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Why are you telling me this?

Why are you telling me this?

First, I won't question why the world does this to me just because the world doesn't know who I am.

Second, who can save me from the fire pit! Why did God do this to me? Why is married life like this? Now I really want to die.

Third, but I did something wrong before. I said I've changed. Why does TA still treat me like this? The biggest problem with this sentence is that you measure others by your actions, but you measure yourself by your thoughts.

Fourth, the people around us have changed from new people and new things to round after round of old things. It's just that I haven't changed the original site in recent years. I have been trying to spin and passively pretend as if nothing had happened, but I am very cautious. Why are you so willful to me? This is not something that blue sky and white clouds can solve.

5. Why are you doing this to me? . Last time, I held my urine for a long time, waiting for the eggs on the westward journey. I followed the trend and watched Kung Fu Yoga today. As soon as I entered the end of the westward journey. . Five seconds later. . Eggs. .

Listening to the rumble of the train, I wish I could drive slower. Why did God do this to my family for half a year and let me lose two close relatives? I'm really scared. I don't want to see you lying there I made a wish that you would have a better life in Amanmei. I'm scared.

Seven, my god, 63 minutes, this can play three games, during which the regiment was destroyed several times and pushed to the crystal with only a trace of blood. This is man-machine, great gods. I just want to practice compression. Why are you doing this to me? The black rose sisters couldn't bear it, and I was desperate. Fortunately, I bought a mixture later. Cutting Teemo is like cutting a dog.

I think I seem to understand why so many girls commit suicide for love. Although it is a stupid method, it is really the fastest way to solve the pain. How have you been since you broke up with me? Are you happy to disappear? Only three or four days. Why are you doing this to me? Why?

9. It hurts. Not that I'm obsessed. I've never been so attentive to anyone. Why does life do this to me? What did I do wrong? God, don't joke with me like that, okay? I can't afford to lose If I die, please let me die quickly.

10. Why are you doing this to me? You'd rather hurt the person who loves you the most. What are you doing?

Eleven, a man's business failed for a period of time, and the woman comforted him. The man's business is getting better and better, but the woman left with a rich man. Why are you doing this to me? I will be rich! You have the ability to prove it to me! You will regret it, I hate you! Three years later, this man has become a successful man. He found a woman's residence, and all he saw was a group of drug addicts collecting debts and the portrait of the woman.

Why do I always feel that the world is unfair? Am I not satisfied? I think I am an easy-to-satisfy and easy-to-feed person. Why did I let you do this to me after a failure? Am I wrong? Or am I numb to life? Maybe what is not is precious.

Thirteen, I really don't know what you mean, why did you do this to me, saying that you are my friend and you contacted me! Don't you know I'm still waiting for you? You are disturbing my mood again!

Fourteen, damn it, I really want to sleep, but I have a terrible cough. I'm so bored! ! Hey, why are you doing this to me? Why do I cough?

15. Today, I heard the girl next door crying on the phone for two hours and coughing all the time. Her boyfriend broke up. She kept asking: Why are you doing this to me? You never said that before. Why are you so cruel? I think she is very distressing and stupid. Saw me 20xx years ago. In fact, in retrospect, I feel really stupid at that time. If someone loses it, I can look for it again. But it is absolutely the stupidest thing to make yourself so sad, and it is wrong for parents to worry. Time is really a good medicine for everything.

Sixteen, today is my birthday, the saddest birthday. I didn't know how important money is until today. Why did God treat my favorite second brother like this? If you have anything, please come to me. Please be kind to my relatives and friends!

17. Am I really not working hard enough? I tried so hard to get it, but I couldn't get it in the end. Maybe you really don't belong to me. I believe again and again, but I am disappointed again and again. Why are you doing this to me? I really don't want too much. Why can't God be attached to me?

Eighteen, being a man is so tired, why do you do this to me? Can't we understand each other and put ourselves in others' shoes?

