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1. I once dreamed of traveling. The most beautiful thing is not the morning sun, sunset, whistling sea breeze and dusk rain, but you.

Second, cats like fish instinctively, and fish like water instinctively, just as I like you instinctively.

Iii. Like Fibonacci series, the longer you don't repeat and stop, the longer you stretch. This is my miss for you.

Fourth, time is quiet, you talk; The trickle of water is with you in the year; Prosperous, you are old.

5. You are the Chu River under Liangshan Mountain. It is difficult to cross the river without a boat, which is also a China song in my Chu Ci. No solution, no madness.

6. I am human. I grew up in the world, but compared with you, the world is far from brilliant.

There are spring and autumn in your eyes, which is better than all the mountains and rivers I have ever seen.

Worse things have happened in this world, but because I met you, I saw the best.

It's my fault that I took you to heart without your consent. But it's your fault that you walked into my heart without my permission.

Ten, the years are quiet, and I really want to grow old with you, neither too fast nor too slow.

It's disgusting to tease your girlfriend's vulgar love words.

It's disgusting to tease my girlfriend's earthy love story-1.10 strike up a conversation, 100 good night, 1000 chat, 10000 nonsense, just for one day in the wedding hall, I would like to hear a sentence.

2. "I can't finish eating every day. Do you know why? " Why? "Because I always want to leave one for you."

3. "Do you know? We are both too much. " "How?" "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated."

Do you know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Stone? No, it's you. ...

I like you not only because of your appearance, but also because of who I am with you.

6. "Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me?" What? "The Tang Priest wants to learn from the scriptures, and I want to marry you."

7. Good things like to share with others, and better things just want to hide, such as you.

8. What happened to "I will change"? "I liked you from the beginning, and later I liked you more and loved you more."

9. "Are you good at holding dolls?" "No" "Then how did you catch my heart?"

10. I still want to be like you, like when I was a child, I never looked at the date when I ate spicy strips.

1 1. "When are you getting married?" Don't worry, let it be. "Go back to get married this year. I am natural, so let it be. "

12. "I feel dizzy at the sight of you recently." "Why?" "Because love makes people dizzy."

13. "Facing you, I am not only considerate, but also considerate."

14. If I can be with you, I would rather let all the stars in the sky fall, because your eyes are the brightest light in my life.

15. "Do you know what day it was yesterday?" "What day?" "That was the day when I loved you."

16. "Shall we go for a drink?" "What wine to drink" and "Our wedding"

17. Stop eating candy and kiss me. My mouth is sweeter.

18. "Do you know? There are three kinds of people in this world. Good people and bad people are not bad people. " "What kind of person are you?" "I am your man."

19. Guess my seat? Aquarius is wrong. I made it for you.

20. "I like fruit. Do you know what I like to eat? " "Litchi?" "Wrong, of course, you are happy."

Teasing his girlfriend's earthy love story 2 2 1, it's disgusting. The sky is blue and the sun is round. I hope you are mine.

22. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, I am a brush, you don't love me, I commit suicide.

23. If only I could be invisible, I would hide in your pillow, in the December wind and in your pocket.

24. Do you know what my weakness is? Your shortcomings.

25. I think you are like a game "My World".

26. There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

27. Life is so long, I need a companion to lie, gather together a table and spend the rest of my life together, and that person can only be you.

28. A good girl like me will never know who she lost.

29. "Hey, do you know what it feels like to have the wind pouring into your chest?" "No, I don't know, because it was you who came in."

30. My mouth is sweet because my heart is sweet, and my heart is sweet because you are inside.

3 1. "Actually, I am a recidivist." "What recidivist?" "In the matter of liking you"

You look malnourished. I suggest you eat me.

33. "Are you tired?" "No." "But you've been running around in my head all day."

34. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" "What wine?" "Always with you"

35. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but since I met you, I am willing to turn this cemetery into a garden.

36. "Which hurts the most when you hit your head with an iron bar or a wooden stick?" Of course, my head hurts the most "No, my heart hurts the most."

37. "I, I like a person" and then "then he sent me one and then"

38. I was born in the south, grew up in the south, grew up in your hands, and finally went to a different place.

I asked you why you like you, and the answer was that I thought of growing old with you. Because I can't pull myself out of your life, I like that you can't be spontaneous or even stupid.

40. "This selfie is really ugly." Well (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... "It's not as good as one tenth of your own."

Teasing his girlfriend's earthy love story 3 4 1 disgusting. "I have a little hypoglycemia recently." "What's the matter?" "Because it's been too long."

42. The first time I saw you was the most beautiful encounter in my life. Making a promise with you is the most eternal scenery in my plain years.

