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Collection of disgusting and coquettish sentences with my husband

A disgusting and coquettish sentence with my husband (I) 1. You come to my house and sleep on the sofa; Shall I go to your house or do you sleep on the sofa?

You are the one with infinite scenery, and you are the one who falls into the dust. It's you, not what you are.

I don't want to be an episode in your life, I just want to be a perfect ending in your life.

4. Boys will be spoiled? Hey! They are not only spoiled, but also spoiled. Including male students with strong male chauvinism, not to mention other boys. Of course, it depends on who the coquetry is. In addition to his own mother, is it not the closest and most beloved MM?

I'm sleepy. Please touch my head and let me sleep.

6. Husband, you are so handsome today!

I want to send you a big New Year gift box, but the courier won't let me put it in the box.

8. You need a kiss, or you can't get up.

I can't sleep. I need you to hold it to sleep.

10. Once, we watched TV together, and he wanted to hug me and watch it together. He hugged me so hard that his back ached. It's no exaggeration! I don't agree, I said: I don't agree! Unexpectedly, my husband closed his eyes and looked up like me: I didn't! I don't. Still dragging a long sound! Ha ha! It turns out that boys can be spoiled.

1 1. I don't know what missing is, but I know it's all you in my dreams.

12. I am easily fooled. Would you like to try?

13. The loveliest person in the world is in my mirror.

14. If you lose me, I will be someone else's little princess.

15. Bye-bye, I have to go!

16. We don't know each other very well. You can call me beauty.

17. I hope my little friend can make you worry-free and unforgettable.

And the husband disgusting coquetry sentence (second) 18. Too little coquetry, boys will find their girlfriends boring and too boyish; Too much coquetry will make him numb and lose his feelings. Playing coquetry at inappropriate times will be even more offensive and self-defeating.

19. The youth I walked with you is my once-in-a-lifetime seriousness.

20. I want to drink with you, pretend to be drunk and ask you for a hug.

2 1. Just once. I won't ask again.

22. You are mine. No one can take you away. I am overbearing. I am yours, and no one can take me away. That's how I am dead set.

23. I will shoot you with Cupid's arrow and cut you with the knife of love!

24. You have no hobbies, you can only love me.

25. Meeting you is my fate.

26. You are the cutest of all pigs.

27. The flowers in the south of the city have already bloomed. May you be there forever.

28. "Don't be purple."

29. Ok, let's get together! Sweet or bitter, you are enough.

30. Making gummy bears will melt and stick to you.

3 1. If someone asks you who your date is, you are me, and I will carry this pot.

Tell you a secret, I will continue to love you tomorrow.

You can only love me, and I can only be your princess.

34. A coquetry woman makes a man willing to serve her.

I want to turn off all the lights in this city and concentrate on smelling your hair in the dark.

36. Isn't the sugar I ate all day sweet enough? You haven't kissed me.

Give me a kiss on your mouth and we will never part.

38. Where can I buy a map? I don't want to get lost around you.

39. You are so annoying!

40. I have many superpowers, not just super cute.

4 1. Thank you.

42. People are unhappy!

43. Research shows that disrupting the order of Chinese characters will not affect reading. For example, you have no pressure to read this article, because I didn't disturb it at all.

44. Give you half the juice and love to share it with each other.

45. No matter how long it takes, as long as you are in my heart, it is very sweet.

46. Not you, the seed of love is not you, but you for the rest of your life.

47. If I am a vagrant, you are human.

48. I fell in love with you at first sight, whether it was love at first sight.

49. For me, I love you and I am hungry, which is a big deal.

50. I hate it. I don't eat fried noodles.

It's not disgusting for girls to be spoiled.

A girl's coquetry but not disgusting sentence (the first one) 1. No matter how long you have experienced and honed, as long as you are in your heart, you will be sweet.

From now on, I will give you thrush every day.

When I was a child, I liked playing hide-and-seek best. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

You are so ugly, I say you are beautiful. I am so handsome, you call me ugly.

5. "Don't be purple."

6. The most beautiful place of time is to make you and me become us.

I miss you once a day, once a day.

8. ouch! Why don't you know how to care about girls!

9. I don't want to be rich and prosperous in my life, but I want my family to be healthy.

10. Life is finally starting to work on my lovely kitten.

1 1. Dear, I love you very much. You can't have an affair.

