How to say humorously about being cheated on

The humorous phrases are as follows:

1. There is a little red riding hood on the phone, and there is a little green hat in life.

2. How can I be willing to take off the hat you gave me?

3. If you want to live a decent life, you must have a little green on your body.

4. My thoughts after reading the biography of Napoleon: Being cuckolded will not affect a person’s greatness.