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Things that money can buy are not worth anything in the end - a very reasonable classic saying

Behind every powerful woman there is a powerful mother.

How thick a woman’s makeup is, how shallow her heart is.

No matter when you start, the important thing is not to stop once you start. No matter when you end it, the important thing is not to regret it after you end it.

Weakness is one's own worst enemy.

A brave person is his own best friend.

It cannot exist only in the dictionary of stupid people.

Have the best hope, strive for the best, and prepare for the worst.

No matter how tall you are, you sometimes need to stand on your tiptoes, and no matter how short you are, you sometimes need to bend down.

Women who drink and smoke must be in constant contact with men.

Girls who are not virgins are allowed, because everyone has a story, but those who have had abortions are exempted, because it was an accident.

If you always follow the path of success in the past, you will definitely be facing a dead end.

Politeness is like an air mattress: it may have nothing inside, but it can miraculously reduce bumps. Organized by

A glass of clear water becomes filthy due to the presence of a drop of sewage, but a glass of sewage does not become clear due to the presence of a drop of clear water.

There are three things in this world that cannot be taken away by others: the first is the food that goes into the stomach, the second is the dreams hidden in the heart, and the third is the books that are read into the brain.

Horses are prone to stumble on soft soil, and people are prone to falling when they are sweet-talked. Very classic talk.

There is no woman who can only be a lover, there are only lovers who cannot be a wife.

A woman who can do it in three days must one day be a mistress.

The best way to retaliate against an unfaithful woman is not to use bad words, but to work hard to become a better person, so that she will regret it for the rest of her life.

Before having children, what a woman loves most is always herself.

If a woman's hairstyle suddenly changes, she may have been abandoned.

Always cry out your sadness at night, and then prepare your smile for the next day

Turn life into a dream, and then turn the dream into reality

The person who treats you best is often the person who is best to bully.

In this world, no one will believe you even if you tell the truth, so why use the truth to deceive people?

A woman will never be ambiguous with only one man.

A woman who speaks foul language may be a fierce woman, and a pure and lovely woman may also be a slut.

Without the language of love, all words are boring.

True love should transcend the length of life, the width of the heart, and the depth of the soul.

The power of love is so powerful that it can make people forget everything, but it is so small that it cannot tolerate even a jealous grain of sand.

When a person truly awakens, he gives up pursuing the wealth in the external world and begins to pursue the real wealth in his inner world.

As long as one has faith, one will never be defeated.

The embodiment of a woman’s kindness is not her liking for flowers or small animals, but her ability to give up her seat to the elderly on the bus.

How much is faith worth? Sometimes it's just a well-intentioned deception, but once you stick with it, it will quickly appreciate in value.

If you want to maintain a longer-lasting friendship with your friend, remember to keep his secrets, especially those related to his self-esteem.

No matter which page you read from a book, if it still doesn’t attract you after 5 minutes, please throw it away without hesitation.

Why should a child with an empty heart bother to be ambiguous online.

I didn’t know how to appreciate it when I was young, but when I grew up I realized that the sky is the most beautiful

Yesterday I finally got up the courage to send an emoticon to someone’s QQ

If a woman is willing to cook for you, eat with you, and wash the dishes for you, then this woman must be your wife; if a woman is willing to cook for you, eat with you, but refuses to wash the dishes, then this woman must be your wife. He is your live-in close friend; if a woman is only willing to accompany you for dinner, then this woman must be a one-night stand.

Nothing money can buy is worth anything in the end.

For people who don’t like anything, it’s not just their eyes that are tired.

When a poor man wears diamonds, others think they are glass; when a rich man wears glass, others think they are diamonds.

The women who can go to the end with you and go through thick and thin with you are often the women you ignore. Talk about tears being worthless

1. There are so many things I want to say and I don’t know where to start. Every time it is related to this topic, I feel that my tears are worthless. Just move forward boldly. We will always be with you. You left and right.

2. Tears should not be worthless. Even if you cry blindly, no one will feel sorry for you.

3. Three years of chatting are only short-lived. My tears are worthless. Tea and wine will all go their way in the future, my dear young people.

