25 online jokes with reversed endings make you want to cry.

When I was at the bottom of my life, my mother said to me, "Son, even if everyone gives up on you, you must never give up on yourself, okay?" I was moved to answer, "I know."

Then, my mother turned to my father and said, "He knows. Let's go."

02

A girl asked a boy to wait for him downstairs for a hundred days before marrying him. As a result, on the 99th day, the boy left with a smile. Later, someone asked him, why did you leave at a critical moment when you persisted for so long and were close to success?

The boy explained that I didn't think I could last so long. I thought to myself, I have such great perseverance, why not do WeChat business?

03

Many years later, I received a WeChat from a friend who was far away from the other side of the ocean: "I finally became the kind of person I used to hate the most."

"Ha, ha, ha, everyone is like this, don't be sentimental. Who did you hate most when you were a child? "

"Rich people."

04

Suddenly heard someone knocking at the door in the middle of the night. Opening the door, I saw a young man delivering food, standing outside the door, holding a lot of delicious food in his hand. I said, "You must be mistaken. I didn't order takeout. "

"I know." The young man said, "A friend of yours in Weibo asked me to show it to you. This is the food he wants to eat tonight. His mobile phone is broken and he can't send Weibo. "

05

"I'm so scared. I'm afraid that one day you will suddenly stop loving me."

"Fool, what are you thinking? When did I love you? "

06

There is a sign in the park lawn that says, "5 yuan will be fined for trampling on the lawn". Later, it was changed to "fine 2 yuan". Ask the staff in the park: "Why did you drop it? Isn't it a fine of 5 yuan? "

The staff replied: "You can't change it. No one stepped on 5 pieces. "

07

"My wife has been missing for more than 24 hours," I said anxiously on the phone. "She said she went out to buy food early yesterday morning, but she hasn't come home yet. I almost collapsed. Please bring me some food in your fast food restaurant. "

08

The boy said to the girl, "Let's take a trip. My girlfriend will come that day. " The girl nodded shyly: "OK, I'll take my boyfriend, too."

At the appointed time and place, but there were only two people, a boy and a girl. The girl asked the boy, "Where's your girlfriend?" The boy touched the girl's head: "Fool, she is right in front of me."

The boy asked the girl again, "Where's your boyfriend?"

Girl: "My boyfriend is parking over there. He will come at once. "

09

I finally got a chance to chat with my girlfriend in the self-study class. Maybe I didn't say something right. She suddenly ignored me and said coldly, "Stop it, there is someone outside you." I was anxious at that time: "I swear to God, there is really no!"

"She's talking about me!" The head teacher behind him said coldly.

10

I said to my mother, "I'm tired of eating at home every day." Why don't we go out for dinner today? "

Mom thought about it and nodded her head. Then he gave me a bowl of rice and let me eat it alone in the yard outside.

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After quarreling with my wife, my friend advised me, "Can't everyone talk less?"

Then I got even angrier: "Shut up! Put your fucking clothes on first! "

12

Everyone in this world is born with an extra skill. No matter how he asked, she refused to tell him what she was capable of, but bowed her head shyly. Later, when they were climbing the mountain, a big stone suddenly rolled down the mountain and was about to hit him. She rushed to him, and he opened his eyes wide and tried to push her away, but it was too late.

-The boulder is broken.

Her skill is ... breaking stones in her chest.

13

Bao Zheng wanted to name her daughter and asked Gongsun Ce for help: "My mother named me Bao Zheng because she wanted me to save the world; People in the afterlife call me Bao Qingtian, which also contains bright and beautiful wishes. I hope my child's name can also reflect a similar determination to benefit society. What did you say?/Sorry? "

As soon as Gongsun Sheng pondered his strategy, he said, "There is a guarantee."

14

I have a crush on a girl for a long time. I asked her out to the movies yesterday and found that I didn't have any money. Fortunately, as usual, she didn't go to the appointment.

15

At the end of the college entrance examination, a candidate sighed with emotion: "Three years of high school single life has finally come to an end today, and you can start four years of single life when you go to college! ! ! "

16

"Doctor, my eyes are nearsighted!"

"Tell me about the specific degree of myopia."

"You can't see the money when you open your wallet!"

17

Buy fruit at the school gate. The business of a booth is very hot, so I'll go and have a look. When I walked in, I heard what was shouting over there: oranges are on sale, one yuan and two Jin. Two dollars and three pounds, three dollars and four pounds ... five dollars and six pounds, come and buy it.

A group of college students are buying five yuan and six Jin.

18

I was bullied by a poor student when I was at school. Finally, one day, the small universe broke out and shouted at him, "Wait, I will definitely get even with you later."

Ten years later, the oath was fulfilled. He became my boss and I became his accountant.

19

One day, Mung Bean broke up with his girlfriend ... He kept crying ... very sad, crying ... as a result ... he ... sprouted. ...

20

Seeing pairs of middle school students holding hands in the street, I can't help but think of myself in middle school ... I also watched pairs of middle school students holding hands in the street.

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"I wrote 100 love letters to you and wanted to ask you how you feel now."

"These love letters make me warm ~"

"Really ... really?"

"Really, it just burns too fast."

22

Mr. Banana and Miss Banana walked in tandem to go shopping and walked. Mr. Banana, who walked in front, thought it was so hot that he took off his coat, so Miss Banana, who walked behind, slipped.

23

Do you have any friends who know anything about cars? Do you know anyone? Please help me to consult the car with the price between 1.5 million and 2.6 million. The power is above 3.0T, the appearance should be beautiful, preferably white, and German cars are the best. After all, the quality is reliable, and the interior should be all leather with panoramic sunroof. It is better to be an off-road vehicle, which is more passable. Whether it is automatic or manual. The key is good-looking and practical. Anyone who knows me can recommend me some cars. I want to make a screen saver for my mobile phone, thank you.

24

When I cut onions, I always close my eyes and think I won't cry. But I cried the moment I cut my hand.

25

How would you write an unconventional martial arts story?

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