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I want to write an article about people, and then write an article about my classmates. The sooner the better, I want it in 2 hours! Extremely urgent!

The biggest characteristic of Wang Zhe is that he eats a little fat. We don’t call him a pig for no reason. There must be some basis for it. Just like me, I don’t look like him. Mouse, others don’t call me Mouse anymore. The same applies to Wang Zhe. From now on, we should not say that he looks like a pig. Instead, we should say "This pig is so tender and looks like Wang Zhe", which can better reflect Wang Zhe's characteristics. Of course, eating fat does not necessarily mean you look like a pig. Without a pig-like nose and mouth, it is difficult to obtain this honorable title.

Although Wang Zhe looks a bit bulky, he is very good at basketball. He can shoot, rebound, jump, run, crawl, and eat. Shit, he has great shit-eating skills and is a veritable all-rounder, but he can't play football. It's a pity that there is one less person on the football field to pick up the ball from the sidelines and one less person to create opportunities for the opponent. people. But he does play basketball well, so praise him!

Wang Zhe is still a very generous person. He treated me to a lot of meals last semester and saved me a lot of money. Haha, I feel happy when I think about it. I hope he will continue his efforts next semester and strive to invite me. I eat more meals. Of course, I will not forget my dear Brother Zhe. Whenever I can’t hold it in any longer, the first person I look for is me, Brother Zhe.

He is a very good English idiot. Of course, he can still learn well if he wants to learn it. He always said that it is because he doesn’t like the English teacher very much and doesn’t like her teaching methods. I think the fundamental reason is , it is estimated that he is of pig origin, and is only proficient in pig language and Chinese, and is not very sensitive to English. This is just a guess. You can research it in depth. I think it is still necessary, because it is still very uncomfortable to be with a pig that can speak human language every day.

The last thing I want to say is that Wang Zhe is actually a good friend. Although he owes me some money, and it is still unknown whether the money can be repaid, he is in the dangerous funding stage, so I want to talk about him here. If he says something nice, he will give me 50 when he is happy, and it will not be too late to say something bad about him again. So, although classmate Wang Zhe looks like a pig, he is definitely not a pig. He is a human being, and a good one at that. Dance and dance, haha`````