Tell me something funny about going to school

Funny talk about going to school

It hurts to breathe when I start school. It lives in all corners of my body, and it hurts to cut my hair, wear school uniforms and even see the teacher. The following sentences are carefully recommended by me. I hope you will like them!

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1. Don't talk to me about starting school, which will hurt my feelings.

2. If we don't get crazy, we will start school.

3. I love everything that can hurt me.

4. When you are injured, I will always be there.

5. Wait for the release of the large-scale disaster film "School Opening".

6. A few nights before the start of school ... lights are everywhere!

7. Don't say I've changed, just say you're bored.

8. Generally, a few nights before school starts, there are almost thousands of lights!

9. I have tried to keep laughing, but my tears will still fall.

1. The progress of homework will never catch up with the progress of school.

11. God! Give me a handsome man as my deskmate at the beginning of school.

12. In the teacher's mouth, we are always the worst students!

13. ipartment, if you don't come out, we will start school.

14, school, you can get my people but not my heart.

15. The summer vacation is over, so it's time to get ready for the winter vacation!

16. Before I know it, I'm going to start school again.

17. Girls who want to start school are puppy love girls.

18. You don't have to study next semester. I bombed the school!

19. On the first day of school, there will always be a bunch of people dressed like blind dates.

2. School is about to start, and my summer homework is still in vain.

21. Starting school is a breathing pain, and it lives in all corners of my body ~~~

22. On September 1st, China will broadcast a bitter story called "Starting School".

23, haha! School is finally starting! I can't wait! Ah ha ha!

24. I can't learn, have fun, sleep uneasily, and eat too much.

25. "What hurts more than the person you love doesn't love you" and "School is about to start"

26. When school starts, my waist is not sore; The leg doesn't hurt anymore; Even my heart stopped beating ~

27. I haven't studied for a long time, and I'm hesitant to read, and I'm even moved.

28. Toss a coin, head to the Internet, tail to sleep, and stand up for class.

29. I fell in love with the summer vacation, but my mother broke us up when she started school.

3. Are you in a bad mood? Just go to the school gate and kick a bike? Kick one row backwards.

31. The electricity bill for each household should be very expensive in the first three days of school. Keep the lights on to catch up on your homework!

32. Before you know it, it will be August. Tell you a ghost story: school is about to start!

33. School is about to start. School, you can get my people, but you can't get my heart!

34. Children who don't want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no partners at school.

35. It's not a ghost story to start school. Are you scared? Don't you go to school as usual?

36. If you want to blow up the school, please remember that you are not fighting alone.

37. When I think about starting school, I feel the pain of Wenchuan earthquake and Zhouqu mudslide!

38. Teacher, I have feelings for my summer homework. Can you not take it away?

39. Every time the school starts, I think about studying hard this semester. The same children's shoes are pink! !

4. It is said that children who don't want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no partners at school.

41. A man will never refuse any woman who feels good, even if he has a woman.

42. School is about to start, and now those who read textbooks feel like this-whatever, what is this.

43. Students, although I am not at school, I will miss you. Students should study hard! Don't forget me.

you know, even if the city is flooded by heavy rain, we have to go back to school on time when school starts.

45. "I will be gay friends with whoever talks to me first at the beginning of school." "Then you and the teacher should be gay friends."

46. When school starts, my waist is no longer sore. My leg doesn't hurt, my stomach doesn't swell, and my heart doesn't jump ...

47. School begins! Friends, we can play together now! Think about how happy we used to be together!

48. School started. I wanted to start a school. It's very simple. I didn't know there were so many oolong goals ... sweat ...

49. Now I just spend too much money ... I must have spent a lot of money ... in the first month of school.

5. "I'll tell you a horrible thing", "I'm not so bold as a novel", "I'm about to start school" and "Ah, ah, ah, ah ~ it's horrible"

51. The sentence that everyone just started school must be: "I must study hard this semester".

52. It's time to start school. In Fang Zizhou's words, who agreed to start school? Do you have any proof that we took the summer vacation?

53. If you have military training, it will be sunny. If you have a holiday, it will be rainy; If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts.

