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The cure of the pain that can't breathe: the plot of laughter, like laughter, is produced in the laughing body.

1, how many people want to go back to the past, but time is not willing.

2. I love you, no lies, no exaggeration, no falsehood and no lies.

3, the plot of laughter, laughing like laughing at me.

4, playboy people want to pull the rake, light shot two times, heavy with shelling.

Great career is not accomplished by strength, speed and physical agility, but by the strength of character, will and knowledge.

6. It doesn't matter what others say, as long as I like it. I have never lived for anyone.

7. The exam was supposed to be a blockbuster, but after the papers were handed out, I decided to hide my strength again.

8. The breeze blew in my face. It reminds me of you.

9. I like children, and I like the process of being a child!

10, walking together is fate, walking together is happiness, and together we have the happiness of being together for life.

1 1, ah, you have a bad life, too?

12, a strong woman in business doesn't know about subjugation and hates prostitutes and doesn't know about extramarital affairs.

13, don't miss someone who betrayed you. Don't believe what a man who betrays you says. What he said was an excuse.

14, no one is right with you, just from another angle.

15, the best place is the place you have never been. The best time is when you can't come back.

Complete works of famous sayings

1. There are thousands of wild chrysanthemums in Qian Qian, and Ouyang Ke knows which one. -"The Enjoy" 2. Your love for me can fade away. Your distrust of me is really innate. -Happy people

At this moment, Yu Guangcai remembered that day. After remembering, be sure to put it aside. When you leave, you can hold your heart and never look back. -"Loneliness and Self-Appreciation"

4. Compared with China's statement, ten graceful girls have a heart of life and death, a heart of honor and disgrace, and a belt. Today, I think I like that elegant Chu girl-"narcissism"

5, distressed, why always distressed?

My heart, are you really willing to shed the last drop of blood? Even when you know that after repeated struggles and painful sacrifices, you can't get a little happiness. -"Don't move" 6. "I'm sorry, we thought you were a toy at first. It's just that at first, I didn't pay much attention to profit, but I didn't care much either. In Liao country, I don't know what to do, and the situation is getting out of control. 」

"I have obsessive-compulsive disorder." I am destined to hurt you in the right direction ... "-"Assaulting a Police Officer "7. The final choice is also a choice.

If you have to, there will be a wound. How can the wound in my heart not hurt? Who is destined to be with whom for life? -I don't admire myself. In fact, I do not exist in your world. I'm just a shadow that makes you happy. When I disappear, nothing or anyone around you will mention me. -Meeting in the Caribbean

9, sometimes not, who did something wrong, but things are like chess.

A chess piece, down to the main harm, the wheel of time will crush the past childhood dreams, the grass by the river. No one is wrong. It's just, this widow, it's hard to understand. It's just, it's hard to turn back. -"Punishing General Zhendi, No.10 in Military Uniform Series" 10. You see, I didn't know its greatest use until I got four countries, just to win you a shallow and reserved smile, just like the smile you gave me when I walked into Yunchang in despair that day.

I will dance the sword for you and arrange flowers in your bun. I remember your waterfall, like clouds and black hair, feeling like silk. I remember you liked my praise of your five fingers, as fine as jade and flawless. My wife, you will be the most outstanding woman in the world. From now on, no one dares to bully you again. I won't let you cry helplessly in that dark little room again. -Loneliness without self-appreciation 1 1, and in a blink of an eye, you will be 10 years old. My husband began to want me the next year, but I have no home, no moon and no west. You are the gentlest and most decent person in a year, and you can get it in an instant. -"harm"

12, "How can a mere Kampo city produce half a hair?" -"Loneliness and Self-Appreciation"

13, stick to it and not break the wind.

14, the beauty of heroes, courage and heart.

Have a graceful demeanour, your smile is as beautiful as a dream, which makes my heart ache. Please smile for me later. Just smile. I use the strength of the whole country and endless efforts to kill evil, which complements the unique charm in your smile. -"Loneliness" 15, "Life, no matter how bad you are, I will never let you go." -"Yesterday"

16, Houguan, I promised you Houguan. I used the most beautiful gems in the world and hired the best craftsmen to build the back gate for my beloved wife.

Look, I got the whole world. I know that the greatest use in the world is just to win a shallow and reserved smile for you, just like the smile you gave me when I walked out of the Yunchang Palace that day. I will dance the sword for you and put beautiful flowers in your bun. I remember your waterfall black hair, smooth as satin. I remember that you liked me and praised your softness, exquisiteness and beauty. My dear wife, you will be the most outstanding woman in the world. No one dares to bully you anymore. I won't let you cry helplessly in that dark room again. -Loneliness without self-appreciation 17. Even if you become the Lord of the eleven countries, you are my tolerance.

Even if you are defeated and forgotten, you are my tolerance. Just like me, it will always be your Feng Ming. -"Phoenix in Nine Days" 18, Cangnuo, I said I would never meet again.

? Fortunately, this will end forever. -"Master" 19, the document shows the whitest corner, I don't know what was carefully hidden by the owner. Have a graceful demeanour to draw it, you see, but it is a very neat picture.

