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Show it to your girlfriend. Tell me.

Honey, I'm talking about my love. Have you seen them all? I collected and sorted out relevant stories for my girlfriend for everyone to enjoy and learn from!

Show my girlfriend the selection of 1 The days together are very dull and seemingly calm, but this ordinary day is the most romantic, right? Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

I can't hold your hand, but I feel your tenderness. I can't see your face, but I remember your smile. I want to see you, but I often dream. I want to say I love you, but only in my heart! At this moment, I really miss you.

3. I miss your heart, your lungs, two-thirds of your body; I am waiting for your love, waiting for you to wait until my heart breaks. Come on baby, let me hug your body and kiss your soul; Step into the auditorium of love together.

4. I want to hold your hand most, and I miss your smiling face most. Although time has changed our appearance, it will never change my promise to love you. Dear, I love you all my life.

5. I hope to use my hand to smooth your sadness, warm your heart with my tenderness, hold your hand to appreciate the pastoral scenery, and hope that the footsteps of dreams can take me flying!

6. Without you, the color is single. Without you, food is tasteless. I am empty without you. I ask people all over Beijing to tell you in a high-profile way. I like you! ?

7. Hi, what are you doing? After the reunion, it's hard for me to adapt! Still immersed in the time with you, unable to extricate myself. I was fascinated by you. When I left you, I lost my mind. What should I do?

8. Love is a pot of wine that makes you intoxicated. Miss, is the turbulent sea, easily submerged me; You, a delicate and charming flower, have already quietly opened in my heart!

9. There is no road sign on the road of love, so the heart is a compass, love is a sense of direction, and there is no weather forecast when you are in love, so the heart is the sun, love is the wind direction, there is nothing in the world of love, and there is everything in the world of love.

10. It's a pleasant thing to miss blowing in the wind and thinking of your face, but those things have passed. You are no longer with me, and occasionally there will be a little lonely ripples. I really want to say: I will think of you without your life.

Tell your girlfriend about Daquan 1. Sometimes I am moved by a word, because I am sincere; Sometimes I cry because of a song, because I am emotional; Sometimes I think of memories as habits, because I miss them; Sometimes I send you text messages because I care about you.

2. Sweetness, the sweetness of your smile is like a flower blooming in the spring breeze. Why are you smiling so sweetly? Because I sent you a text message. Happy Valentine's Day, baby!

Just like a bright light in the dark illuminates my lost direction, and like the rain and dew after a long drought, it moistens my dying heart.

4. The feeling of missing you is like: cooking without salt; Apples should not be too sweet; Smoke less; Forgot to bring money when shopping. I will miss you when I have time, and I will miss you when I have no time. If I really can't spare the time, I'll do nothing but miss you.

I can't sleep alone in the cold bed at midnight. I miss your warm arms and your gentle voice. I found that the sky is always gray without you. Honey, if I am willing to wash your clothes and make breakfast for you in the morning, will you accompany me? Even if there is no commitment, as long as you can sleep with me, I am willing, okay?

6. Sweetness, the sweetness of your smile is like a flower blooming in the spring breeze. Why are you smiling so sweetly? Because I sent you a text message. Happy Valentine's Day, baby!

7. There is a yearning to make the horizon not far away, a concern to make the road not lonely, a blessing to keep the cold night warm, and a happiness that is the moment I met you.

8. Our love is like a black and white movie. Our dribs and drabs flow through the dark scene. Although everything has no ending, I will miss you with a gentle mood all my life.

9. If you are a stone, they are Dong Shi; If you are a phoenix, they are pheasants. Some people are pheasants, but they want to become phoenixes. Of course, pheasants can also jump on the branches of the phoenix. Do you know what a pheasant is? It is still a pheasant!

10. The night is so beautiful. No matter how lonely you are, you should close your eyes and stay up all night. The pain is beautiful, even if it stings again, I want to taste the broken bone. Love is so beautiful, no matter how humble it is, it is willing to shed tears for thousands of years.

1 1. If you shed tears, my heart will get wet first; When you see a sunny day, it is because I think of you; When you surf the internet, the network speed suddenly gets stuck, sometimes because I think your signal is interfering; When you are tired, I am the most comfortable haven; When you are sad, my arms can let you rely on.

12. I miss your lungs and two-thirds of your body; I am waiting for your love, waiting for you to wait until my heart breaks. Come on baby, let me hug your body and kiss your soul; Step into the auditorium of love together.

