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Time? Tephrosia pseudomontana

A long time ago, there was an emergency on the northern border. qian yao, the general of Zhenbei, led an army to face foreign enemies.

On the battlefield in blood shed, qian yao set up his smashed body and rushed to the enemy camp in despair. Suddenly, thousands of arrows were fired, and qian yao was unfortunately shot.

When he lost consciousness, he saw a bluebird approaching him gradually, and there was a familiar look in the bird's eyes.

"It's you!" Qian yao closed his eyes.

one

In ancient times, Qingluan was accepted as an emissary by the Queen Mother of the West and never neglected fairyland on earth. Later, for some reason, the queen mother accepted a new envoy, so Qingluan was laid off.

"Empress, are you satisfied with the new messenger?" Although Qingluan has been idle for a while, she has been worried about whether the emissary of the Queen Mother of the West is effective.

"Qing Er, you really tried your best. You could be relaxed at the moment, but you are worried everywhere. " The Queen Mother of the West smiled and stroked the colorful lines of feathers on her forehead. "Yes, Qing Er. In the past, you have been sending letters between the earth and the fairyland, and you have never stayed on earth for an hour. Why not go to earth and look after the palace from time to time? "

"Empress, does Qing Er need to dress up first so as not to be noticed by the world?" Qingluan looked at her whole body feathers and wings.

"Yes, this is pleated feather silk. Put it on, and you will become a flying bird. However, you have to remember that you are just a passer-by on the earth. Don't use your magic to interfere in human affairs and rewrite his life trajectory. "

"Yes, Qing Er." She flew to the clouds outside the Temple of Heaven, spread her wings and soon disappeared.

Qing Er, a boy, is always busy. He can't stay in the palace for long. The queen slowly left the high platform.

two

"Brother, wake up, we have to hurry again." The dusty girl shook a teenager hard.

"I'm afraid I can't walk." The teenager struggled desperately and collapsed on the haystack again.

"No, there will be a war here soon. We must get to Yuncheng in time to find a way out. " Dong Yue saw that his mother was motionless and had to carry him behind his back.

"How can I let you carry me?" Dongmu jumped down from her sister's back. "If you walk faster, you may catch up with the big troops, and there will be rice soup to drink." Dong Mu's eyes lit up.

Two people helped each other and walked on the snowy mountain road, leaving deep and shallow traces on the white earth.

"Hey, this is the flag of the government. There is food. " They jumped up and walked towards the national flag, approaching step by step.

Everyone sitting around was silent, and the war forced everyone to leave their homes, and no one could laugh.

While waiting in line for porridge, the two brothers and sisters couldn't help swallowing. For them, rice porridge is a rare delicacy on the road.

"Is it gone?" Dongmu was extremely disappointed.

Just as the two hungry people were preparing to rest at night, a sergeant stopped them. "General Yi took out everyone's rations and went to get rice porridge!" They swept away their sleepiness and thought it was the best thing that happened in a day.

three

In the palace on earth, phoenix songs in white robes hosted a banquet in the atrium to entertain the new sisters.

"Sister Qingluan, why did you come to this remote place?" As soon as Feng Ge saw Qingluan, she knew that she must have been abandoned by heaven.

"Let me see, my sister has no reason to be abandoned. She is usually quiet and never delays delivering letters. Nothing will disgust the queen mother. It is really unpredictable. " Feng Song gently filled Qingluan with wine, and a few strands of hair hung down.

"Maybe the Empress has other plans." Qingluan couldn't believe that she was rejected by the Queen Mother of the West. As long as she can remember, she was raised by the Queen Mother of the West and worked for her. She never thought about what to do if she was abandoned by her.

I hope not. There is no doubt that I was left by heaven. When I was composing Zuo Shen and Qin with Chen, I was seen. The proud girl that day hated me for stealing her sweetheart, saying that others were not worthy of Zuo Shen, and it was forbidden to approach Zuo Shen. Later, I was sent here. "

"Sister Fengge, how did you spend these years in the palace?"

