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Tractor Story 1 - This is a true story

Xiao Qin called me and said you were fucking missing. I explained to him for a long time, but he didn't believe me, and I didn't bother to pay attention to him.

He just wanted to pay me back the money, so I said, don’t pay it back, you can spend it and die early, saving you from doing nothing all day long. Why?

The idiot still asked. I say tractor story. tractor? The idiot was completely stunned. Ignore him and cut off his phone. Thinking that I would be at ease, those turtle grandsons knocked on the door again and called me grandpa outside. I said angrily: Get out of here, I don't have grandchildren like you.

In fact, I didn’t disappear. It was just that not long ago, my brothers were making wine together, gluttonous, and corrupting their hard-earned money.

When you are drunk, you will talk about everything, talk nonsense, use new words to talk about new sorrows, criticize real things, and shine on your own future.

Everyone describes themselves as shameless philistines who hate leveraging the earth without levers, and show off their own bullshit ideals and savior-like passions.

Even comparing myself with some unparalleled philosophies about love and life, in the end the topic fell on the fact that I am the winner in life and ideals, and put all the disdain on the objective, All in all, I was born at the wrong time, and many of my ideals and ambitions were unable to be realized.

? To think that one’s own love cannot be romantic is because there is no soil for one’s romantic love in the objective reality of society, but at the same time, men are stealing and women are being prostituted.

When everyone was drunk, everyone was talking wildly about what they were going to do, such as starting their own listed company, making enough money, retiring as soon as possible, and traveling around the world. When I heard this, I suddenly snorted, which resulted in a group of people attacking me: "Why the hell are you humming?" Now that they have all provoked me to the point where my eyelids are low, all I can do is "people offend me": You are the pampered bastards who still want to travel around the world. Remember, when you flew to Hainan, you stayed in the hotel for a week and played mahjong. I didn't even go out, and then I got on the plane and flew back.

As a result, more people came to attack: What the hell are you doing? Why don’t you travel around once and let’s take a look? I took advantage of the wine and said: I don't dare to talk about foreign countries, let's just talk about China. There is no place I dare not go to.

Those gangsters started to add insult to injury, dig out lotus roots with one arm, took out a map of Tibet and pressed it on the wall and said: You use the dart to pierce it, and you go where it hits. The one who returned to Zhao intact is back, I They all call you grandpa.

My bloody instinct prompted me to pick up the dart and pierce it towards the territory of Tibet. The dart struck an arc and pierced the Chibai Village on the territory.

Oh my god, I have never heard of it. I quickly took a closer look and found that Chibai Village is located on the west bank of the eastern part of the Brahmaputra River. When I turned on my computer and searched, there was no information about Chibai Village. If you have a big head, look at the map. The closest place to Chibai Village is Pai Town. Men must honor what they say, even if it's a drunken talk. The confidence is lost on the surface, and the heart is as weak as tofu. One sentence aside: No mourning music is allowed at my funeral. I will listen to Rimsky-Korsakov at that time. There is such an aura that even a coward will never come back unless he leaves. In the end, he didn't scare those turtle grandsons at all, and he was even laughed at by them: "We will give you Butterfly Lovers."

On the third day, I stood in Paizhen Town. A ray of sunset stretched my shadow like a ghost, and it was so long that I could not see the end.

This is the sun in Tibet, which always tells ghostly but beautiful stories with humans. I took a selfie with my camera, stretched out my arms, pressed the shutter button to look at the photo, and found that there was no word "Paizhen" on the back of the photo.

At this time a voice said: Let me help you take pictures. Looking back, I saw a young man walking towards me in the sunset. I couldn't see his face clearly, but I could clearly hear his Mandarin with a strong Sichuan accent. Because I had to take photos with the light in front of me, the young man still faced me against the light until he finished taking the photos.

After taking the photo, he handed the camera to me, turned around and left again. After all, I couldn't see his face clearly. But from a physical point of view, he is a pretty strong young man. But his very special voice still lingers in my ears.

? The town is quiet, as quiet as a silent version of "Dogville," except without Nicole Kidman. That girl just came to China and showed off a few pitiful Chinese words in Beijing. I heard that I am planning to bring my husband and her two gadgets with me next time I come here. China is so majestic in the east, but you have never been here before. It is your first time to come here on your own. Are you afraid that you will suddenly fall from civilization into barbarism? If you check the GDP of our big country, you will regret it. As I talked about Nicole, I thought about myself: The hustle and bustle was suddenly far away from me, and I was suddenly at a loss in the town.

At this time, words about civilization are far away in my mind. What are the most important products of a civilized society? The idea that he is a person, a person cultivated by society, a very qualified, temperamental, and well-educated person fell in my heart in an instant. Let those who are theoretically interested in civilization come and stand in this small town and see what else they can say.

Thinking about the roosters, dogs and thieves in the city, my heart suddenly calmed down. Although there is a leap forward in civilization in the city, they don't care how many problems are hidden in this civilization, they just clamor for civilization to be civilized.

? Our level of affluence is already considerable, but the chicken soup we leave for our own spiritual space is full of mixed flavors. What are you still doing here? Hurry and find a hotel, there won't be any if it's too late. It's peak tourist season.

The voice belonged to that young man. He walked past me carrying a big car tire. The car tires blocked half of his body, and I couldn't see the young man clearly. I just marveled in my heart at how he had the strength to carry a tire with a diameter as high as a person.

? The night in Pai Town is not peaceful, and it is disturbed by the shouting tourists. Before going to bed, I received a call from those turtle grandsons asking where they were? When I learned that I was in Paizhen, there was an exclamation on the other side of the phone: You are so fucking crazy. We are just talking and doing things while drinking. Do you take it seriously? ? I hung up the phone. I felt that I had insulted Tibet by scolding them in Tibet.