Nineteen, the angry point is inexplicable. Why are you doing this to me now? Does my insistence make sense? I really feel sorry for myself.

I, Hu Weiqi, have never wronged you, so I don't understand why you did this to me.

Twenty-one, why do you want to do this to me? The high-speed rail can't see it, and neither can the train station. Is it because I just got up at a different time this year? I was very excited at first, but the time was staggered. Why, why, why are you doing this to me! ! You can't see it when you buy a high-speed rail ticket. I'm leaving, but I still can't see the train station.

Are you really happy to leave me? Is what you told me before false? I can't believe you don't have me in your heart! I can't believe you are leaving me! Why are you doing this to me! I really treat you! How could you do this to me! Even if you leave, give me a reason to break up!

23. What if I find my parents? There is only one boy in their hearts. They sent me away and adopted another boy. Do you think this will make me feel better? Why are you doing this to me again! They have no feelings for me, and there is no me in their hearts.

I don't know why you're still doing this. It seems that you don't care so much about my information! Am I too worried? Still dripping. Or you have already started to have a boyfriend and someone to talk to. Maybe I still care about it! Yes! What does it matter which one? What will happen?

25. I want to be nice to that person, but this may be wrong; I really don't understand. I have been thinking for as long as I can remember. Why? Why are you doing this to me, someone else's grandmother, someone else's aunt? What did I do wrong?

Twenty-six, just want to say: no one is perfect, everyone is his own teacher, learn from the advantages of others, and think more about improving yourself. Even the most successful person will have shortcomings, but we should pay more attention to his success! Before you want anything from others, think about what you are good at! Why did someone do this to me!

Twenty-seven, why are you doing this to me? Did I do something wrong? A cold coughs up with lung pain and rib pain. The computer stopped, and all the information, whether memories or documents, could not be found. I don't understand any of them.

28. I am so excellent that I haven't done much. Why are you treating me like this? You think I have God's protection, so you throw all kinds of rubbish and poison at me? Maybe it won't hurt me, but don't make me not love you.

29. What's wrong with this society? Why are you doing this to me? I love to laugh, but why am I so unlucky and my job is unstable?

Thirty, when things just happened, I felt particularly uncomfortable. Why do people feel this way? I also blame others for being too kind to me since I was a child. Over the years, I realized that they have no heart at all, only greed.

Thank you, thank you for your attitude towards me, thank you for playing with my mind and eyes, and make me disheartened. Although I still don't understand many questions, why do you treat me like this? This is how you treat me! But I don't want to think about it anymore. Maybe I'm not worth it in your eyes! I hate you! I hate you!

Thirty-two, I just watch the play quietly. Why are you doing this to me? Fortunately, there is a barrage high-energy warning.

33. I often meet people complaining to me: I am so good to him, why does he do this to me? In fact, if you are good to a person, you don't have to think about returning. People who know how to pay will understand that everything should come from their own conscience, goodwill and upbringing. Will the other person love you, be grateful, return the gift, and even remember that it is someone else's business.

34. Why, why are you doing this to me? God, can't you give me another chance? Good people who say good things are rewarded? Please forgive me! !

It takes a long time to wait for dawn, so it's really hard to shed tears. Why are you doing this to me? I don't seem to have done anything wrong.

36. Ask yourself, I have never wronged anyone. The principle of my life has always been to be kind to me and tolerate me. No matter how you treat me, I have never done anything too much. Why are you treating me like this? Has my life been stable since I was with you? I gave in step by step, and I couldn't believe it myself. Have you ever cared about my feelings? Have you ever respected me? Have I ever existed?

Thirty-seven, today is my daughter's birthday! It's not my first birthday with her! I feel so sad! I want to cry. I don't know why they have the heart to do this to me and my children. I wonder why they lied. No phone, no information! I just want to spend my birthday with my children. Is it wrong to play for two days? Don't you know mother's heart? Don't you have children? Don't you have parents? Can you stop the baby and my heart?