The picture is lifelike, and the depth of the pen is appropriate. There are trees, lakes, snow, a harp, and a person who plays the harp, wearing a light blue skirt, let the wind blow away a few strands of moss and laugh like a flower. That smile is so beautiful that I am intoxicated with my style. I looked at it for a long time, but I couldn't bear to look away. -I don't admire myself 20. "My name is zhou, I personally arranged the brainwashing action. 」

"I want to forget everything and start over." But there is one thing that I hope I can remember more deeply than before the operation. ""I have loved two people in my life. The first is Li Wei, and the second is Chen Ming. " "I did a lot of wrong things. There are two things I did the most wrong. " "First, I failed to protect Li Wei." "Second, I hurt Chen Ming." "I can't make up for my mistakes, and I can't wash away the harm I gave him like brainwashing. "The only thing I can do is to do one thing, one thing that is enough to make him believe me." "Make him believe that I love him." I really love him. "Chen Ming told me that no one can tolerate a blank past." "I can." "For him, I am willing." -"Don't move" 2 1. It's heartbreaking to love deeply, so don't mention it ... —— Bat.

22. I just feel that your evil attack on the police continues.

Consider it ten, and I'll buckle your heart! -"Assaulting a Police Officer" 23. He is no longer Tian Jinhui who walked the world with Cao Chuyun's love, so he chose a lonely boat and a lonely Caribbean-Meeting in the Caribbean.

24. I give up all the power to explain-the person who enjoys it.

25. They are only willing to focus on the man they love, just as they are only willing to break their hearts for the man they love.

"Graceful, I finally understand today." Chu Beijie wrote a song, which was serious and authentic. Pingting raised his sleeves and quietly wiped his eyes: "What does your majesty know?" Chu Beijie indulged in encircling her with his arms and sink a track: "I understand your twists and turns, and I won't change my original intention." "Thousands of times, don't change the original intention ..." Have a graceful demeanour and chew in a low voice. "Smart Bai Yiting, stupid Bai Yiting, kind Bai Yiting and vicious Bai Yiting are all my favorite Bai Yiting." Chu Beijie took a long breath and asked, "How can I regret it?" -"Loneliness is not self-reward" 26. Sweetness will fade, but history cannot be extinguished. -Happy people

27. I have too many injuries, and one place is starting to hurt. He must have bled too much on the way back, otherwise, why did he feel cold so easily? -"Master"

28, spring, summer, autumn insects, winter language.

The beautiful scenery in spring, the colors in full bloom in summer, the insects in Xiao Su in autumn, and the language of nobody in winter. -I don't believe in love, but I believe in you. -Happy people

30. Xuan Huaifeng ...

You don't want me to worry. In the end, they all melted into a gust of wind, leaving only one word "Huai". -"Today's Dynasty" laughed until my stomach ached.

1. Do you find that some people like to use me? Is it a hint that I was stung?

2. Beauty, can you pay attention to my Weibo?

3. I don't watch crayon Shinchan. I think Tu Tu has big ears. Look how patriotic I am.

4. Can sensitively hear the footsteps of parents going upstairs, and turn off the computer and spread out the homework within 5 seconds. Has it

5. How much growth is a perfunctory mirage @

6. "You are like a guide dog." "Shit, people are not so cute!" "I mean, the blind will want you."

7. I want to get pregnant if I succeed. Everyone comes to congratulate you, but no one knows how many times you have been fucked.

8. Keep your head up by strength and keep your head down by courage.

9.XX is not necessarily your father riding a white horse or Tang Zeng.

10. I have always had a question in my heart. It's been five years, five years. What does Grey Wolf eat for a living?

1 1. Not every slightly better-looking bitch is a goddess, and many goddesses are still worthless.

12. Hello, auntie, I'm your daughter's girlfriend, ignorant human. Do you think men and women can find true love?

Do you love me? Then get in line.

14. Computer, come on, let me go, I am a person with homework …

15. For single noble comrades, it is the happiest thing to say that the cowherd and the weaver girl are off the bridge.

16. I take you as my life, you treat me as a disease, and I laugh.

17. Don't tell me that puppy love is not good. Puppy love is only once, and there is no chance when you grow up.

18. Genius baby, let diapers go to hell.

19. Weibo: I also want to experience the feeling of being chased! God replied: it is ok to buy things without giving money.

The disadvantage of having a boyfriend is that there is no one to accompany you except him.

2 1. The girl in the street is beautiful, but it's not yours. They only attract attention.

22. I am not afraid of waiting, getting old or dying. I'm not afraid of anything. I am afraid that the person I like will fall in love with someone else.

I don't love anyone this summer, but I love you, dear air conditioner.

24. blue fat man's thong

25. I was also a simple child, and I was led by you people.

26. Those who have hurt me, I will pay you back twice one day! Because you want to increase the profit, you don't have to thank me for doubling it!

27. Woman: "Would you like to be my sun?" . Man: "I do!" . W: Then please keep 92955886.7 kilometers with me.

28. I hope all lovers in the world drown and fly to death with me.

29. If you only had a tissue, would you wipe your tears for your crying girlfriend or wipe your ass for yourself?

30. Wukong is also sexy, leopard print and steel pipe.

3 1. I deleted everything about you, lest I be an asshole again someday.

