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Who can tell me the story of Judge Lu and Zhong Kui?
On the first day of drinking, the Japanese press still said, "You are famous, and you can come to the left porch of the Ten Kings Hall as a judge in the middle of the night. Everyone should make a feast. " There are ten halls of heavenly kings in Yang Gailing, in which the ghosts and gods are carved out of wood and the decorations are lifelike. Dongguan has made a judgment, his face is green and bearded, and his appearance is particularly ugly. Or at night, I heard the sound of copying under the two porches, and the hair of the entrants stood on end, making it difficult for everyone to write. Zhu smiled and walked away. There was no place to live, so I shouted outside, "I'll get Master Beard!" " Get up. Russia was sentenced several times and was sentenced for the third time. Everyone cringes when they see it, and they are uneasy when they sit. Please accept it. Zhu poured the wine on the ground again, thinking, "It is not surprising that your master is so ignorant. It's still a long way, so we should use this time to have a drink. Fortunately, this is not a cup. "It's negative. The next day, many fruits were drinking, and arrived at dusk, half drunk. They drank alone before the excitement was over. Suddenly someone opened the curtain and looked at it, and then the judge saw it. I got up and said, "Hey, I'm dying! I blasphemed the gods the night before, and now I'm going to add an axe. The judge smiled and said, "No." .. I was a little taller yesterday, took a rest at night and fulfilled my promise. "Zhu Dayue, pull clothes to promote sitting, self-washing Ruo fire. Sentenced: "Heaven is gentle, so you can have cold drinks. "Zhu Ruming, put the bottle on the box. If you are in a hurry to tell your family to cure the food and fruit, your wife will smell bad, so don't leave. Zhu doesn't listen, take out the fixture at once. Easy to make friends, first ask the surname. " My surname is Lu, but I don't have a name. "When talking about allusions, the response is like a ring. Q: "Do you know how to make art?" 鈥檚: "It is also quite distinguished. Reading in the underworld is similar to reading in Shi Yang. "Lu Hao drinks, every ten times. Zhu was drunk every day and didn't think Yushan was going to fall down, so he fell asleep. When I woke up, the candle was dim and the ghost guest had gone. Naturally, after working for three or two days, the feelings will be harmonious and the time to lie down will be enough. Zhu Xian's window manuscript and Lu Yi's scarlet letter are all bad.
Zhu gets drunk and goes to bed first, while Lu Youzi thinks. Suddenly drunk in a dream, my dirty stomach hurts slightly. When he wakes up, Lu Wei will break out of his stomach and tidy up before sitting on the bed. You said, "If there is no enmity, how can you see him killed?" Lu Xiaoyun: "Don't be afraid! I am in the heart of the Hui people in Yi Jun. " From the intestine, it is combined into one, and finally it is bound with a foot binding cloth. After the action, there was no blood on the sofa and the abdomen was not so numb. See some pieces of meat on the ground and ask them. He said, "This gentleman has a heart. If the composition is not fast, you will know your hair and ears. Suitable for the underworld, in the hearts of millions of people, choose the best, easy for you, and stay to fill the vacancy. " Get up. Close the door.
At dawn, the seam was closed, and the wired and red ones were hidden. Nature has made great progress in thought and has never forgotten it. A few days later, another manuscript was sent to Lu, who said, "It doesn't matter. However, your wealth is too thin to be a big official. Just a township, a branch. " Q: "When?" He said, "I will get a reward this year."
A few days later, Qiu Wei, the champion of science test, won the fruit prize. All the classmates in the same club teased each other and were surprised when they saw the ink. They didn't know the difference until they asked carefully. * * * Zhu is willing to leave the land. Lu Dazhong is waiting. When I first landed, my beard was vivid and my eyes were as bright as electricity. The crowd is colorless, and the teeth want to collide with each other and gradually lead away. Junai took Lu to drink. He was drunk. Zhu said: "Someone gave me a lot of money to stimulate my stomach. There's another thing that bothers me. I wonder if it is possible? " Lu pleaded. Zhu Yue said, "The heart can be changed, but the face can be changed. To the knot, the lower body is not bad, but the face is not very good. How about bothering you with knives and axes? " Lu Xiao said, "Say yes! Rong Xu is trying to find a way. " Knock at the door at midnight in a few days. Zhu rushed in, lit a candle, saw something wrapped in his lapel, and said, "Your Majesty asked me to find it. I am a beauty, and I respect your life. " Zhu, the blood on your neck is still wet. Rush on land, don't scare the birds and the dogs. At night, Zhu was worried about entering the door. Land, push the leaves with your hands, and the leaves will open themselves. Leading to the bedroom, I saw my wife sleeping on her side. Lu put his head around Zhu and took out a white blade from his boots, like a dagger. According to his wife's neck, as hard as cutting rot, solved, he fell on the pillow. I am anxious for Zhu Huai to take the beauty away first, check and correct it carefully, and then hold it back. He moved the pillow to his shoulder and ordered Zhu Tuo to stay in his first place, so he went. Zhu's wife woke up with a slight numbness in her neck, a wrong nail on her cheek, and a blood clot when she rubbed it. It's terrible. I'm calling for help. When the servant girl saw it, her blood was in a mess, and she was startled. The water in that basin turned red. It's terrible to raise your hand beyond recognition. Madam, you can't explain yourself when you look at yourself in the mirror. Zhu Jin told you. Because of repeated scrutiny, the long eyebrows cover the temples, and the smile bears the cheekbones, and the people in the painting are also. The solution check shows that there is a red line for one week, and the upper and lower meat colors are different.