Feng Ge said with a smile, "Why are you afraid to leave the palace after being abandoned by heaven? Of course I want to visit the prosperity of the world. "

Qingluan was silent and gulped down the wine in the cup.

four

The general disguised himself as an ordinary man and walked alone on the Yuan Ye, trying to understand the terrain. The war situation is anxious, both armies are prepared, and there are royal orders every day.

Shortly after the death of the old general, his son qian yao was appointed handsome. Many people in the army talked about Wang's nepotism, but he appointed son of the general, who was under the age of weak crown, as the national general. Qian yao endured humiliation and won the reputation of "Tiger General" after leading the troops.

Qian yao, as the name implies, is modest, self-restrained and cautious, and does not admire Li Rong. Everyone who wants to make friends is rejected by him, and those who favor him have no choice but to give up because this person is hard to get close to.

After the death of General Yi, there were no close friends in the government. The adoptive mother died in her early years, her life experience is unknown, and her relationship with the clan is neither cold nor light. In this bustling metropolis, she is a completely rootless person.

Ten years ago, qian yao thought that everything was going well, and when he grew up, he would marry Qian Yu of the Muhou family for a hundred years. However, the fact that his childhood partner was accidentally called into the palace to become a concubine broke this dream. After leaving Qian Yu, qian yao only wanted to repay her adoptive parents, but had no intention of making out with her children.

Qingluan pounced on the deer in front of her, with pleated feathers on her antlers. She was careless and could not breathe.

Looking forward to someone coming, Qingluan waved and said, "Hey, stop this deer!" "

I saw the man turn and run, agile, and soon firmly grasped the antlers.

"Thank you for your help. Without it, I am finished. " Qingluan took down the pleats on the antlers.

"This place is a restricted area. No one can go in except the foot soldiers. Girl, please go back. " Qingluan didn't understand, her eyes were empty.

Qian yao pointed to the distance, indicating the direction of leaving. Qingluan doesn't know what it means yet.

"There are wild animals in Yuan Ye after sunset, which is very dangerous." Qian Yi tried to persuade her to leave.

"It's too late." Qingluan looked up at the sky.

five

When the soldiers in the barracks heard that the general and a woman were back, they vividly described their love affair. Everyone thinks that this is human nature, and the general is always alone when he is young. They thought that this woman might also like their general.

Qingluan settled down in the tent and fed the injured deer. I didn't expect to see some glib people spying on me.

"The general's woman has a good figure." When Qingluan heard their conversation, she was very angry. She kicked over the basin and poured water on them. See their mess, qingluan in stitches.

"What is it? Why is the sergeant of the seventh battalion in the middle battalion? " Qian yao recognized the secret service of the 7th Battalion at a glance and asked the soldiers who failed to perform their duties.

Several people looked at each other, ashamed.

"If it is handed over to the adjutant, it will be punished according to law." Several soldiers were taken down, and since then, the discussion has vanished.

In the middle of the night, Qingluan flew back to the palace with pleated feathers to share the opportunity with Fengge. Her voice rose slightly and she smiled, especially when she talked about qian yao.

"My sister was seduced by that big man. Are you going to make up a story handed down from generation to generation? " Brother Feng saw through my sister's mind.

Qing Luan paused: "Yi Qian is not a big shot. The face is like a candle in the heavenly palace, and the words are vigorous and chic. "

Brother Feng thought for a moment: "That's a white-faced scholar. He can lead troops to fight, and he is also a versatile person in the world. There will be many women who have a crush on him. So my sister must be a special person. "

"Maybe I can help him win. This is what he has always cared about and made him happy. "

"I think of Chen's Zuo Shen Ji. At the beginning, I also paid attention to him everywhere, trying to attract his attention and practicing his music a hundred times. Although I will never see it again, it was the most unrestrained and happy time. " Brother Feng's eyes are slightly red.

six

In order to stay, Qingluan found an excellent reason. She often predicts the weather, which brings great convenience to the delivery of rations. Under her repeated entreaties, qian yao promised her to stay as a soldier.