4. Seeing you wanting to cry but trying not to cry, I really feel sorry for you and want to hug you.

5. It’s so miserable. I have been offended since the night before. I ignored you, didn’t reply, and didn’t answer the phone. My tears are worthless. Okay, to be honest, he is more miserable.

6. The more I get to know you, the more I realize that you are really wonderful. Why didn’t I become your precious fan earlier? No matter how the outside world changes, you are still you. Life must be very hard, but You always face the sun, and the tears you shed these two days are worthless.

7. Ah, I feel sad, distressed, and want to cry. If I cry again, I will really go blind. What should I do if I am blind?

8. Tears are the most worthless water in the world. They cannot warm others, they can only burn themselves. So in the future, things that can be solved with wine will not bother me with tears. After all, I either die or live in wine, but in love, I can neither die nor live well.

9. Sorry I couldn’t help it! I really couldn't help it, tears were worthless, so I just let myself cry for a while.

10. Brother, you must be safe and healthy, and live the life you like. Waiting for you to come back, waiting for you all to come back, and stand on the stage together.

11. Tears are worthless, it is the last word to find ways to save them.

12. The deep pessimism in the bones, coupled with the fatal sensibility, finally resulted in tears, sniffles and worthless things.

13. Very tired, really tired. Over the years, heaven and earth are noisy and complicated. Tears seem worthless. It is easy to fall into the abyss but difficult to climb out. I have been here again. Never been here.

14. I don’t know how to describe him, I am really speechless, I am so worthless, I can’t see too beautiful things, I am crying again, my tears are not worth anything.

15. At first I felt sorry for you but you didn’t cry, but then you couldn’t hold back your tears and still smiled and pretended that nothing happened. Silly child, I have worked hard on you all the way. I hope that after tonight, You are still the happy male college student, and you should always be happy.

16. Mom also becomes very tearful because of you. My tears are not worth anything. Every time I think of your words, I feel so sorry for you. It is the company that turns your dream into a joke. You have to stick to it and don't be affected by external factors.

17. The older you get, the more fragile you are, and tears gradually become worthless. I can’t control it. What do you want me to do? This world is not worth it.

18. If you want to cry, cry loudly. I really feel sorry for you. I want to tell you loudly that I love you! I love you! I love you!

19. How can he look so fragile, but he is so strong at the same time. The coat is empty, there is no flesh on him, he is so thin that it is scary, I feel so sad, but again I'm so proud of him. Fortunately, he has someone who can take care of him. Fortunately, they are together. With him behind him, everyone who loves him can feel at ease. My tears are worthless.

20. You will really meet someone who cares about you and loves you from the bottom of his heart. He will do whatever it takes to give you the best. Just thinking about it makes you want to cry.

21. Changing a mountain is just as difficult, but he didn’t say that my tears in the middle of the night were not worth anything, but he was worth it. I just ask that if allowed, I must take good care of myself and be healthy and safe. A collection of the most worthless phrases

1. There are so many beauties around me, and there seem to be a lot of handsome guys around you.

2. If you are handsome and you can’t make a living, why would you want to find someone super handsome? Just find someone who treats you well and loves you.

3. Who says that only boys are obsessed with things? Girls, you can tell your conscience that they are not the same.

4. You must remember that trusting and understanding each other is what truly lasts forever

5. As the old saying goes, men become bad when they are rich, and women become bad. There is money. I can't afford to be hurt by the pot.

6. Don’t think that you are pretty, just think that you are an angel, and you don’t even look at us little shrimps.

7. This beauty, you are quite beautiful. You would be even more beautiful without those bumps and convexities on your face. (Ha, just kidding)

8. Beauty, do you still remember what you said about marrying me in your last life? What don’t you remember? It seems you still like to play tricks so much.

9. Women like to cry when they are sad, but what do men like to do when they are sad? Come on, Guoguo will take you to pick up girls.

10. Women are animals that use their upper body to think about problems, so men are animals that use their lower body to think about problems.

