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Nanjing love story

1. Nanjing Nanjing

In the summer vacation of my freshman year, I woke up and was transferred to Nanjing.

Due to the transfer of Lao Su's work, their family will move to Nanjing to take root again. After doing ideological work for half a month, Joni Aho still exchanged a word: I can stay in Xi 'an by myself, so you can go with Lao Su.

However, resistance is invalid. When I woke up the next day, I was left on the train leaving Xi with a pile of luggage.

The green leather train runs slowly along the track, and the melancholy of the 16-year-old boy is getting stronger and stronger in the long sound of the train. After all, it turns sadness into appetite. At noon that day, I woke up and ate four barrels of instant noodles. Lao Su patted his son who was stuffed like a hamster and said, "Don't worry, Dad has money, even if it's ten dollars a barrel, I can afford it for you."

Awakening is more melancholy.

Along the way, Lao Su looked at the scenery outside the window in a good mood and took many photos with Joni Aho. When I woke up, I had a mean comment about what I didn't get. Old Su didn't care, just thought he was rebellious in adolescence.

Until the train stopped in Zhengzhou, Lao Su used to get off and smoke. When he came back, he found that the awakened person was gone. He asked her, "Where is that boy?"

"Maybe I went to the toilet." Aho was too busy adding filters to his photos to look up.

Lao Su searched the toilets of the whole train and suddenly felt something was wrong.

Fortunately, the green leather train is slow and there are many stops. Lao Su decided to get off and go back to wake up. He bought a high-speed rail ticket and was the first to wake up and return to Xi 'an's home.

So I woke up and finally flew to Nanjing with Lao Su.

"You have the ability to jump." On the plane, old Sue gloated at waking up and said.

"If I were a bird, I would."

Summer in Nanjing is hot and humid. When I woke up, I wore a T-shirt with Barcelona printed on it, combed a hairstyle like a chicken nest that had been tossed for two days, and stood in front of the whole class to introduce myself: "Hello, everyone, my name is Wake-up, Wake-up Sue. You can call me Allen when you wake up."

Teacher Wang, the head teacher, pointed to an empty seat on the edge of the classroom and said, "It's just that you won't come these days. Please sit next to it. He is the monitor of our class. You can ask him anything. " Wake up and follow the teacher's hand. It's a boy with small white eyes. Bird smiled politely at him, woke up with an arrow and sat down next to him.

Just sitting down and stuffing the schoolbag into the drawer at random, the round-faced boy sitting in the front row of awakening turned to talk to him: "classmate, where are you from?" His eyes rolled as he spoke. Seeing that he woke up, he quickly reconciled: "My name is Land Rover."

Wake up and look at his appearance, and come to the conclusion that he doesn't look very smart.

"I'm from Xi 'an, Xi 'an."

"Give money!" Patted my deskmate's shoulder: "Ah Fu, Yue, look at what I said! I tell you, he is not a local! "

"fuck." The man named Ah Fu and Yue scolded, and reluctantly took out five yuan and handed it to Land Rover.

"That what, his name is Ah Fu, Yue, my deskmate, this is Ruiyuan, just introduced by Teacher Wang, I am Land Rover. Just call me all right, thank God of Wealth. " Land Rover kept kissing with money, and did not forget to dig at Ah Fu and Yue: "Teacher Wang is very angry." I was so angry that Ah Fu and Yue turned their heads back.

Byrd didn't speak until Land Rover mentioned him. He smiled at Awakening with a good temper and a Zhang Shanliang face. "Hello."

"Hello." Wake up just want to say something, the bell rang.

The curriculum of the new school is similar to that he studied in An 'an, that is, during the break, Land Rover at his front desk would turn around and talk to them, either pulling the birds to roar and laugh wildly, making them laugh their heads off, or quarreling with Ah Fu and Yue, occasionally asking to wake up and chat. From what's delicious in the canteen to Wang Zhengliang, the class teacher, it seems that his hair is missing again today. Land Rover exaggeratedly gesticulated, and his forefinger circled overhead: "I told you.

His voice is loud and neutral, mixed with some unscrupulous ridicule. Bird doubled up with laughter and his eyes narrowed into two crescent moons. Land Rover wanted to continue his description, but suddenly he felt a pain in his arm. He just cursed: "Ah Fu, Yue, what are you doing! Is it sick! " I saw Wang Zhengliang sticking his head out: "Land Rover, come out."

Wake up and put your hands behind him silently, praying for many blessings.