First of all, Wu has a beautiful daughter, but she lost her second husband when she was unmarried, so she was still unmarried in the19th century. When I went to visit the Ten Kings Temple in Shangyuan, the tourists were very mixed, and rogue thieves were peeping. So I visited Curie in the shade, took the night ladder, slept in the cave, killed a maid under the bed and forced her to have sex with her. The woman refused to shout, and the thief killed her in a rage. Mrs. Wu Shaofu heard the noise, told the maid to look and saw the dead body. The whole family got up and went to the mortuary hall, where a crow rang all night. If you start, you will lose your mind. Covered in maids, I can't say it firmly, and buried the dog's stomach. In the imperial court, the county strictly limits the arrest of thieves, and in March, sinners are blessed. There are more and more rumors that the Zhu family has changed its head. Wu was suspicious and sent his wife to visit his house. When I saw my wife, I left in horror to tell Kung Fu. The public's view of the female corpse is dead, and there is no shocked self-determination. Guess Zhu killed his daughter on the left and went to Zhu. Zhu Yue said, "I don't understand why it is so easy for people in a room to dream first. It is also wrong to say that the servant killed it. " If you don't believe me, tell me. Bow to your family, the Lord said, the county magistrate can't decide. Zhu Gui, beg for land. Lu said: "This is not difficult. Let Iraqi women speak for themselves. " Wu's daughter said, "My son was killed by Su and Yang Danian, not Zhu Xiaolian. He doesn't show off his wife, and the judge's cheeks are changeable, so the son dies first. May there be no hatred. " Wake up, madam, and have the same dream. That's what the official said. The fruit of the problem is Yang Danian. If you have a weapon, you are guilty. Wu Nai invited his wife to meet Zhu, so it was Weng Xu. Therefore, Zhu's wife was buried with a female corpse. When Zhu San entered the ceremony, he was released by the rules of the venue, so he became discouraged. After 30 years of accumulation, one night I told Lu, "I won't ask the date forever, five days." "Can you help?" He said, "If people are ordered by heaven, how can they be private? From the people's point of view, life and death are one ear, why should life be happy and death sad? " Zhu thought so, that is, clothing coffins. Actually, I did, but I didn't.
The next day, Mrs Fang helped her cry, and Zhu Hu and Ran Ran went out. Madame is afraid. Zhu Yue said, "I am a sincere ghost, and I was not born in the same era. I like to worry about my widows and orphans. " Mrs. Zhu comforted her with tears from her eyes. The lady said, "There is a saying of reincarnation in ancient times. Since you have a spirit, why not have another one? " Zhu said, "The number of days must not be violated." Q: "What are you doing in the underworld?" He said, "Judge Lu recommended me to be in charge of the case, and I won't suffer as an official." Madam wanted to say more, Zhu said, "Judge Lu can come with me and buy a wine bowl." Rush out. Madam, prepare as you say. But when I heard the laughter in the room, the bright gas was loud, just like before I died. Peeking in the middle of the night, gone. Naturally, after a few days, I sometimes stay overnight so that I can fix things at home. Confucius said Weifang was five years old, and he came to catch and hug. When he was seven or eight years old, he taught reading under the lamp. Zi Yihui could write at the age of nine and went to town at the age of fifteen, but he didn't know that he had no father. Since then, it has gradually become sparse, and the sun and moon have run out. Another night, I called my wife and said, "I said goodbye to you forever." Ask: "Where to?" He said, "I was ordered by the emperor to be Tai Huaqing, and I have to go far away, so I can't come because I feel too far away." Mother and son cried and said, "Don't worry, Y has been established, and the family can still live. How can there be a couple who are inseparable for a hundred years! " "Be a good man," said the aunt, "and don't fall into the father's business. I met you ten years later. " I went out, so I said goodbye.