43. I like being bored with you. It's not that there will always be endless topics to talk about together, but I won't feel embarrassed even if I don't talk.

44. I hope I can grow old with you unexpectedly, even if there are more twists and turns along the way, I just want to end up with you.

45. What do you want, sir? I want to open your heart.

46. What do you mean, "Your existence is like air"? "I can't live without you"

47. I am really a playboy. I like you and everyone.

48. "What should I do if there is a fire? Huh? Where? " When I saw you, my heart began to burn. "

49. "Do you know what I like to eat?" "What?" "I want to look at you stupidly."

50. "shout. Do you know what I'm doing? " Blow and I care about you

5 1. I think I am a playboy. I like the way you look every day.

52. "Life belongs to life, ideals to ideals, and reality to reality." What are you talking about? "I want to say that you are mine."

53. May on earth means thinking of you day and night.

54. I am very stingy. Besides you, strawberries, chocolates, ice cream cakes, milk, yogurt and soda can win my heart.

55. "I learned to walk twice in my life." Which two times? "Once when I was a child, once when I came to see you that day."

56. "Can you watch your step in the future?" "I have to bump into my heart."

57. "I want to change my avatar." What kind? "You are like this."

58. If I want to, my new love is you and my old love is you. Spring breeze is you, summer night is you. When you wake up after drinking tea, you are drunk. If I don't want to, even if there are beautiful scenery, you are a talented person and a beautiful woman, I just won't listen.

59. "If people have tails, it's a bit embarrassing to say so. Because when I'm with you, I think I can't help wagging my tail. "

60. Elephant's nose, panda's eyes, bird's wings, snail's shell, my you.

Honey, you are everything to me.

I remember listening to an old song "Hand in Hand" and being moved by the melody in the song. The song sings: Because I love your love, I dreamed of your dream, so I am sad for your sadness and happy for your happiness. At midnight, the slow melody reminds me of the person I love.

I remember when we met, we were both beautiful. I write poems for flowers, and you are comfortable with poems. In the south of the south, it is as gorgeous as a flower. At that time, you and I were like water.

After a blur of snow, can the texture between your fingers be traced by me?

So, in those hasty farewells, I was wondering when you would come back to meet me. Because I love your love, in that winter without fairy tales, I am just the thread of the wind, and I cry when I think of it in the snow.

I didn't go home last night.

Do you still remember me? Do you still have my shadow? Do you still remember me in the light sentences between pens?

Because I love your love, I am in Jiangnan poetry, listening to that old song, drinking red wine and loving you. I can't do it myself.

Maybe we are all lonely people.

Perhaps, we have all experienced ambiguity.

Without you, there seems to be no self.

Because I love your love, I sing love words with poetry and forget my attachment to the mountains and rivers outside the window. You are everything, everything is you.

If I can be with you again. I think I will be with you, listening to the most beautiful poem yesterday and holding your hand, just like the song sings. No matter what season, I am willing to accompany you and grow old with the years. Because I love your love, without you, I seem to have been separated from love for a century, and I can't breathe in pain. In love, in dreams, in my eyes, it's all you.

Poetic sentence: everything is when you are here, and everything is you when you are not.

1. I never gave up loving you, but I changed from being strong to being silent.

I was a little excited when I first met you, and I stole a look at you.

Fate means meeting the right person at the right time.

4. Some people look at it for 10,000 years as soon as they meet; Some heart, once started, flowing water under the bridge.

We should learn to be grateful. He's here. I love him. That's enough.

6. I deeply believe that there will be a person who will try his best to fall in love with all of me.

7. Your heart can choose to love me or not, while my heart can only choose to love you or love you more.

8. How many people will I love in my life? You are my favorite.

9. The world is big, and love is just around the corner. I'm leaving, please help yourself!

10. If you like, I will love you forever. If you don't like it, I will miss you forever.

1 1. Since when do you stop loving?

12. As long as people are separated, people who are familiar with each other will gradually alienate.

13. The so-called eternal love is from flower to flower, from beauty to white hair.

14. There is always a person who makes you willing to change for him regardless.

15. Jealousy is not the embodiment of single-minded love. Love is based on mutual trust, while jealousy means suspicion and dissatisfaction.

16. I look forward to every tomorrow with you. I know you are the key to my happiness.

17. Why are we together again? Make me love you. At least one person need not be too depressed.

18. You said that love may not last forever, so someone will be busy saying goodbye.

19. I love too much, so I am afraid of getting hurt; Love too much, so I am willing to be hurt; Love too much, so it's easy to miss love.

20. If you love each other, join hands to grow old together; If you miss it, you will be safe.