13. Just because you are so beautiful, I dare not declare that I love you.

14. I really fell in love with you and fell in love with you a long time ago. In the future, why don't I know how far it is Just, so what, as long as you have me in your heart now, I will be by your side. If one day, you don't need me, I will leave, not wronged, and not persistent. That's not my character. That's just because I love you!

15. The phone makes me breathless, and the text message is soft when I press it. I'll give it to you at both ends in three days, and I'll walk with you until my legs are short What's the point of being mean and flattering? You take over the rest of your life!

16. When I met you, I signed a contract with Xin and became your forever friend. Forgive me for not contacting you often, but your name is not only in my mobile phone, but also in my mind. Not for long, just this life!

17. The small atrium will be extremely warm with your love; Disappointed face will smile with your encouragement. With your smile, there is a ray of sunshine in life; With my news, all your troubles will vanish.

18. I never thought that you who love me deeply are gradually disappearing in my trust. I hate myself, (why I don't know how to cherish it when I have it. Unfortunately now, I only wish you happiness and peace!

19. I fell in love with you at first sight, but I hugged you without saying anything I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you around. I will marry you in five days, and I will not part for sixty years!

20. I can't sleep alone in the cold bed at midnight. I miss your warm arms and your gentle voice. I found that the sky is always gray without you. Honey, if I am willing to wash your clothes and make breakfast for you in the morning, will you accompany me? Even if there is no commitment, as long as you can sleep with me, I am willing, okay?

2 1. There is a tacit understanding that there is a heart, a feeling that is wonderful, and a happiness that is accompanied by you; Thank you! Dear, my life is more colorful because of you.

22. Life is short, but it creates the eternity of love. Beautiful girl, please don't be narcissistic, open your heart and accept my roses.

23. I only have you in my eyes. You are a miracle in my life. I only have you in my heart, and you are the only person I can't miss!

24. Holding your hand, day and night, holding your hand, waiting for tomorrow, holding your hand, walking through this life, holding your hand forever.

25. I can't explain my love for you in words, I can't express my love for you in promises, I can't expect my love for you in the future, but I hope you will accompany me every day!

26. I fell in love with you at first sight, and I hugged you without saying anything. I came to see you at two ends in three days, and no one kissed you around. I married you in five days, and I won't be separated in 60 years!

27. Sweet because of love! Happy Valentine's Day!

28. I believe I love you, blindfolded to you. Full of love, I have a pair of eyes in the dark. I will continue to love you and put it together by myself. All the good and bad past in my life seems to be waiting for me to meet you!

I want to find a girlfriend. I don't need endless sweet words. I just want to be a comfort when I am sad and lost? A word of concern

30. Love is real and sincere. When will lovesickness stop? Love is long, thinking is long, when will love stop, unless the water flows backwards.

3 1. It's * o'clock in Beijing time. Now I'm single and * years old. Now I miss your weather. Now I love your channel * MHz. Now you love your message * I miss you, too, dear.

32. It's pleasant to miss blowing in the wind and thinking of your face, but those are over. You are no longer with me, and occasionally there will be a little lonely ripple. I really want to say: I will think of you in my life without you.

Since I met you in my life, my life has become colorful. You are the only one for me, and I will accompany you all my life. No matter how hard life is, we will be together forever.

34. The best thing in life is meeting you; What is the most amazing thing in life; Nothing is better than having you; What can't be forgotten in life is that I love you all my life!

35. I can't explain my love for you in words, I can't express my love for you in promises, I can't expect my love for you in the future, but I hope you will accompany me every day!

36. Since I fell in love with you, my heart can't let you go. I'll walk with you. I'll carry you when I'm tired, carry you when I'm cold, carry you when I'm hot, and pretend to be you when I go out. I have no temper, because I love you so much! I miss you so much on Valentine's Day!

37. I want to find a girlfriend? This song caught off guard broke into the deepest part of my heart. What a classic song, I like his faint sadness and faint expectation?

38. Asking what the world is like will only make me desperate to pursue it; Asking yourself what's good about you will only make me miss you all day; Ask God how to express his feelings, just ask me to send a message saying I love you!

39. If my life is a book, then you are the dribs and drabs in it. If my life is a lake of spring water, then you are a ripple in it. Yes, you are everything to me.