Qingluan gradually healed the deer's wound, and could not help but give birth to a feeling of love, so she left it with her. Deer repay kindness with kindness. When Qingluan is particularly close, Ren Qingluan touches his back.

"qian yao exercises don't know how long it will take ..." Qingluan muttered in the air. She always helps qian yao quietly, and a brief conversation when reporting the weather every day is the best moment of the day.

"Report to the general, Qingluan failed to discipline the deer, which led to its disorderly entry into the warehouse. Please punish the general." Qingluan secretly hoped that she could be given a lighter punishment. Unexpectedly, Yi Qian frowned: "Qingluan, the canteen is no joke. According to the law, you should be grounded for a few days. Go down first. "

Qingluan was helpless and had to be punished with peace of mind. She thought that she was surrounded by Yi Qian these days, but he was ungrateful. She thinks she needs to find a thousand hearts. To find a person's heart, you need to go to Heaven to find cloud mirror.

Qingluan, who took off in the air, looked down at the earth and found something strange. She looked at it quickly and carefully. It turns out that the enemy has been exploring the border!

Qingluan immediately went home and asked the soldiers stationed to inform Yiqian about the enemy. Qian yao expressed doubts about this and sent troops to set an ambush. As a result, he captured the enemy elite and seized a lot of weapons.

Qingluan made amends and released in advance. She sneaked into the discussion account and found that Qian was talking to someone else, so she stopped outside the account.

There was a voice that pricked up Qingluan's ears: "This Qingluan is of unknown origin and can predict the weather and the enemy's whereabouts. This is the art of ghosts and gods. "

"The most terrible thing is that if she is the masterpiece of the enemy, our army will be in danger."

"QingLuan can't be a masterpiece. Besides, even if she knows the art of ghosts and gods, hasn't she been observing the sky to help our army transport food? " This is qian yao's voice. Qingluan rejoiced silently. Anyway, she is the defender of qian yao.

She ran back to her account in high spirits, glad that her mind was not out of order.

seven

"General Yi, when do you think this battle will last?" Qing Luan asked.

"It's hard to say. I hope we can do it quickly. Our military supplies are tight and cannot be delayed. "

"I hope we win, General Yi. What are your plans after returning to Beijing? " Qing Luan wants to know.

"Now, we can only take it one step at a time, and the rest is at your disposal. I have to go back and look after my family. When my family is gone, it's my turn to be the master. "

"Me too. Everything in the future is unknown. "

"Qingluan, where are your parents and family?" Qian yao looked up.

"I used to think that people who raised me treated me as one of their own, but later I found out that I was too oversensitive. Since then, I have only one sister. She is not my family but better than my family. "

"I hope you will find a good family in the future. A person living in the world is sometimes lonely. " Qingluan knew that qian yao was talking about himself.

Opposite, Qingluan caressed the deer with branches. In a trance, qian yao felt deja vu.

Qingluan didn't expect General Yi to be alone. I wonder if I can stay with him after the war. Qingluan found that the time between her and qian yao seemed to be separated by a barrier, and she could never understand his heart. So she wants to go back to heaven to find cloud mirror, and cloud mirror can reflect a person's heart.

Qingluan, who sneaked into the palace, has now met an emissary. They winked and quickly dodged.

After polishing cloud mirror, humble scenes emerge in the mirror: bitter and cold childhood, agile figure of practicing sword in the general's office, and the world under the brush. ...

"Sandy, you finally came back. You were not sick in Syracuse, were you? " The boy in the mirror asked softly.

"By the cold, but now healed. According to my sister, we won't be able to play together every day in a few years. " There is a trace of sadness in the girl's eyes.