Why are you sad? Because she doesn't like you. You still have me, and I don't like you. It doesn't matter.

33. Sister's dolphin sound, your voice is out of reach.

34. It's okay to meet again, and breaking up is also a couple.

35. I dedicated my most perfect years to compulsory education.

36. Be a simple person _ 250 _

37. Never press CTRL+W.

38. My name will appear in your household registration book sooner or later.

39. Holidays are boring. I want to go to school. School is too painful. I want to go on holiday. Damn it.

40. Watermelon, watermelon, did you hear that? I am a cantaloupe, I am a cantaloupe. Please come in.

4 1. There are so many people who hate me. Which one are you?

42. Mosquito, when will you evolve to suck fat instead of blood?

43. I heard that you made a fortune and recognized Jiro as a master.

44. You said you liked me? Actually ... I like myself, too

45. Nothing that money can solve is a problem.

46. Sister Na, come back quickly and bring back my thoughts. Come back ... Sister Na ~ ~ ~ ~

You compare my shortcomings with her strengths, no wonder she hit you.

48. One day, the teacher scolded the students in the class: "You are too stupid, and your IQ is negative. My IQ is one hundred times that of you! " Student: ...

49.DM: Have you ever met this kind of second-hand goods? It is obvious that TA added you to QQ first, but you sent me a sentence. Who are you?

50. Where did the savage come from?

5 1. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

52. Why can't I see the fluttering ribbon when I eat Dove and the big piece of beef when I eat Master Kong?

53. I finally understand what the teacher wants us to learn classical Chinese. In fact, the teacher is afraid that we will accidentally cross back to ancient times and then we will not be able to communicate with the ancients …

54. There are some things that we don't understand when we are young, but we are no longer young when we know them. ...

55. I went to my classmate's house to call her classmate, and suddenly I found that her family had an extra dog, which was very cruel. I thought to myself, did I make him angry because I didn't bring a bone?

56. This girl has no white horse. Go and catch a donkey.

57. I am online, you are offline, I am invisible, you are online, I am alive, why don't you die?

58. I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always wanted to separate me from the bed.

59. Try to copy your summer homework while chewing-wow, there are too many homework to stop. ...

60. I want waist-length hair too, but I'm too lazy to wash my hair, dear.

Love sentences that are afraid of pain but make you scarred.

1, those fears came like a scourge, but I still refused to surrender.

If it weren't for you, I wouldn't believe that friends are more dead set than lovers.

Colorful colors are beautiful because they don't separate each color.

It is no longer you who can't let go, but this hard-won feeling.

The kite ran aground on a cloudy day, and I'm still waiting for help. I pull the thread to relive your tenderness.

6. Sorry, I haven't faced my decision yet. I will still miss you and cry for you.

7. We should all live a good life and have strong feelings and hearts.

8. I still have many old habits, and I don't know whether to miss or not to give up.

In fact, some feelings in my heart can't be described in words.

10, please treat our love the same.

1 1. I really want to love him, but my reason is blackmailing me. Forgive me for being selfish and neurotic.

12, standing behind you silently, I just hope you can turn back.

13, maybe you are just an episode, but I regard you as the only one.

14, you can't climb out of the homework pile. Do you love and hate the long vacation at this moment?

15, God planted a dream in your heart, because he gave you the power to realize it.

16, be nice to others when climbing, because you may meet him when going downhill.

17, how would you describe me if someone asked? You were in love or just a friend.

18, I asked Buddha: What is love? Buddha said: alas! like

19, don't worry, I'm just your woman. He was just an episode.

20. Honey, I miss you so much that you don't even know. This may be my eternal sorrow.

2 1, am I too dependent and make you feel helpless, or did he talk to you too much?

22. I saw something I shouldn't have seen yesterday, which made me struggle all day.

23. Love is untouchable by anyone. If you are not careful, you will be shattered.

24. I never know what tears are. Today I know that tears are salty.

25. Silence is better than talking too much. If I think too much, I will feel sad …

26. There is no possibility of compromise, so why beg for mercy.

27. I am still young, and there are countless possible choices, even if I make a mistake, it will be worthwhile.

28. You let me come back to you. Sorry, I'm not a recycle bin.

I don't know what I'm afraid of, but I always feel that I'm going to lose something.

I know some people can only watch from a distance.

3 1, I am really stupid and naive, and there is no eternity at all.

32, think more about a person's good, maybe there is not so much resentment.

33. I am afraid of the dark, but I love the night. I am afraid of pain, but I am scarred.

34. I suddenly feel so lonely and have an impulse to fall in love. ...

35. My heart is full of water. Dare not move. Fear of overflowing with sadness.

36. I used to ask questions in a weak and secret way. I just know that plain leisure is true.

37. How can you easily shed tears and be king?

38. I didn't cry, I just suddenly learned to miss.

39. I said that you are my exclusive memory, but what am I?

40. A kind of forbearance is actually a kind of strength, and a kind of silence is actually a shocking confession.

4 1, you never need me, all you need is a friend, I have been transparent.