"Hey, I said, how long has he been in this state?" Wake up and look at the tragic back of Land Rover, and turn to talk to the bird.

"Nothing, his mental state is worthy of attention ..." Bird leaned back lazily, his hands in the pockets of his school uniform. "But he's fine. I like playing with him very much."

Awakening to support his head, he smiled: He only thought that this boy squinted and smiled funny, giving him an inexplicable affection, which made people think of Doby: "You are the monitor, who else do you like to play with?"

"Yes. I have a good relationship with everyone. "

Bird still smiled and his eyes sparkled. "You mix with me, and I'll take care of my new classmates."

Wake up after hearing this, unconvinced put his hand behind his head, "inquire about the elder brother's position in Xi 'an, who and who mix? I take care of you. "

Bird was not angry when he heard this, but he still smiled. He raised his face slightly and stared at awakening. He opened his eyes wide and said with an innocent expression, "But this is Nanjing."

I woke up and looked at the innocent and lovely face of the bird, and I didn't know what to say for a moment.

He has lived for sixteen years and always has a glib tongue, which is one of the few times when he is speechless.

Hello 07 13

At the moment when the bell rang for the last class in the morning, Ah Fu and Yue suddenly looked up like frightened birds for four classes, and the whole person's mental outlook suddenly took on a new look, as if they had not slept all morning. He turned to Bird and shouted, "Let's go to dinner." Then I looked around and sighed, "Are you with me?"

I woke up and touched his head. I don't know why I feel that Ah Fu and Yue seem to hate themselves, but he didn't refuse. He followed Byrd slowly.

Land Rover is still immersed in the grief of being taught a lesson by Wang Zhengliang. It's rare that he didn't bicker with Ah Fu and Yue along the way, nor did he pull a bird to giggle. He silently followed at the end of the line, muttering for a while that he wanted to eat more chicken legs.

Very not easy through the bustling crowd came to the front of the canteen, three people didn't go to rob rice, but stood at the door, puzzled, "what are you doing? I want to eat! "

The bird patted him on the shoulder: "Wait for big brother, be patient."

"What ..." When I woke up, an English sentence turned eighteen sounds.

"You will know in a moment, Brother Chu Sheng, meet him." Land rover is next to the intimate explanation.

Ah Fu and Yue rolled their eyes: "If you are hungry, go and eat by yourself, and we will have a baby."

Wake up: "Why does he hate me so much ... Where did I get him ... It won't be because of the five dollars in the morning ..."

Fortunately, their so-called Chen Chusheng didn't come too late. He stood there smiling with his guitar on his back, which was quite different from the image of the big brother who had been awake for a long time.

"With this physique, I am still the eldest brother ..." Wake up muttered something in a low voice, but the bird caught me red-handed: "Brother Sheng is very powerful, don't believe it."

Wake up and shrug: "Who cares?"

Is a growing high school student. After killing five people, the canteen is like five hungry wolves. Even though the food in the canteen was not so satisfactory, everyone bowed their heads and ate two bowls of rice, except Land Rover who ate three bowls.

"Come, introduce, this is our eldest brother, Chen Chusheng." After dinner, Land Rover swept away the haze of being scolded in the morning and introduced it lively.

"Hello. My name is Awakening. "

"Brother, do you think he can do it? Are you satisfied? " Bird smiled as he wiped his mouth with a tissue.

"Don't worry about dissatisfaction, just him." Land Rover interrupted, "I can't find anyone else."

"I object." Ah Fu and Yue's mouths are full of rice, and their objections are sticky.

"Then find me someone else and you can come at night." Zhang gave Ah Hu and Yue an eye knife.

Ah Fu and Yue raised their hands and made a gesture of surrender.

"Listen to you." Chen Chusheng is in charge.

"So, what are you doing?" Woke up confused.

"Can you play LOL? We are good friends who can play games. " The bird looked awake and looked forward to it.

Looking at the little eyes that the bird looked forward to, he was really embarrassed to say no when he woke up. He nodded stiffly. "Well, yes."

"Don't go after school!" Land Rover suddenly stepped on the chair in the canteen with one leg, and his index finger stretched out to point to awakening. "See you at the Internet cafe!"

The other four people bowed their heads silently, trying to pretend that they didn't know him.

I really didn't leave after school. Bird Land Rover insisted on pulling him into the league ceremony. Although he felt childish when he woke up, he still looked at Bird with a serious face. He put up with it and swallowed the well-meaning words.

Ah Fu and Yue, as always, looked unconvinced.