12. I’m sorry, beauty, it’s all my fault, I’m despicable, I’m shameless, I’m obscene, I’m dirty, I’m lewd.

13. Don’t rely on me to love you so that you can mess around outside.

14. You have to know that not everyone cares about you as much as I do.

15. If you want me to come, I will come and get out. What do you think I am?

16. You said that I will marry you when I am rich. NTMD will wait until labor and management are rich. Who will be the elder of you?

17. Although Guo Guo, I am not handsome or super handsome, I am still not bad, and I am still popular among people.

18. I admit that I am a bit lustful, but so far it seems that I am just lustful towards you.

19. If you can marry me, it means you have vision. If I can marry you, it means I am lucky.

20. What is not good for women to learn is to learn how to smoke while wearing silk clothes.

21. The thing on my neck is a little hard to use. I will only love you in this life.

22. Go crazy outside and suffer a lot, then come back when you are done.

23. When people ask me whether I want a brother or a woman, I say, buddy, you know I have no future and I can’t live without a woman, so you can’t blame me.

24. To be honest, sometimes women really want to be happy for their boyfriends.

25. Women say that all good men in the world are dead. Isn’t there one like this beside you? , I really don’t understand why you can’t see it.

The most precious and least valuable thing in the world is called sincerity

1. Some women can ask for very little, and they don’t care that he has nothing, and they don’t care how many difficulties they have to overcome in order to be with him; but at the same time, she She also wants a lot. She wants all the sincerity from that man. If not, she would rather give up.

2. Not caring about other people’s feelings is selfish, and caring too much about other people’s feelings is self-abuse.

3. The most precious and least valuable thing in the world is sincerity.

4. "Don't be cold war, don't be willful, communicate more. Like and love in a comfortable way. Know how to take responsibility. Know how to share. Make progress together. May you become such a person. May you meet such a person." "

5. When we are no longer young, we will say that it is good to be young; when we see death, we will say that it is good to be alive. When I feel sad and frustrated, I can’t say what’s good about living. However, if you don't live, you won't see the countless twists and turns in life, and you won't know that the pain you once thought was unbearable will pass. When you think your heart is barren, it will bloom unexpectedly. At that moment, all the desolation became a thing of the past. To live is to be a king.

6. I dare not say forever because I am afraid that God will not fulfill it.

7. Everyone may have fallen in love with someone who did not love him, and he will never forget the tears he shed and the grievances he suffered at that time. Many years later, looking back, what is it about him that is worthy of me? In the long-distance race of life, I was much better than anyone he liked at the time, but he didn't understand how good I was! Why didn't you tell him at that time: There will be a day when you will love me, but by that day, I will no longer love you.

8. As long as someone is angry because of a joke you made, you should reflect on it and apologize instead of questioning why others are so sensitive.

9. I no longer vent my negative emotions in front of too many people. Needless to say, this is a good sign for me, who is very emotional, and may mean that I am beginning to truly understand what moderation is. There are still bad moments in life, but I slowly discovered that by digesting them, the experience and energy I gained were much more powerful than talking and complaining. I used to rely on others, now I trust time and myself.

10. Every morning, remind yourself again that life is short and beautiful, and there is no time to worry or care.

11. Many people are unable to be good communicators, mainly because they only talk about things that interest them, and these things make other people bored.

12. Sometimes, yesterday’s things seem like last year’s, and last year’s things seem like yesterday’s. When it's serious, I actually feel like tomorrow's things happened yesterday. -- Haruki Murakami

13. Learn clean language and quiet laughter, follow the wind, and regard loneliness as freedom.

14. You are not there in the cold winter, but who are you when the flowers bloom in the spring?

15. There is only one way to refuse tomorrow, and that is to die.

16. When a person is not on the same frequency as you, even if every word you say makes sense, he will not listen. Moreover, the more reasonable you say, the more annoying he will find you.

17. A person will never show his superiority just because he looks at the world with hatred. --Chateaubriand

18. No matter what, a person's depravity is always unforgivable. The more no one loves you, the more you must love yourself.

19. Many people always live with masks on. If they are worn for a long time, they will grow on their faces. If they want to take them off, they will have to tear their muscles and skin.

20. The truly wise men have their own opinions, stick to their inner justice and conscience in the face of adversity, do something and not do something on the road of life, and never give up the nobility deep in their souls. .