38. Do you take me as your person? I really want to ask, if you just regard me as a passer-by in your life, then why did you choose me? Is this really my life? I have never done anything heartless. Why do I always get hurt? I really can't figure out why God always does this to me.

No matter how much you hate me, hit me and scold me, I won't leave you. I like being with you. It doesn't matter what others think of me, because I only love you and can't bear to part with you. You said you hated me. Why did you follow you? Do you know how much my heart hurts and how much my flesh hurts? Is it wrong to like you? Did you ever say that I still have you to take care of me? Why are you doing this to me now? Sometimes, the more you treat me like this, the more I hate myself. Why are you so spineless and even do something meaningless? But I just don't want to leave you. I can't leave you You will only be cruel to me and make me feel that living is meaningless. I don't believe all this. Why is life so tiring?

Why should I live like this? I must have been homeless in my last life.

1. I love you too much, but I can't say it in my heart.

2. If love just passes by, why do you love so deeply?

Sometimes caring too much about you is a kind of torture to yourself.

You're not me. How do I know I'm scared and upset? Your words are enough to make me give up.

5. It hurts to lose it. ◇

6. Time is like water. Happy times always pass by in a hurry. Those figures that have not been collected in time have already dissipated in the passage of time. Silent memories melt those smiles hidden in time into fingers and sighs, so that dancing thoughts bloom in the mulberry field where things have changed. Flowers bloom in the city with the fragrance of a fleeting season, so that thoughts gradually spread out in the passing time: some familiar scenes, deja vu pictures, faint sad melody,

7. We can never tell the missing love: beautiful because of regret, or beautiful because of regret.

I thought you were oxygen, but it turned out to be a farce.

9. Because I know that I am a rotten person, no one will love me and no one will care about me.

10. Finally, I am indifferent to your bright head.

1 1. Thank you for holding my hand for so long. It's time to let go.

12. The feeling of disappointment is probably that I sent you a good night before going to bed, waited for you for a long time, thought you were asleep, and woke up the next day without receiving a missed message.

13. There are mixed feelings about joys and sorrows now, but thousands of people have passed before they turn into bones and dust.

14. Even if my love is cheap, it's not a discount for you.

15. There is no distance between us.

16. Time can test your patience for my love more than your promise.

17. No wonder some people say that a bosom friend never regrets. It turns out that friends are really hard to find.

18. Waiting for a result without a deadline, just to see your sadness clearly.

19. I may still see your news, but it has nothing to do with me.

20. There is still a long way ahead, and you won't be gray-haired after all.

Sad phrase: Not many people like me, why do you still make me sad?

1. Even if you are poor, I will be your last piece of luggage.

Ignore me when I feel uncomfortable, or I will cry when I speak.

Your parents are working hard for you, which is why you need to be strong today.

4. Who can understand who loves whom and who can understand who leaves.

5. The so-called understanding is usually just the sum of misunderstandings. -Putnik fans.

6. There are not many people like me. Why are you making me sad?

Honey, I'm sorry I lost myself.

8. Time has caressed love, what is left to look forward to and look back.

9. The word "love" is too difficult. Should I sit still or wait for death?

10, now I have no strength, you can laugh at me. When I am strong in the future, I will laugh at you.

1 1, homework. Let's share it. I told you we weren't right.

12, there will never be eternity, but stubbornly believe in eternity.

13, I'm the kind of person who treats me well and wants ten times in return.

14, if you really love each other, how could you be willing to part?

15, what we have been looking for all our lives is just a home and a safe place!

16, the memories that one person thinks are unforgettable have long been forgotten by others.

17, it turns out that forever is just a joke.

18, you live in my heart and let me know the taste of missing.

19, no matter how painful and sad you are, people will not see you and will not feel bad for you. Who are you sorry for?

20, letting go will be unwilling, unwilling, but if you don't let go, it is yourself who hurts the most.

