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The correct way for a watchmaker to pay New Year's greetings is to send blessings no matter what watch he wears.

The New Year greeting, which lasts from years ago to returning to work, is one of the most interesting annual rewards in the Spring Festival.

If you want to get ahead in the circle of friends, it is obviously not enough firepower to rely on the traditional copy of "the mouse goes to the cow to resign from the old year"; Colorful emoji expressions and homemade video blessings are creative, but this kind of reproduction is not attractive.

As a watch player, who doesn't want to make a distinctive start at the beginning of the year, not only to show their bullish enthusiasm, but also to show their distinctive identity.

Actually, what kind of watch you wear hides what kind of accent you have. Let everyone know your "bezel status" for a second, just write greetings in the tone of different brands of watches.

In this issue, Uncle Wan has prepared a copy of New Year's greetings from six major watch brands for you. Welcome to copy and use directly-

Vacheron Constantin's New Year message:

Everyone likes to regard the beauty of the peak that attracts much attention as the proposition of struggle, and only a few people can give the answer without fear of complexity. With the beginning of the Spring Festival, I know that you will go all out to have a good year, even if it is difficult. What's wrong with more glory? Turning a passion into a magnificent front line has become a powerful frequency that cannot be ignored by the whole world.

Vacheron Constantin's feeling:

No one should deny Vacheron Constantin's leading position in the clock circle today, right? Handshake table player is also a low-key king, who lived in Qian Fan and lived alone in the secular world.

In addition to superb watchmaking skills, this brand never sets limits for itself and is willing to realize various complex functions for the customizer. The most representative pocket watch 57260, which took eight years to integrate 57 functions, is really a bit free and easy.

Many people covet Vacheron Constantin's enamel watch because it is a nearly perfect work based on exquisite quality, which makes you feel that only this unattainable beauty is worthy of the most expensive price in the world. Take last year's "Caravel Sailing" as an example. At first glance, the three-dimensional silk-pinching technique and the pattern of red and blue blend seem to have returned to the sea explored by Columbus in the15th century, only to feel that the pace is non-stop and the future can be expected.

Blancpain's New Year message:

The trend of the times is changing rapidly. Keeping your heart is a contract signed by yourself and the years. Even if there are countless voices from outside advising you "what to do", you will only surrender to your original intention at the moment of anger. 202 1 when you start again, I hope you will stick to your dream and take a calm and down-to-earth attitude of "going to a place with poor water and then sitting and watching the rising clouds", step by step.

Blancpain's feeling:

Uncle Wan's impression of Blancpain began with his slogan, "Swiss tradition, from Qianlong Dynasty to the present".

Blancpain, true to its words, experienced a gloomy period in which the global output of Swiss watches plummeted from 45% to 65,438+05%. At that time, more than 654.38 million watchmakers were unemployed, and many high-end brands began to launch quartz watches. However, it has never been involved in the timely wave, guarding this classical beauty in the 280-year brand development.

It's like today when short videos are popular, some people are willing to spend months or even a year making documentaries, fighting against time and traffic, and fading away the dazzling glitz, just to explore the depth and innovative content of life day after day. It is hard for such a person not to become the "plum blossom" in the watch industry.

Rolex New Year greetings:

Some people envy your endless enthusiasm, and some people chase your courage to explore the new world. Whether it's sunny or rainy, you never stop letting yourself shine. I think you enjoy the perseverance of sailing more than the hardships of standing on the waves. Now that the blueprint for the future has been accurately drawn by you, I will wait for you to cross the mountains, rivers and lakes and return home in triumph.

Rolex feel:

People who wear Rolex are people who change the world or are changing it.

A classic oyster series has won the hearts of generations for its harsh quality. It is rumored that Corinna, the favorite of founder Hans Wilsdorf, missed an important appointment for life because her watch was delayed by an hour, and then "pursuing accuracy and practicality" became the hardcore principle of brand watchmaking.

With lasting kinetic energy, we can expand our territory without distractions. Rolex is to encourage everyone to be their own "engine", carry out the endless elite spirit to the end and remember more wonderful deeds.

Omega's New Year greetings:

The world is strange, so Coco loves love. There are thousands of stars in Qian Qian in the vast space. Who is not a dust? Therefore, I hope that in the new year, you will be bold, regard life as a big playground, bounce on the road of love and freedom, career and family, and gain more "human value".

Omega's feeling:

What does a watch that can go to the moon depend on? Infinite imagination in design, free innovation in technology and unyielding self-personality are all Omega.

The chronograph of Sanjinhai Horse, which caused a heated discussion last year, is precisely the persistence of this "old urchin" with peculiar ingenuity. 1993 introduced three kinds of watches made of tantalum, titanium and gold, but it was defaulted by the market as "expensive and non-mainstream", and it is still full of personality when it reappears now.

Matte gold bezel and blue dial set each other off, with a strong retro flavor, niche and advanced, only for those who understand. Omega's personality is roughly like this: break the sameness and just want you to see a more vivid side.

Audemars piguet's New Year message:

Routine is used to control, you have a dazzling edge, why should you hide it? In the year of the ox, everything must be TOP 1. If you are already at the peak, it is not impossible to subvert yourself. May your stubbornness, your fierceness, your truth and your wildness all turn into spotlights to illuminate the distant future.

Audemars piguet's feeling:

The publicity of Airbnb is inseparable from its powerful watchmaking strength and the inheritance of centuries-old craftsmanship.

Few young people can resist this extreme "temptation"-cool tourbillon chronograph, exquisite polished hollow movement, interesting artistic dial ... The first visual impact can break your defense, making people eager to have such arrogant vitality.

By the way, Airbnb is also synonymous with top acoustic rice. The same is the "three questions", which can make the sound quality pleasing to the ear by technology, with both soft and hard strength, and indeed has the capital to show off.

Longines' New Year greetings:

There is Qian Qian's love in my heart, and I am not afraid of the years. The most powerful force is not to conquer, but to dance against the high wind, to overlook the world with sincerity and courage as wings, and to protect your romantic garden. No matter how old you are, luck, beauty and happiness will always haunt you because you have the attraction of love.

Longines feel:

Longines' blessing is more suitable for Valentine's Day. After all, the tonality of this brand is always so tender.

In 17, Longines filmed a short story named "Time is Constant" to commemorate the brand birthday of 180. This story is based on real events. In the 1940s, a couple was separated in the war, and a longines pocket watch was used as a token, so that they could meet again after 60 years and know each other.

Calm and elegant in front of the years, coupled with the advertising slogan "Time teaches me to love you seriously", it is said that Longines is almost equal to romance, so no one should refute it.

Summary:

Continue to pay a New Year call without sticking to the traditional form. Short words are better than mass messages. You feel good, you feel good. Play with others and start your new New Year greeting gesture!

Theme of this issue:

Tell me the best New Year greeting you have seen this year?