I heard that pigs are monkeys. Is there a monkey mother? Let's talk about it.

My husband and wife are monkeys, my baby is a pig, and my mother-in-law and father-in-law are monkeys. Haha, there are four monkeys in our family, and my baby is a pig! ! ! Isn't it amazing? In addition, I also heard that there are three monkeys in a family, and they don't have to worry about food and clothing. Haha, there are four in our family! I heard that lovers can't really become husband and wife, but they can attract each other! ! ! But our family believes in Christ, so it has nothing to do with our family! ! ! God has a plan! ! !