"Why?"

"When you grow up, you should pay attention to rumors."

"I think, so, I beg the general to make decision and let my family marry you. You can also speak well of me in front of the duke ... "

"What are you talking about? I haven't promised you! "

"Then what kind of Mr. Right do you want to marry?"

"Leave me alone." She ran away.

The charming Sandy came to Jackson Yee again, and the two soon burst into tears.

"The king gave me a title and invited me into the palace. I just want to escape now, and no one at home thinks of me. There is no other way but to die of illness and run away immediately. " Sandy fell into qian yao's arms.

"Take me away, we will live where no one knows about us."

"Ok, I'll make all the arrangements."

The fishing boat was intercepted in the middle of the night and two young people were taken away by everyone.

From then on, Qian Yi became depressed and tried his best to describe Sandy in his memory, refusing all the dates. It was not until General Yi died that he pulled himself together.

Cloud mirror's picture disappeared in the instant of Sandy's portrait. Qingluan only took one look and felt the deep affection of that pen.

It turns out that the right person's heart belongs to the right person.

How can there be so many stories about two of a kind in the world? Looking at the eyes of the person in front from behind will never be noticed.

Qingluan felt sour and couldn't control herself.

eight

"What happened to my sister and the general?" Phoenix songs can't bear enthusiasm.

"I saw cloud mirror, I am humble to him, and my heart belongs to him."

"Why ... what are you going to do?"

"My mind is a mess now. I will continue to look up to heaven and help him do everything. I just want to be with him. "

"My sister is also a deep-rooted person, and she will suffer this time."

In midsummer, the war gradually eased, and soldiers in the army and their families came to visit. Qian yao knows that no one in his family will think of himself, and Sandy used to take special care of him, but now she is trapped in the palace.

Qingluan saw it in her eyes and wanted to do something for him.

"qingluan, why are you here?" Qian yao was surprised to find that Qingluan would appear at the door at night.

"It was the deer that came, so I passed by." In qian yao's eyes, Qingluan, who had never been powdered before, became beautiful at the moment, which made his eyes stay for a while.

"Isn't your sister coming to visit?" Qian yao asked.

"It's inconvenient for her to walk."

Two people sit on the ground in the highlands, and the deer lies beside Qingluan.

"Qingluan, can't you find your parents?" Qian yao asked.

"I have no parents. Actually, I am a bird. " Qingluan told him the truth.

"Ha ha ha ha, can you fly?" Qian yao thought qingluan was joking. His smile was fleeting, and Qingluan disappeared before he could have a good look.

"Don't abandon me, you wait." Qingluan is covered with hundreds of pleated feathers, leaving colorful light for the night sky. Qingluan gently landed beside Yiqian, and the deer followed its wings to Qingluan's back, followed by Yiqian.

The soaring qingluan flew into the air with Yiqian and the deer. One thousand clung to the feathers on Qingluan's back, and the palm of his hand conveyed his body temperature and heartbeat. "This is our camp, where there is light. Behind the mountain is a market. Deer like it here best. "

"I remember, qingluan. I once read in a book that Qingluan is the messenger of paradise on earth. Is that what you mentioned in the book? " Qian yao suddenly realized.

"Exactly, but now that I have been abandoned, God has a better messenger and doesn't need me." Qing Yan said.

"There is such a thing, loyalty is not reused, but excluded. My adoptive father stood on the bench for a long time in order to fully resist the enemy, and finally was able to form this Yi Jia army. "

"I can't find myself. After becoming an idle person, my mind is blank every day. It seems that I have become a walking corpse and completely useless. " Qingluan whispered.

"No, you have helped me a lot on earth. I need you here." Qingluan wept with joy, and tears floated in the air.

A gust of wind blew and Qingluan lost her balance in the wind. One thousand and the deer clung to the feathers on her back, but she was still thrown on the hillside.