12. The circle is very small. It's good to have you.

13. Love is mutual. I like you. You must kiss me.

14. Meeting you is my fate.

15. Can you save the money for smoking and buy me AD calcium to drink?

16. Tell you a secret, and I will continue to love you tomorrow.

17. Just be fierce. When you are finished, I will be someone else's little baby.

This sentence (Chapter 2) of girls coquetry is 18. Today the weather is fine, suitable for fighting, more suitable for kissing and hugging.

19. I'm afraid I can't do it alone without you.

20. The youth I walked with you is once in my life.

2 1. Please, he's a boy!

22. Research shows that disrupting the order of Chinese characters will not affect reading. For example, you have no pressure to read this article, because I didn't disturb it at all.

23. We are very sweet. Love is like jasmine. Open my arms. Millennium is providence. Always loved you.

24. Don't be too nice to other girls in the future. I will be jealous and stomp my feet, and I will lie on the ground and beg you for a hug.

25. People are unhappy!

26. If I can have 999 lucky times in my life, I would like to share all 997 times with you, only for myself twice: once to meet you and once to accompany you forever!

27. You are a fool!

28. We don't know each other very well. Just call me beauty.

29. I am sleepy. Touch my head to put me to sleep.

30. You are always unforgettable when you love talking and laughing. So, you became a partner in my world.

3 1. The scenery is in front of us, and the world is not as good as embracing it.

32. Where can I buy a map? I don't want to get lost around you.

33. You are the one who always wipes my hands when I take a shower and return messages. How can I hate not liking you?

34. I want all your tenderness and preference, as well as your likes.

I hate it. I don't eat fried noodles.

36. For me, I love you and I'm hungry.

37. I wish you were around. I don't mean to blame you. But I can't help thinking about you.

38. Only you can see my loveliness and gentleness.

I thought we could walk to the end together, but I didn't expect you to take a taxi in a few steps.

40. Love you, and you will accept all your shortcomings.

4 1. Don't envy friends who have more steps than you in sports charts. They may not have gone far, but their legs are short.

42. If I had a tail, I'm afraid I would sway in front of you.

43. Ah, I fell down. I want to kiss before getting up.

44. If I am a vagrant, you are human.

45. My cat said something to me-meow meow.

46. I don't care You have to help this, or you have to help.

47. I'm possessive, and you can't get away from me.

48. come on

49. Yaoyaoda

You have no hobbies, you can only love me.

Super disgusting coquetry and lovely sugary sentences

Actually, I'm just like other princesses. Every day, knights come to see me with different foods. The only difference is that my knight is charged a distribution fee, some for three and some for five.

2. The boy's coquetry is to let you spoil him and care more about him. It doesn't rule out that he is bored and wants to make trouble.

3. People just want you to care more!

I am a gift from God and a princess from God. I want you to be biased towards me for no reason. The world is full of flowers. It is my great honor to meet you.

5. You come to my house and you sleep on the sofa; Shall I go to your house or do you sleep on the sofa?

6. ouch! Why don't you know how to care about girls!

My birthday wish is to be a doll on your bed. May you hold me to sleep every night.

I have countless attitudes towards this world, and I only love you.

9. Wait a minute. I will marry you when I grow up.

10. Damn it!

1 1. Having experienced that kind of taste, I understand that missing is a kind of happiness and a kind of suffering.

12. The flowers in the south of the city have already bloomed. May you be there forever.

13. I am so cute that even mosquitoes want to bite me.

14. Fortunately, I like you every day.

15. It's sunny today, suitable for slapstick, more suitable for kissing and hugging.

16. Just once. I won't ask again.

17. Tell you a secret, and I will continue to love you tomorrow.

18. I liked to play hide-and-seek when I was a child. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

19. Can I hug you, smell you, put my chin on your shoulder and go to sleep?

I thought we could walk to the end together, but I didn't expect you to take a taxi in a few steps.

Super disgusting coquetry and lovely sugar sprinkling sentence 2 2 1. Kiss somebody else quickly! !

22. Hate you!

23. Waiting is a wordless love story.

24. Thank you.

Life is hard, but with me, I will give you all the sweetness.

26. Hold it high, hug me, hug me.

27. Tired of being a fairy, I want to be your wife.

28. I like you very much today and I will like you very much tomorrow. I'm jealous of myself again.

29. Once we watched TV together, he wanted to hug me and watch it together. It's hard for him to hug me, and he's been holding my back and aching. It's no exaggeration! I don't agree, I said: I don't agree! Unexpectedly, my husband closed his eyes and looked up like me: I didn't! I don't. Still dragging a long sound! Ha ha! It turns out that boys can be spoiled.

30. The circle is very small. It's good to have you.

3 1. Two guesses are not you, the seed of love is not you, you will be the rest of your life.