Wei was a scholar at the age of twenty-five. He was ordered to sacrifice to Xiyue Road via Huayin, and suddenly a jade feathered itself. In a daze Looking at the people in the car, his father got off the bus and cried. Father stopped and said, "The official voice is good, I'll take it." Wei can't afford it. Zhu urges action, but fire ignores it. Step back, take off the sword and send someone to deliver it. Remote language: "envy it, it is expensive." Wei tried to catch up, but he saw people and horses drifting away with the wind and disappeared in an instant. Hate for a long time. When I took the knife and saw it, it was extremely exquisite. I carved a line and said, "I want to be bold but I want to be small, and I want to be round." Close to Sima. Having five children means sinking, diving, independence, mud and depth. One night, my father said, "The sword should be given to the bastard." From it. Mixed history is the general constitution and has the right to political discourse.
The different stone said, "It is wrong to break the crane and continue to cover it. Replacing wood with flowers, the founder qi. And what if you chisel at the heart and cut a cone at the neck? Duke Lu is nothing but skin and bones. From next season, I will be 20 years old. Does Duke Lu of Lingyang still exist? Are you still energetic? I admire the whip for it. "
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There is a man named Zhu Erdan in Lingyang. His name is Xiaoming. He is bold and uninhibited, but clumsy. He has learned a lot, but he is still unknown.
One day, he was drinking with others in the literature club, and someone made fun of him and said, "You have a bold reputation. You can go to the Ten Kings Hall in the middle of the night and bring Judge Zuo Lang back. Everyone will buy you a drink. " It turns out that there is a hall of ten kings in Lingyang, where ghosts and gods are carved with wood and the decoration is lifelike. There is a judge in the east gallery, with green eyes and red beard, and his face is even more ferocious. Sometimes at night, the sound of torture can be heard in both corridors, and people who enter the hall stand still. So, people use this to spite him. Zhu Erdan stood up with a smile and went straight out. After a long time, everyone heard someone shouting outside the door: "I invited Master Beard." They all stood up. After a while, Zhu Erdan put the judge on his back recently, put it on the table, picked up a cup, and sprinkled three cups on the ground as a souvenir. Everyone cringed when they saw it and asked him to lift it quickly. He spilled another glass of wine on the ground and prayed, "I hope the host will forgive my rudeness." My cabin is not far from here. I hope you are free to have a drink together. " So I took it with me.
Second, people really invited him to drink. In the evening, I came home half drunk and half awake, feeling that I was not happy. So I lit a lamp and began to think about this problem. Suddenly someone opened the curtain and came in. When I saw it, it was Judge Lu. Zhu Erdan stood up and said, "My brain is dying! I blasphemed the gods the day before yesterday. Are you here to tidy up me today? " Judge Lu smiled and said, "Wrong. Yesterday, you gracefully made a drinking contract, and you were free occasionally in the evening, fulfilling your open-minded promise. " Zhu Erdan was so happy that he pulled his sleeve and asked him to sit down. He washed the dishes and warmed the wine himself. The judge said, "The weather is mild today, so you can have a cold drink." Zhu listened to his words and put the bottle on the table. Tell your family to cook. His wife was shocked and advised him not to go, but he wouldn't listen. When the wine and food are ready, take them out. The two toasted each other and asked their names after dinner. The judge said, "My surname is Lu, and I have no name." Zhu Erdan talked with him about classical literature, and he answered with a gush. Ask him again: "Do you know music?" Judge Lu replied, "Good and bad can also be distinguished, and the readings between death and death are roughly the same." Judge Lu is very big and drinks ten cups at a time. Zhu Erdan drank during the day, so he felt that the sky was shaking and fell asleep at his desk. When I woke up, I saw the candlelight dim and the guests had already left. Since then, I have come once every three or two days, and my feelings are very harmonious. I often sleep together. Take out your own manuscript, and judge Lu will mark it with red pen, which is not good.
One night, drunk, he went to bed first, and Judge Lu drank it himself. Zhu Zui suddenly felt a slight pain in his insides in his dream. When I woke up, it was Judge Lu who sat in front of the bed, cut open his stomach, took out his intestines and stomach and arranged them one by one. Asked in amazement: "If I have no enmity, how can I be harmed?" Judge Lu smiled and said, "Don't be afraid, I'll give you a smart heart." Slowly put away his intestines, put his stomach on it, and tie his waist with a foot wrap. It's over. There's no blood on the bed, and my abdomen is a little numb. I saw Judge Lu put a piece of meat on the table. Zhu Erdan asked what it was. He said, "This is your heart, and your composition is not good. I know your pores are blocked. Just now, I picked a good one from thousands of hearts in the underworld, changed it for you, and left this one to make up the number. " So he got up and closed the door.