54. Adults always say, don't talk to me about money, it hurts your feelings. I just want to say, don't talk about starting school with me. Talking about starting school hurts feelings.

55. "Turn off the holiday mode and officially turn on the Xueba mode!" "Sorry, your configuration is too low to enable this function."

56. Someone even said that I wear eye shadow, which is too insulting to my dark circles. School will start soon, so don't you catch up on your homework.

57. Starting school is a breathing pain. It lives in all corners of my body. It hurts to cut my hair, wear school uniforms and even see the teacher. Tell me something funny about school 2

1. Do you know a story? The story will be that school will start in a few days, and the devil's day is coming. Alas, there is a nightmare called: School will start soon!

3. I just started school for a week, and I feel exhausted.

4. Tell you a ghost story, school is about to start.

5. Tell you a ghost story. School is about to start.

6.zgg: A few nights before school starts. Thousands of lights!

7. Children who don't want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no object at school

8. Do you know why the holiday is so short? Because there is no morning in the holiday. Do you know why it is so long after school starts? Because it's

9. It's not a little defensive, and it's not a little worried. You started school like this, which brought me tragedy in my summer vacation.

1. God, please give me an amazing deskmate when school starts! ! !

11. If we don't get crazy, we'll start school

12. When I think of starting school, I'm the first two big ones

13. Who agreed to start school? ! Is there any evidence that we took the summer vacation?

14. School starts tomorrow. Ah ~ what a painful realization. Summer vacation was all I had. Funny talk about school 3

1. One by one, isn't it that I haven't finished my homework at the beginning of school, as for it? I have no idea what homework is.

2. I am happy to think that I will change from an old woman in grade three to a primary school girl in grade one.

3. School is about to start. You can get my body at school, but you can't get my heart. I'm telling you, you are barely happy!

4. The large-scale disaster film "Opening School" will be released simultaneously in cities all over the country.

5. Please give me a handsome deskmate who is good at times and bad at times, cute when playing cheap, and proficient in mathematics, physics and chemistry.

6. I wish I could start school on February 29th, once every four years.

7. when school starts, everyone dresses like a blind date, and the expression on their faces is like mourning!

8. From pajamas to jeans and canvas shoes, from long hair to correct ponytail, from space brushing to reciting texts, from full WiFi to full courses, yes, the school has started.

9. I finally know why these people have lost sleep recently. They must be scared silly by the start of school.

1. The shortest distance in the world is from vacation to school; The farthest distance in the world, from school to holiday!

11. I'll count with my fingers. No, it's time to start school.

12. It hurts to breathe when starting school, to think about it, to do homework, and to go to school.

13. Shortly after the start of school, a friend in the Foreign Languages Institute told me that there are many boys and girls in many majors, and their classes are miserable, just two men. What's worse, those two men are in love ...

14. I hope that when the school starts, the teacher will say, "Come as soon as you come, what homework do you bring? Really, you are so welcome!" .

15. "What do you wear at the beginning of school?" "Down jacket." "..."

16. Summer homework: Tomorrow will be another day. There are so many tomorrows. Since there are so many, it is better to put them off. Then-school begins.

17. I have always suspected that those students who haven't heard from each other during the summer vacation will learn to appear as high-profile schoolmasters.

18. "When are you the quietest?" "Meet the teacher at school, meet the male god on the playground, meet relatives at home, and meet strangers in Lu Yu." Tell a funny story about school 4

1. Tell you a ghost story, and school will start in less than days

2. Summer vacation is a beauty, so school will try its best to take her away from us.

3. Who wants to make teachers all over the world extinct on the first day of school

4. The school is about to start, but those who get me can't get my heart ...

5. I really don't know what the first deskmate will be like after school starts ...

6. The large-scale disaster film "School Start" will be shown all over the country on September 1.

7. I really hope that the school will start on February 29th, once every four years!

8. The large-scale disaster film "School Begins" will be released simultaneously in cities all over the country in September.

9. I fell in love with my summer vacation, but my rival's summer homework has been bothering me. My mother-in-law doesn't like me after school, and she wants to break up with me in the summer vacation. I'm so sad.

1. There is nothing to look forward to when school starts, and that's all: Mid-Autumn Festival → National Day → Winter Holiday. ;