2 1, actually, she's not bad. Anyway, I'm glad you like it.

22. As long as I can see you, I am willing to bear the pain of thousands of arrows piercing my heart.

Why is it red and I'm not red?

I got up a little late yesterday, and I'm going to be late. I boarded my little electric donkey and went straight to the company. Along the way, I always felt that there was a small wind blowing into my crotch, and I didn't care if I was in a hurry. When I went to the company, my colleague said, why don't you close the door? Damn it, I just remembered that I didn't pull my pants chain when I went out.

There are a pair of good green apples on the apple tree, enjoying the sunshine and going through ups and downs together. One day, the fruit grower took one of them. The other secretly sighed on the branch: Why is it red, and I am not red? . .

I am old enough to get married. I want to ask, did the daughter-in-law find it by herself or was it issued by the state? Urgent! Wait online!

After being married for half a year, my wife sometimes mentions her ex-boyfriend, and I didn't take it seriously. Ever since I met her, I have a habit of holding a basin of hot water every night, twisting a towel to wash her face, then washing her feet and wiping them, and then washing them myself. It turns out that these are trivial things in life. As a result, we had a little fight the other day. She said, don't you just wash my feet every day? Not as good to me as my ex-boyfriend. I was not so angry, but this sentence made me make up my mind not to wash her feet. As a result, today she saw that I didn't wash her feet and began to lose her temper. I'm thinking, first, will I die if I wash my feet myself? Second, if you say that, I'll wash your feet again. I really don't have to be a man!

Go to the internet cafe to surf the internet, next to a primary school student. Suddenly, he whispered to another student next to him, my father is coming, and I am hiding under the table. You sit here and block me. As a result, an uncle came and turned around and left. At this time, after the child came out, he suddenly shouted to his classmates: I am hiding under the table, and you don't show me the game. All my heroes are dead. As a result, his father grabbed it back by the ear.

During the exam yesterday, the invigilator wanted to check the campus card. I took it by mistake and used it as a bank card. I didn't find it at first, until I found the teacher standing there all the time. So in embarrassment, I took out my campus card and the teacher left. I thought it was over. Unexpectedly, there is a news circulating on campus today: Yesterday, a candidate bribed the invigilator with a bank card during the exam. After the teacher refused many times, the candidate did it.

Passing by the community clinic, a 3-year-old boy wanted to take his temperature, only to see his father (covered in tattoos) holding a thermometer under his arm and saying, "OK, listen to me. From now on, your arm will be disabled for 5 minutes, stand up! " What a unique way of education. Ha ha ha.

I ate in the company cafeteria at noon today, and the goddess actually sat opposite me. I'm very nervous. She has been looking at me silently, awkward. I wonder if she is interested in me. But I'm shy. I just bury myself in food. Finally, she couldn't help talking and said, "Will you stop taking my food?"

I like sleeping in primary school. On one occasion, the Chinese teacher assigned homework to write a composition entitled "If I were a spider". I asked my classmates after class and racked my brains at home at night to write a sensational "If I were a pig".

At the age of fourteen, the color TV at home broke down, so I took out my black-and-white machine that had been useless for a long time. In those days, adults kept instilling that TV would explode when it fell to the ground. Then one day, my uncle's little sister dragged the plug of the black-and-white machine down with the TV, and the black-and-white machine smoked. When I saw it, I ran away. Then I thought that my little sister and grandma were still inside, so I ran back and pulled them out in good conscience and told them that they would explode. So we stayed outside for ten or twenty minutes before we dared to go home.

I share a room with my two sisters and use a bathroom. They always take a bath before me. When it was my turn, there was no hot water. So I consulted them, and they said there was a way to kill two birds with one stone. Let me help them rub their backs, saving water and taking a bath. It's really a good idea, but after washing it several times, it's really not easy to rub your back. Forget it ~ I am a big man, use cold water, at least not so tired. . . . . .