Zhu Erdan got up at dawn, opened it and found that the seam was closed, with only a red line in the middle. Since then, literary thought has been greatly improved, and it has become a reading meeting. A few days later, he took out an article and showed it to Judge Lu. Lu said, "Yes, but you are too rich and thin to be a big official. You just got a rural theme. " Zhu Erdan asked, "When?" Judge Lu said: "I will definitely win the prize this year."
Soon, science really got the first place, and the township exam got the top five. Students usually look down on him and marvel at each other when they see his articles. Asked him in detail why, he said. They asked to introduce themselves to Judge Lu. Zhu told Judge Lu that Judge Lu agreed. Everyone held a banquet and waited. Another day passed, and Judge Lu came, with a bright red beard and bright eyes. They were all dumbfounded, their teeth chattered, and gradually they all ran away. So Zhu Erdan took the landing judge home for a drink. After drinking almost, Zhu Erdan said, "Washing intestines and changing stomachs has benefited a lot. One more thing is that I am annoyed and undecided? " What did Lu ask him? He said, "My heart can be changed, and my face can be changed if I want to. My wife's lower body is fine, but her head is not beautiful. How about bothering your knife and axe? " Lu smiled and said, "Good! Let me take my time. "
A few days later, I suddenly knocked at the door in the middle of the night. Zhu Erdan hurried forward to let him in. When I turned on the light, I saw something wrapped in his skirt. When asked about him, Judge Lu said, "I had a hard time figuring out what you ordered the day before yesterday, and I just got a beautiful head today. I am here to report on your life. " Zhu Erdan opened it, and the blood on his neck was still wet. Judge Lu hurried in and said not to disturb the birds and dogs. Worried that the inner room could not be closed at night, Lu went to the door and pushed it with one hand, and the door opened itself. Zhu led him to his wife's bedroom and saw her sleeping on her side. Judge Lu told her to hold her head, took out a knife like a dagger in her boots, held her wife's neck, and tried to cut her neck like tofu. The neck is solved and the woman has a stiff neck. Hurriedly take out the beauty's head in Zhu Erdan's arms and close it, carefully straighten it, then hold it for a while, put the pillow in his shoulder, and let Zhu Erdan bury the original head in a blind spot and go away. When the wife woke up, she felt a slight numbness in her neck and her cheeks tightened. When she rubbed them with her hand, blood flowed down. She was startled and called her maid to wash her face. Seeing her face covered with blood, the handmaid fainted with fear. She washed her face, and the water in the basin was red. Looking up from the mirror, I was completely unrecognizable and terrified. Repeated self-illumination, indecision can not be justified. Zhu Erdan recently told her why. So after repeated research, I saw my eyebrows covering my temples and dimples on my face when I smiled, which is half of the picture. When I unbuttoned my collar, I saw that there was only one red line on my neck, and the upper and lower flesh colors were completely different.
Once upon a time, there was a man named Wu in Shi Yu. He had a beautiful daughter. She lost two husbands before she got married, so 19 was unmarried. Tomb-Sweeping Day visited the Ten Kings Temple, and the tourists were mixed. One of them is a rogue thief. Seeing the beauty of this woman, he secretly visited her address, climbed a ladder into her yard at night, dug a hole into her bedroom, killed her maid under the bed and forced her to commit adultery. The woman resolutely refused and shouted. The thief was furious and killed. Mrs. Wu heard the noise slightly and told the maid to look at it. When she saw the body, she fainted. So the whole family got up and died in the hall with their heads buried around their necks. The whole family cried and made a scene. The next day, I opened the quilt and saw a body, but my head was gone. Asked the maid, they all said that the doorman might have accidentally lost the dog's stomach. So he sued the county, and Li Jun ordered him to catch the thief, but he didn't catch it for three months. Gradually, someone told Wu about the beauty of Zhujiajian. Wu was very suspicious and sent a terracotta warrior to Zhujiajian to ask about it. I went in to see my wife and ran out in horror to tell Wu that Miss Wu had come back to life. Wu was shocked to see her daughter's body still there. I guess Zhu Erdan killed his daughter with witchcraft. When he questioned Zhu Erdan, the Zhu family said, "I don't know why my family changed their heads in their dreams. It is really embarrassing to say that I kill people. " Wu doesn't believe it, sue him.