"This ~ a ~ bye ~" Land Rover dragged a long tail on every word and was about to kneel on the ground when he woke up.

The four of them knelt on the ground like psychopaths and became sworn brothers, which attracted the attention of the students next to them.

"Congratulations, you are a member of our 07 13." Bird patted himself awake and smiled brightly.

"What 07 13?" I still feel confused when I wake up.

Ten minutes later, he realized that it was the black Internet cafe behind the school gate. The tattered signboard was scrawled with several big characters-0713.

Wake up and help your forehead.

After entering the door, I found Chen Chusheng already sitting inside waiting for them. Seeing the puzzled expression of awakening, Bird leaned in his ear and explained, "Big Brother skipped the evening self-study in Senior Two and came early."

Wake up: "... big brother is big brother."

Although Awakening is good at many things, he is still not so confident about e-sports games. He opened the game login account and felt a little uneasy. After all, he has been pretending to be B for so many years. What if he makes a fool of himself for a while? In particular, I don't know why, but he doesn't want to appear that he is not very good at Bird at present.

But he immediately dismissed this question.

Land Rover shook him like crazy: "Diamonds! He is a diamond! "

Waking up just wanted to say that he was modest in Ann's original school, but he saw Bird jumping up and down like crazy with a Land Rover in his hand: "Saved! Saved! "

He looked at the computer screens of four people next to him:

[[Birdman: Unyielding Silver]

[Don't be a big brother for many years: glory gold]

I just want to sing to you: unyielding silver.

[Hu Ji: Brave brass]

"... then why do you ... insist? "Woke up to feel big. This is why people are addicted to food.

"Oh, never mind, just drive faster." Ah Fu and Yue suddenly came to the spirit: "You will be the big brother in the future, wake up."

"We haven't won since Ji Jie left, and the fourth row is always scolded by the fifth person. Fortunately, you are here. " The bird stared at the waking eyes, revealing a row of small white teeth. "I didn't expect you to be so powerful."

Awakening was a little uncomfortable when he saw it, and he turned his head and said nothing.

"I'll play the trumpet and line up with you."

"Thank you for waking up!" Land Rover runs happily in the Internet cafe. Chen Chusheng, who has always been taciturn, rarely put in a word: "Why don't you be the big brother?"

Wake up, interested: "that's still not dare."

With the awakening, the situation did not improve quickly. After all, it is still difficult for one person to tow four submarines. After Ah Fu and Yue sent the fifth head, Land Rover finally couldn't stand it: "Ah Fu and Yue, will you play ad in the end?"

"That you would give me milk! Run when you fucking come! "

Bird played hard, but limited by technical problems, he made eight starts at the beginning.

I woke up and suddenly regretted joining this group. He couldn't help asking, "Do you believe in Buddhism?"

Chen Chusheng: "No."

Land Rover: "I believe in Christ."

Bird: "…"

Ah Fu and Yue: "I don't believe it."

Wake up: "Then you! tmd! Why not kill people? "

On my first day in Nanjing, I was very tired.

3. About Lao Wang

Chinese class is the most boring course. Every time I wake up from Chinese class, I sleep soundly. Wang Zhengliang's voice is the most beautiful lullaby in the world.

His deskmate Bird is in sharp contrast with him. As the monitor appointed by the class teacher, he sits up straight in every class, that is, his eyelids are fighting. But his eyes are so small that no one can tell if he is sleeping.

As for Ah Fu and Yue? He never wakes up in any class.

The most active student in the class is Land Rover. Every time Wang Zhengliang asks a question, he raises his hand. For example, when talking about protecting animals that day, Wang Zhengliang wrote the word "Zhu" on the blackboard and raised his hand: "Teacher, what is this word pronounced?"

Wang Zhengliang: China's Chinese characters are very subtle. If you don't know them, you can consider reading his voice. A scholar can read half of it. "

Teacher Wang's speech may be too subtle and subtle, but the active Land Rover classmate quickly responded: "Teacher, I know! This word is pronounced' bird'. "

Wang Zhengliang pointed out the window: "Land Rover, get out."

Bird sitting in the back row woke up with a smile.

"Well, I said, why does Lao Wang always look down on me?" Land Rover returned to his seat in frustration, and he was even more upset when he saw Ah Fu and Yue eating spicy strips aggressively.

"Give me a bite."

"Buy it yourself." Ah Fu and Yue rolled their eyes.

"I don't think I blame Lao Wang for your problem." Byrd made an objective evaluation fairly.

