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Talk about adversity and see the truth.

First, you feel lonely not because no one cares about you, but because the people you care about don't care about you.

Second, everything that should come is here, and everything that should go is gone. Don't resist, don't stay, don't be greedy, don't give up, don't worry.

Third, the person who is most afraid of pushing you to hell has already taken you to heaven.

Fourth, don't ask too much of your daughter-in-law: she is beautiful and can cook. That's a rice cooker. Cute and not old, it's a cherry ball. Independent and centered on you, that's your mother. Beautiful, lovely, can cook, never old, economically independent, you-centered, that's your mother making cherry balls for you with a rice cooker.

Xueba spent an evening doing homework, while Xueba only spent a morning reading class.

Sixth, men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

Seven, put away your cowardice and show your domineering. No one helped you when you fell. There are many animals watching your jokes.

Eight, men are not qualified to shout hot, you try to wear a bra, you try to stick your hair around your neck, you try to pad sanitary napkins.

Nine, I am a good rotten man who was hurt half to death by you and then coaxed a few words.

If one day I can't hold an umbrella for you, I will accompany you in the rain.