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What is the most shameless relative you have ever seen?
There are shameless people in my family, my husband and three brothers, our eldest brother, a two-story building, a family of three, one on the first floor and one on the second floor. We didn't live long because we couldn't stand the rogue in-laws, so we bought a second-hand house outside and left. After a few days, my husband's youngest brother appeared with his sister-in-law. He came to my house and told me that they were a little crowded. He wanted us to give them a room on the first floor, so we quickly gave them the key. Because of his parents, we seldom went back, until two years later, he asked us to go back for dinner. My husband went upstairs to look at the room. The door was open and our things were gone. We have asked his brother to make a guest room. I don't know how long it has been. I asked his parents if they knew. At that time, I didn't know why my husband was scolding his brother when I was eating below. He didn't tell me, told us not to eat, and went back. This matter has just passed. Give us land in foreign villages all the year round. Instead of building his own house, he seized my land to build a house and sold part of my land to his neighbors to build a house. He collects money. These are all learned later. I also told my neighbors to leave us alone when we went back. There are such shameless families in the world.
To say the most shameless, I really have a relative.
About 90 years ago, my wife's sister gave birth to an extra child and was fined. Both of them are unemployed and laid off, and their lives are particularly difficult. All the food and drinks are taken from my house, and we are noisy every day. My wife and I were very anxious, so we gave her the only 2000 yuan at home to do some small business. People today may not know much about the concept of more than two thousand dollars at that time. In our small county, I bought a small courtyard for 1800. My salary is sixty-eight yuan a month.
Later, they didn't know what to do with the money, so I found a friend who could make tofu and taught them how to make tofu. She lives in the suburbs and has a big yard. She learned and opened a tofu shop in her own home.
But then it was bloody. After working for more than a year, both of them resigned because they were too tired to make tofu and earned less money. It's tiring to complain that I said I was looking for them. Then I say I quit. Give me back the money I borrowed. Unexpectedly, both of them said that they had no money to pay back, and they reluctantly gave me a tricycle that they sold tofu. Pity me for saving more than 2000 yuan after working for several years, and getting a broken tricycle back, I think I'm going to turn my face.
Alas! Every time I think about it, the couple are really shameless!
This is the true story of my own family. For some economic benefits, they are disloyal. My mother, a big sister, was born in a small village. My mother was the fifth child, and the third child died young. Now they are * * 6 brother and sister, and the boss has been transferred for a long time because of his career development outside. There are only four brothers and sisters in the household registration book. So instead of living in the village, they moved out. Now only Old Four and Old Six live on the main homestead in the village. That year, there was a 5 12 earthquake that shocked the whole world, and all the houses were gone. Later, they had to rebuild. A piece of land was reserved in the village for my mother and her four brothers and sisters to rebuild their homes. It was an agreement. Because my mother and old seven are doing business outside and haven't repaired the house, so old four. But the land still belongs to the four of them. After years of development, our town is now a tourist area. Many people have built farmhouses, including my mother's four brothers and sisters. At the beginning, they all agreed that each family would go to the bank to borrow hundreds of thousands of dollars, and they would always invest two or three million dollars to repair this farmhouse. At first, they were all happy. It was because of something that happened later that decades of family ties broke down completely and broke my mother's heart.
Because some investors wanted to invest in their house repair, they repaired the house on the main homestead in the village where their four brothers and sisters were located. They don't need to pay a penny, and the repaired house will be divided into 50-50 parts, and then the four brothers and sisters will go through the formalities of repairing the house. As a result, my mother quit, saying that my mother was married and was not qualified to take it. This reason is not funny. Later, my mother went to discuss it with the three brothers and sisters. Unexpectedly, they all said in unison that my mother is not qualified to take it, because my mother is married, even if the land is there. They also said that even if this program was completed, my mother could not repair it. Only then did I understand that the three brothers and sisters wanted to swallow my mother's share of the land. After decades of affection, they can do such shameless things for a little profit. Later, my mother didn't earn money with them, so she was completely chilling and broke up with them directly. This is a "good thing" done by my "good" elders.
My husband's sister raised a pig woman who gave birth to piglets. I don't know why the pig girl died after eating the pig and never ate anything. My husband and sister said let me recuperate, let me tie up the pig girl and raise 60 yuan. Even if I died, I took good care of the pig after it was tied to my house, and the pig grew up slowly. At that time, there was a pig at home, and two pigs didn't eat it, so they gave it to their sister. When I raised it for almost two months, I gave it to my sister, weighing more than 90 kilograms. My sister sold it to a butcher shop and gave me 130 yuan. My husband and sister cheated on me and asked my husband for 120 yuan. That's more than nine years, and the best pigs only cost two yuan a catty. After two months, I lost 15 yuan, and spent 60 to 70 yuan on bran. It is really true to meet such relatives.
The most shameless relative, yes. Zhang Datou, his aunt.
My classmate Zhang Datou, whose parents divorced when he was a child, gave Zhang Datou to his only sister, because his mother is a geologist and is at home all over the country. We all call her second aunt.
Although the second aunt is very strong, she may have some physical problems, so she stayed at home when she went to the countryside. Her life depends entirely on Zhang Datou's mother, and her second aunt is very loved by Datou, and her life is quite moist.
