Honey, tell me something funny.

Talking about her husband's jokes, happiness means that your husband is with you when you are afraid of the dark, not with that TV set. Happiness is that when you are angry, your husband will be your punching bag. Let me show you a simple look at her husband's jokes.

My husband says 1 1, so I won't miss you, envy the opposite sex around you, lose confidence and fighting spirit, and suffer losses. If only I couldn't love you.

2, love fire, still don't rekindle, rekindle, those good memories of the past, will also go up in smoke. If we don't get together, maybe I will stay with him with deep thoughts until my body rots; However, at this moment, I hate him. All the good days are gone forever.

There is a saying that liking someone doesn't mean owning him/her, but I don't think so. I would rather not like him than take the time to forget him.

Some people say that when you miss someone, look up at the moon. If the moon turns blue, it means that the person you miss is thinking of you. I can expect the moon to turn blue every day.

5, the origin of the edge, the edge is thick and thin, which is beyond our control. What we can do is to cherish the short time when karma met.

6. Choose the person who makes you happy for the rest of your life, not the one you have to try to please.

7. Good love wins the time of war, can stand the fleeting time, can stand the departure, and can stand the miss.

8. What a woman wants all her life, that's all.

9. I am not greedy. I just hope that our friends are still like that, and we can be together in the future. It has nothing to do with money, fame and fortune, drinking and eating meat in a big bowl, and forgetting the pain if you can be chic and happy. When I am old, I will hug each other and recall the past and look at each other at dusk.

10, I believe that people who really care about me will not be taken away by others. Whether it is friendship or love.

1 1, I know that life is not a fairy tale, so I don't want a fairy tale ending, I just want an imperfect but true love story. The protagonist of the story: me and you.

12. To the world, you are only one person! To me, you are a world!

Never frown even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

14, deep affection is a burden I can't bear, and love words are just occasional lies.

15, some people are destined to wait for others, and some people are destined to be waited.

Husband is very funny. 2. I quarreled with my wife at night. Later. The wife said: Husband, go to sleep. I was still angry: my husband died. Then my wife was so angry that I had no temper at all: handsome boy. My husband is dead. Are we okay?

It is no problem for girls to go shopping hand in hand with girls. Boys and boys are just stirring up the base; It's okay for girls to kiss girls. Boys and boys are just stirring up the base; It's okay for girls to call their husbands or wives. Boys and boys are just stirring up the base; It's no problem for girls to sleep in the same bed with girls. Boys are gay. To sum it up. Now this world. As long as two men show up together Is to stir up the base.

3. The husband is the fastest to become a philosopher. Wife becomes an economist the fastest. Mother-in-law is the fastest to become a strategist

I have an appointment with my boyfriend to meet at the gate of the park. I will be there. I saw that he was already waiting for me. I pretended to be surprised and said: Hey. Where is your wife? Business trip? It happens that my husband is not here today. Let's go Come to my house tonight! At this time. An old lady next to us frowned and stared at us.

My wife is dressed beautifully today. An old man selling strawberries stared at it for a long time. The wife is very proud. She said, the strawberry seller has been watching me! Am I attractive today? Husband disagrees: Really? The way that old man looks at you. It seems that you didn't pay for what you bought yesterday!

6. Summer. My face is tanned. I told my husband more than once that I wanted to buy a private car. At night. I tentatively said to my husband: I go to work by bike every day. I have been sunburned into briquettes; It's too crowded by bus. I still want to buy it for my husband, so I quickly took it over and said, buy it if you want! A sun hat doesn't cost much. Don't discuss with me.

7. The most embarrassing thing for a man is that his wife drinks too much and pesters friends. The most embarrassing thing for a woman is that her husband's friend is drunk and pestering herself.

8. Wife: Husband! I haven't eaten fried rice with eggs for a long time. Can you stir-fry a bowl for me? Husband: OK. Let me light the fire for you. How many eggs do you want? Wife: Add as much as you have. Husband; Rogue! You are such a scoundrel!

9. Attention: limited edition greetings! The temperature difference varies greatly. Don't catch a cold and take care of your husband. It's nice to have the warmth of a wife. Single comrades, please protect yourself. What are you busy with at the weekend?

10, the couple divorced for their children. The wife said confidently: The baby came out of my stomach. Of course it belongs to me! Husband said: joke! This is complete nonsense. Can the money withdrawn from the ATM go to the ATM? No one inserted the card! ? 16, just came out from a friend's house. I saw his pants unzipped. So he reminded me that your door was open.

1 1, every night before going to bed. Remember to say good night to his wife. But before she says good night to you. Because when she's alone. Need you by her side. Instead of letting her sleep alone.

12, wife: chicken. Come and play with uncle! Husband: Your skin itches again, doesn't it? Wife: Hey. It's really impressive. Uncle, I just like a girl who looks like a man like you! Husband is speechless in an instant

13, my husband taunted me: Your hair is tied up like a kitchen appliance-a pot-washing brush. I glanced at the documents offered by my husband. Laugh at him: yours is not like a brush. But it is also very similar to kitchen utensils. My husband asked with wide eyes, what electrical appliances? Me: steel ball!