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How to write a mood phrase?

1. If you are rich, you will be late for work every day. Isn't it just that being late once will be deducted 10 yuan? I'll give you 1 ten thousand yuan, so you can keep it for fun.

2. It hurts to breathe at work. She lives in every corner of me.

I don't want to go to work seven days a week.

4. Going to work means getting up earlier than chickens, sleeping later than dogs, eating worse than pigs and doing more than donkeys.

I want to have a life outside of work, so I have to work overtime.

6. It's noon and it's hard to go to work. After a morning, it was afternoon. If you have no money to spend, your heart will be more painful. For a better life, hard work is hard work.

7. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, but only for getting paid.

8. At the thought of going to work tomorrow, I have a headache, leg pain, eye pain, hand pain, foot pain and pain everywhere.

9. In this weather, you have to wait for the northwest wind when you go to work.

10, I have to watch the Forbes rich list every morning when I get up. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.