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At least fart in a jingle

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Sorry, toast and fart, it stinks!

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Farting warms the bed, smoking warms the heart.

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You fart, the world is shaking, such a tall building collapses to the ground, and such a thick steel pipe collapses so thin, which is really a good thing.