32. From now on, I will give you thrush every day.

33. Can you save money for smoking and buy me AD calcium to drink?

34. If you are good to me, I will be better and better to you.

35. Can I say good night to your face? I'll say it to my face first.

36. A spoiled woman is always particularly feminine. Every gesture will always move a man. Women always want more love from men. It is best that this love can be inexhaustible like spring water. Whenever men like to see women coquetry, pouting and stamping their feet, plus the appearance of pear blossoms with rain ... men will give up again, and coquetry is the most important magic weapon in a woman's life.

Love you, and you will accept all your shortcomings.

38. You are mine. No one can take you away. I am overbearing. I am yours, and no one can take me away. That's how I am dead set.

39. Seeing you, my possessiveness exceeds the standard.

40. You are like a book. The more I watch it, the more I want to sleep.

Ask her husband for money.

Spoil and sell cute and ask her husband for money. You are a fool!

2. Warm reminder: You have neglected your loveliness for a long time.

You are good to me, and I will be better and better to you.

Isn't the sugar I ate all day sweet enough? You haven't kissed me.

If you lose me, I will be someone else's little princess.

6. The years are lonely and silent, and thoughts flow quietly into old age.

7. This boy is spoiled because he wants you to spoil him. He cares about him more, and he doesn't rule out being bored and bothering him.

8. You are so annoying!

9. Tired of being a fairy, I want to be your wife.

10. The loveliest person in the world is in my mirror.

1 1. I only miss you once a day.

12. No matter in the past or now, my love for you will never change.

13. I like being angry so much that I fell in love with a fire extinguisher.

14. I don't want it! I do not obey!

15. Ha ~ ~ You look down on us girls! ? ~~"

16. Don't be too disgusting. Boys had better be humorous. If you really want to be spoiled, it's better to be a woman stronger than you. If you coquetry a weak woman, it will only make people think that you are not manly enough.

17. A spoiled woman is always particularly feminine. Every gesture will always move a man. Women always hope to get more love from men, and it is best that this kind of love can be inexhaustible like spring water. Whenever men like to see women coquetry, pouting and stamping their feet, plus a pear flower with rain ... it is also a woman's life for men to be cruel again.

18. Can I say good night to your face? I'll say it to my face first.

19. Dear, I love you very much. You can't have an affair.

20. Having experienced that kind of taste makes me understand that missing is a kind of happiness and a kind of suffering.

You buy me lipstick, and then I'll pay you back a little every day, okay?

22. I am sleepy. Touch my head to put me to sleep.

23. I'm chasing Cupid's arrow, and you're flying in a bulletproof vest.

24. Some are happy when they miss you, and some are sad when they are happy.

25. I will shoot you with Cupid's arrow and cut you with the knife of love!

26. You are the one with infinite scenery, and you are the one who has fallen behind. The point is you, not what you are.

27. The youth I walked with you is once in my life.

28. You can only love me and I can only be your princess.

29. I also want to be a baby, stay in your shopping cart and be taken home by you.

30. I like you very much today, I like you very much tomorrow, and I am jealous of myself again.

3 1. Actually, I am just like other princesses. Every day, knights come to see me with different foods. The only difference is that my knights charge a distribution fee, some three, some five.

I feel like a day with you, but a year without you.

I don't care. You have to help this, or you have to help.

In fact, your nagging is the happiest time in my life, but I just don't know it.

35. For me, I love you and I'm hungry.

36. I have always been persistent and sincerely willing to resist everything for you.

37. Even if the world is not worth turning back, you will find that there are still things I have done. My little boy, who has been wronged, can't come and hug.

38. Too little coquetry, boys will feel that their girlfriends are boring and too boyish; Too much coquetry will make him numb and lose his feelings. Playing coquetry at inappropriate times will be even more offensive and self-defeating.

39. I don't want to be an episode in your life, I just want to be a perfect ending in your life.

40. Do you want to eat takeout? Want to eat hot pot? What to eat tonight? Could it be me?

Asking a boyfriend for a gift is a very coquettish and lovely sentence.

Asking for a gift from a boyfriend (Chapter 1) 1. Please, husband, and I won't.

2. Research shows that disrupting the order of Chinese characters will not affect reading. For example, you have no pressure to read this article, because I didn't disturb it at all.

You are like a glass of wine. It looks charming, smells attractive, tastes a little spicy and has a sweet aftertaste.

4. Too little coquetry, boys will feel that their girlfriends are boring and too boyish; Too much coquetry will make him numb and lose his feelings. Playing coquetry at inappropriate times will be even more offensive and self-defeating.