The big black bird surrounded Qingluan, and qian yao watched her disappear in the night sky. ...

He stuck his finger deep into the soil and could no longer be calm. The deer seemed to be a human being. Knowing what had just happened, it made a sad song.

nine

Qingluan looked around and found herself in the prison of the Heavenly Palace. She soon realized that her use of magic in front of the world violated heaven.

"It used to be that she tore down the letters of the Queen Mother of the West privately, which made the rumors in the Heavenly Palace raging. The queen mother rushed her to the earth to keep the palace, and she didn't know how to be a man herself. "

"You talk nonsense! I would never open a letter in private! I am a messenger. I've only sent letters since I was a child. How could I ruin myself! " Qingluan could not bear to be vilified and pleaded loudly.

"It doesn't matter what you think. The important thing is that the queen mother doesn't trust you. Otherwise, how could she choose a new messenger? "

Qingluan really felt the pain of being abandoned at this moment, and even lost the strength to defend herself. She curled up in a corner and surrounded herself.

At night, someone gently called "Qingluan". At present, a fairy in gorgeous clothes is waiting outside the prison with a lamp.

"I'm Chen Zuoshen. I heard that you and Brother Feng live in the palace. How is she? Have you been drinking a lot recently? " There are tears in each other's eyes

Qingluan told him a lot about the phoenix song, and also mentioned the lover he met on earth. Zuo Shenshi laughed and sometimes was silent. "I will break the law, so I will be punished for guarding the palace. I can't let Feng Gebai suffer. By the way, thank you for taking care of Brother Feng during this time. I have arranged a jailer, and you will not be punished. " He slipped away at night.

Qingluan was punished for scrubbing Shi Zhuan in the palace. This job wears her out every day. When she is free, she will also think about how qian yao is now. Even if you lose all your powers and become a mortal in the world, it is better to be separated from him forever.

As soon as Zuo Shen came to the world, he helped Qingluan find out the news of 1000. Qing Luan, who was reminded by Zuo Shen, desperately flew to the world, flew to qian yao, who was seriously injured, and tore up the pleated feather silk to heal him.

Qian yao, who recovered, regained his former bravery and led his men to take the enemy's head directly. After returning to Beijing, he was rewarded by the king, and the whole family was honored or disgraced.

What puzzles qian yao is why Qingluan disappeared. He has been asking around about her whereabouts. He is very sure that Qingluan saved himself on the battlefield. Those eyes often look at his eyes behind his back. He noticed the myriad thoughts in his eyes from the beginning.

He drew a picture of qingluan in his study, which was always difficult to finish. In the painting, she has never lived before, which brings a bright side to his life.

ten

Yiqian adopted a deer and treated it well, because it would remind herself never to forget Qingluan.

I didn't expect the dynasty to fall in an instant, not because of the intrusion from other places, but because of the usurpation of power by powerful ministers. The king surrendered and became a happy prince. qian yao knew that he would not be valued in the new dynasty. He knew the character of the new king very well and simply retired with his family.

The days of sightseeing will soon be over. We have to support the whole family, so we can't be satisfied with the status quo. Qian yao went to the distant border to do business. After going for half a year, although it is very hard, the income can support a large family and provide education for the younger generation.

The younger generation has also become a tool, a Confucian businessman in troubled times, and is widely respected in the village.

Qian yao finally lived a life of wandering wild cranes, and he could roam the great rivers and mountains with the deer and stay in the world. One day, the deer insisted on running into a cave. Qian yao followed him and found an isolated world at the mouth of the cave. He walked in slowly and found the deer parked behind a man.

"A thousand deer, I'm not dreaming, am I?" Qingluan exclaimed. She found her own role in this world, forecasting the weather for people and helping farming. She lost all her magic and couldn't return to heaven and palace, so she settled down. "

"Qingluan, I have been looking for you for many years." Qian yao hugged her as if she were already in the air.

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