Her second aunt has the worst habit of philandering, and almost all the beautiful men are recruited by a canal where her family lives. At night, either someone knocks at the door or imitates the sound of wild cats not far from the door, which makes grandparents often sleep badly.
One day, my second aunt told Zhang Datou that your beloved mother died. What would you do? Zhang Datou didn't react, only said that he must be with his mother.
Aunt Zhang, the big head, is getting more beautiful every day and suddenly becomes rich. Decorating the house on the second floor today, flirting with masons. Tomorrow I will invite a tailor to go home and measure one suit after another in two or three hours.
Grandparents said to Zhang Datou, your aunt, aunt, why are you in such a mess? Grandma even gnashed her teeth and said that the men below her were almost a laundry list. Soon, grandpa left. Grandma's health is getting worse every day, but her second aunt still goes her own way. New boyfriends and old boyfriends came one after another, and the family was very lively.
Grandma took a big head and said before she died, I know your mother hasn't come home for so many years and has already left. You are working, too. Grandma knows you can live.
Not long after grandma left, she was rushed to the dormitory of the factory by her aunt. Her aunt became a flower in the north canal. Later, because of the exchange of fire between hooligans in the north and south cities, her aunt and all those involved were arrested and sentenced.
Afterwards, when Zhang Datou was sorting out his second aunt's room, he saw a fucking martyr's card and a large money order that had been extracted ... which was remitted by her mother's unit.
The most shameless relatives are those who tell the truth when they get cheap, and are as thick-skinned as a wall when they want something from you, flattering you, making you happy, making all the money cheap and making it difficult for you to say.
Relatives should help each other. Most of our relatives help each other. Especially in building houses, weddings and funerals.
At this point, my eldest sister-in-law is the best.
In the 1980s, my elder sister's family built a house, and I sent 1000 yuan. I also gave my eldest sister all the steps to build a house and helped her for a few days. I built the house in 1994, and my eldest sister sent me two thousand yuan.
In 2004, my eldest daughter went abroad to study, and I only paid her tuition, and the guarantee was gone. I'm really worried. When DaJieFu knew it, he decided: I'll take it. Afterwards, I learned that DaJieFu withdrew his investment in the brick factory and borrowed 30,000 yuan from the bank in order to raise his daughter's deposit. My gratitude is beyond words. I go all out to help my eldest sister's family, and it is my duty to donate money.
But there was also a relative who borrowed 1500 yuan and a dozen purlins from me, saying that he would help me when I finished building the house, and that I would not pay back the money I borrowed until I finished building the house in 1994, so the purlins were not mentioned. He built a house, and I sent a few hundred yuan of food. I never went to the door when I built the house. It makes you angry. Such relatives are rare, but they are unlucky. Thick as a wall. There are two big locust trees in my home, which were originally intended to be scooters. When he came to see them, he asked me for it and made furniture. Due to illness, I borrowed 180 yuan today and asked for 350 yuan tomorrow. I haven't mentioned it in 20 years. I used to be poor, but now I'm fine. I have one or two hundred sheep, and I have one hundred and eighty thousand, remember? I'm too lazy to care. I just want to stay away from him and stop suffering from him.
Man, you should know how to be grateful, and do your best to those who have helped you when you need yourself. This is how I teach my children.
There is a saying: faithfulness spreads at home, and poetry and books last forever!
In my opinion, sometimes relatives are really not as good as friends. When you succeed, after four or five generations, seven aunts and eight aunts will come to recognize your relatives. When they fail, they are also the fastest runners.
At that time, when the factory business was good, it happened that my uncle had committed a crime and had just come out. Based on relatives, let him come to the factory as the director. The salary of six or seven thousand yuan a month, including food and clothing, let him arrange to sell the waste products in the factory, and I didn't ask. He will get 20 thousand as a bonus at the end of the year. However, even with this kind of treatment, menstruation is still not self-sufficient. She often complains about how hard her husband works and how low his salary is in front of my other relatives. (Actually, my uncle is very self-aware. After all, he is in his fifties, and he is happy to get such a salary. But his only shortcoming is that he is afraid of his wife, and everything at home is in her charge. ) My uncle has worked here for a little over two years, and gave him several raises in the middle, but not much. These times add up to about one thousand. Until he resigned, the actual salary was 8 thousand a month, plus some other income, I estimated it could reach 10 thousand.
The reason for resigning was forced by his wife and several children. I owed him two months' salary when there was something wrong with the factory's capital chain. At that time, there was a lot of debt outside, and it was really a bit worse than death. Originally, I thought my relatives should be able to help me. I will pay my salary after two months. It should be no problem. In addition, I am also very kind to his family at ordinary times. I helped arrange the work of my third cousin. However, the worst debt collectors, that is, his family, three cousins and aunts, all came to our factory to make trouble. Finally, there is no way to pay him back at a high interest rate of 30 points a month. But now, I still have contact with my uncle. After all, my mother is still here, but her home, and I haven't contacted her since. But by the end of the year, my eldest cousin suddenly contacted me on qq, playing the old emotional card with me, and wanted to borrow money from me as soon as she turned her face. I really wanted to go back to her at that time. Are you sick or have you forgotten how you treated me before? alas
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