The government arrested all the family members, confronted them and said the same thing. The sheriff can't judge. So I came back to ask Lu Zhishen for advice. Lu said: "This is not difficult. I want his daughter to speak for herself. " So Wu dreamed that his daughter said to him at night, "Your daughter was harmed by Sue's adulthood and has nothing to do with Zhu Xiaolian. He thought his wife was ugly, so Judge Lu took her daughter's head and changed her head. That's because her daughter is dead and her head is still alive. Do you want to hate them? " When I woke up, I told my wife that she had the same dream as him. So he told the government the truth. When asked, it's the New Year. As soon as he was arrested and tortured, he fell to the ground and confessed. Wu called his wife and became her husband's son-in-law.
So he buried his wife's head with his daughter's body. Zhu Erdan was expelled from Beijing for violating the rules of field events three times, so his career suffered setbacks. After three years, one night, Judge Lu came to tell him, "Your days are numbered." Zhu Erdan asked how long it would take, and Judge Lu said, "Five days." Zhu Erdan asked, "Can we help each other?" Lu replied, "This is an act of God. How can people save each other? Besides, from your own perspective, life and death are the same. Why be sad about death? " Zhu Erdan also thinks. I bought clothes and coffins immediately. When I was ready, I got dressed and died.
The next day, the lady cried with her coffin in her arms. Suddenly, Zhu Erdan came in slowly from the outside. Madame is afraid. Zhu said: "I am indeed a ghost, but I am the same as when I was born." I miss you orphans and widows, and you really can't bear to leave. The lady was very sad and shed tears. Zhu comforted her slowly. The lady said, "The ancients also said that you were reborn. Since there is a spirit, why not regenerate? Zhu said: "Destiny cannot be violated." . "The lady asked," What is your position in the underworld? " Answer: "Judge Lu recommended me to supervise the affairs of the case, and there is nothing bitter about being awarded the official title. Mrs. Wang wanted to ask again, and Zhu said, "Duke Lu, come with me, and you can set the table with wine." . "Said and went out. Madam prepared the dining tables according to his words. I only heard the sound of drinking and laughter in the room, much like before I died. In the middle of the night, look again, there is nothing.
From then on, I came once every three or two days to spend a long time at home with my wife, and I took care of everything at home. My son's name is Grace Wai Wong. He is only five years old. When Zhu comes, hold him. When he was seven or eight years old, he taught his son to read under the lamp. My son is very clever. He could write at the age of nine and entered the palace at the age of fifteen, but he didn't know he had no father. Since then, Zhu has come back less and less, only occasionally. One night, I came and said to my wife, "I will say goodbye to you tonight!" " "The lady asked," Where to? " Answer: "As an official of Taihua Mountain, I will take office in a far place. It's a long way, so I can't come. " Mother and son hugged him and cried. Zhu said, "Don't cry. My son is an adult, and his family can still survive. How can there be a mandarin duck that won't open for a hundred years? " Look at your son and say, "Be a good man and don't ruin your father's family business! See you in ten years. " Say that finish going out. Never come again.
Later, Wang Wei grew up to be a scholar at the age of twenty-five, worked as a pedestrian, and was ordered to worship Huashan. When he passed Huayin, he suddenly saw horses and chariots surrounded by attendants. I'm surprised. Look at the man in the car carefully. It's my father. Grace Wai Wong got off the horse and fell to the side of the road crying. Father stopped and said, "I'm glad you sound good." Grace Wai Wong couldn't afford to lie down, so his father urged him to get up. Washed away from him. After a few steps, I turned around, made a sword and sent someone to my son. From a distance, he said, "it may be expensive to compete with him." Grace Wai Wong wanted to chase, only to see the car pass by in the erratic wind and disappear instantly. Regret for a long time, draw a knife, the system is exquisite. There is an inscription on it: "The greater the courage, the smaller the heart, the more wisdom and the more caution." Grace Wai Wong later became an official in Sima. Gave birth to five sons, named Zhu Shen, Zhu Qian, Zhu Wu, Zhu Soul and Zhu Shen in turn. One night, I dreamed that my father said, "The sabre is for Zhu Hui." He listens to his father. Live to the soul of Zhu, be an official, and be a general constitution. Have a good political reputation.
Someone said, "It's arrogant to break the leg of a crane and give it to a pheasant." The founder is really strange, but what about the knife cone around his neck for liver gouging? A land worker is ugly on the outside, but smart on the inside! Not long since the Ming Dynasty. Is Lv Gong still in Lingyang? Is it still valid? It is also enviable to lead a horse and drive for him! "
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