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A complete collection of bachelor's talking sentences

1. I wish you a happy Singles' Day, and I wish you many years to come.

2. When you are young, you should walk around. If you walk around more, you will find that the whole world is lovers, and you are the only one in single dog.

3. God is fair to everyone. He won't let you spend Chinese Valentine's Day after Singles Day.

4. Let me spend it alone on Singles' Day, Valentine's Day, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and exams.

5. If I take off my singles day, I will drink 5 bottles of essential balm.

6. Mid-term exam, parents' meeting and Singles' Day will give me a triple blow to my career, affection and love.

7. I hate being told "Happy Singles' Day", and the worst thing is that I have to say "thank you".

8. Why was I single last year and I am still single this year? Do you buy one get one free when you are single?

9. I say happy Singles Day, but I envy the happiness of two people in my heart.

1. Count on your fingers. If there is no accident, I will celebrate Singles' Day again this year. If anyone likes me, tell me quietly and I will chase you.

11. Candies are being given on Halloween, so who will give me a date on Singles Day?

12. Singles' Day belongs to us singles. Please get out of the way for couples.

13. Nowadays, children choose Valentine's Day when they break up, and Singles Day when they confess.

14. Play Lianliankan at home on Singles' Day, and then destroy you one by one.

15. From today on, you are no longer a bachelor, but you have been upgraded to a popsicle.

16. Men are tall and thin, and women are black and white, beautiful and ugly. It's an ancient problem. I hope people will last forever, and bachelors will never exist again!

17. It's been more than ten years since Singles' Day. What's the year left?

18. It doesn't matter if I can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person I like celebrates Singles Day.

19. If you are single, I don't think I am single.

2. It's not my shopping cart that was emptied on the Double Eleven, but my Alipay.

21. For bachelors, Singles' Day is like a period, and it hurts once.

22. After living for so many years, Valentine's Day has never passed, but Singles Day has passed a lot!

23. Since I like you, Singles Day has been celebrated every day.