5. I'm still not your cutie.

6. ouch! Why don't you know how to care about girls!

I'm afraid I can't do it alone without you.

8. Oh, how can I be so happy? Before I met you so well, I must have saved the whole galaxy in my last life.

9. People just want you to care more!

10. People are unhappy!

1 1. Just be fierce. When you are finished, I will be someone else's little baby.

12. Why do I only love you? Because there is no room for anyone in my heart except you.

13. I would like to turn into a ray of sunshine to illuminate your direction.

14. I am so cute that even mosquitoes want to bite me.

15. Please, you weren't like this before!

16. You said I was born because I love you.

17. In this life, I will only marry you.

18. I feel like a day with you and a year without you.

19. How can I eat tutu? Tutu is so cute.

20. I like you very much today and I will like you very much tomorrow. Wow, I'm jealous of myself again.

Asking for a gift from a boyfriend (Chapter 2) 2 1. I hope my little friend can make you worry-free and unforgettable.

22. I hate it. People want to eat tutu.

23. I want to be your little baby, the kind you can't bear to scold me when you are angry.

I want to send you a big New Year gift box, but the courier won't let me put it in the box.

25. come on

26. If I had a tail, I'm afraid I would sway in front of you.

27. You are unhappy because the person you love is not me.

I want to turn off all the lights in this city and concentrate on smelling your hair in the dark.

29. The most beautiful place of time is to make you and me become us.

30. Not you, the seed of love is not you, but you for the rest of your life.

3 1. Ha ~ ~ You look down on us girls! ? ~~"

32. If I can have 999 lucky times in my life, I would like to share all 997 times with you, only for myself twice: once to meet you and once to accompany you forever!

33. Anyway, with your help, I can steal it all my life. Why should I learn?

34. Some are happy when they miss you, and some are sad when they are happy.

35. The most beautiful picture I have ever seen is that you and I are sweating like rain.

36. Please, he is a boy!

37. The luckiest thing is to be liked by you every day I like you.

38. You are the person I want to see most, whether in time or in my dream.

39. Husband, last year's lipstick doesn't match me this year.

40. From now on, I will give you thrush every day.

Spoil and adore with your boyfriend (30 sentences)

The sentence of coquetry and affection with boyfriend (I) 1. Sometimes boys will act like children, "please wife" (QQ looks wronged) and "I don't want it" (QQ looks crazy), hehe, very cute.

Give me a kiss on your mouth, and we will never part.

3. How can I eat tutu? Tutu is so cute.

4. Hold high, hug me, hug me.

May I say good night to your face? I'll say it to my face first.

6. Actually, I'm not stupid at all. My brain is so small, I still think about all of you.

7. You buy me lipstick, and then I'll pay you back a little every day, okay?

8. Isn't the sugar I ate all day sweet enough? You haven't kissed me.

9. I am possessive, so don't leave if you come near me.

10. It's rare for a spoiled boy to be cute as hell. My baby is like this, hehe.

1 1. People are unhappy!

12. There was a mosquito just now, which won the last applause of my life.

13. Don't envy friends who have more steps than you in sports charts. They may not have gone far, but their legs are short.

14. No one is with you! Let me accompany you!

15. No, no, I want it.

The sentence of coquetry and affection with boyfriend (below) 16. Boys are sometimes naive, but I think they are cute.

17. How can I kiss you in the dark without breaking your lamp?

18. Don't be too disgusting. Boys had better be humorous. If you really want to be spoiled, it's better to be a woman stronger than you. If you coquetry a weak woman, it will only make people think that you are not manly enough.

19. What to do today: miss me, love me, listen to me, and don't make me angry.

20. Give you half the juice and love to share it with each other.

2 1. I want to turn off all the lights in this city and concentrate on smelling your hair in the dark.

22. When you are angry, I ask you to take it out. When I am angry, I take it out on myself.

23. I am a gift from God and a princess from God. I want you to be biased towards me for no reason. The world is full of flowers. It is my great honor to meet you.

24. I usually endure it. Actually, I pouted just to get you to kiss me.

25. Don't be too nice to other girls in the future. I will be jealous and stomp my feet, and I will lie on the ground and beg you for a hug.

26. I like being angry so much that I fell in love with a fire extinguisher.

27. Although I am wrong, it is your problem not to forgive me.

28. Then I'll give you a hug. Don't mess up my hair.

29. I'm fine!

30. Can you save money for smoking and buy me AD calcium to drink?