"Please, how can you blame me? Isn't that what he said about reading half? Are you kidding? His own hair is almost half left. " Land Rover still can't get rid of the problem of speaking with affectionate voice, and he is as full of emotions as reading poetry.

"I have a hunch ... what about you?" Wake up and poke the bird next to you.

"To be honest, I have ..." Byrd muttered.

"3、2、 1….."

"Land Rover, come out." Lao Wang's black-rimmed glasses are shining with wisdom outside the classroom door.

"fuck." Land rover muttered in his heart.

Ah Fu and Yue silently ate another packet of spicy strips.

Although Lao Wang's lecture is boring, he still has many advantages. His humor has never been reflected in classroom teaching, but in the dribs and drabs of life.

For example, he likes singing in the toilet in the corner of the office building. Lao Wang usually keeps a low profile, but his singing is very moving, especially good at bel canto. When he is excited, he can fly a few keys. However, he is ashamed to show off, so he often hides in the toilet in the corner of the office building to hold a personal concert when the moon is dark and windy. From Pavarotti to Jay Chou, the song never stops.

It happened that there were rumors in the school at that time. It is always said that there are female ghosts in red skirts in the toilets of the teaching building, which scares many timid female students and causes the ladies' toilets in the teaching building to be terribly quiet for a long time.

Of course, Byrd was also scared. Although he claims to be a man, he always goes around to the office building next door to go to the toilet at night, so he is often laughed at by Ah Fu and Yue. But "I would rather believe it, but I don't believe it." Bird always comforted himself like this.

That night, as usual, Bird went to the toilet in the corner of the office building. He pushed for a long time, but the door still couldn't open. The bird is in a hurry, but it can't fly for a foot. When the door was opened, he seemed to see a female ghost hanging, with long black hair hanging down, making Bird kneel on the ground. At this time, I don't know where the damn bel canto bgm sounded: "Where has the time gone?" Ow? Huh? ~~~~~~"

"Ghost ahhh! ! ! "Bird escaped.

I woke up and passed by. I saw his ghostly expression and cold sweat hanging on his pale little face, so I asked him what was wrong. Bird shouted, "There is a female ghost who can sing bel canto in the toilet!" "

Wake up suddenly to the spirit: "What are you afraid of? Wake up and take you to catch ghosts! " "

So he woke up and went back to the toilet with the bird. Bird huddled behind him and pointed at him with his eyes closed: "You ... look, is that a female ghost's hair?"

"What, this is obviously a mop, you are dazzled."

After waking up, I grabbed the mop stuck to the door. "Let me see who is pretending to be a ghost!"

Bel canto bgm sounded at the right time.

Wake up and listen to the sound, and find a bathroom in the corner. He kicked the door and shouted, "Where to escape!" "

He commanded Byrd to turn on the light and waved a mop.

As soon as the light came on, I woke up and saw Wang Zhengliang's stunned face.

We still don't know what happened in the toilet that night.

All I know is that I wrote a 5000-word review in the toilet for the first time in my life.

4. Why is he the big brother?

Chen Chusheng is a legend in No.16 Middle School.

At the flag-raising morning meeting on Monday, I woke up, yawned and couldn't open my eyes. He suddenly heard a deja vu voice on the national flag stage, and his spirit suddenly perked up. "Wocao, isn't this Chen Chusheng?" Awakening pupil earthquake

So he just returned to work and woke up, pulling the bird and asking Chen Chusheng if he had a twin brother.

"No, that's Brother Sheng." Bird shook off his awake hand. "What don't you believe?"

"Is he the first in the grade?" Wake up and confirm again and again.

"What's the matter? It's not a day or two to have a brother. " Bird covered his mouth with a bang. "You haven't heard the story of the hymn war teaching director."

The aroused curiosity was suddenly tempted to the extreme: "Go ahead."

Bird reached out and raised his eyebrows.

"A boiled Kanto." Wake up, I see.

Bird shook his head.

"Add two packs of spicy strips."

Bird still shook his head.

"Tomorrow night, it's my treat on the Internet." Wake up and grind your teeth.

"Deal." Bird's trick succeeded, smiling from ear to ear.

"What ... I think this person is very nice." Wake up and spit in my heart.

Things have to start from Chen Chusheng's freshman year.

There is a junior high school in No.16 Middle School, both of which are junior high schools, so we have known each other for a long time.

Chen Chusheng ranks first in the academic year from junior high school to middle school. Besides, he is quite feminine and can play a good guitar, which made him famous for a while and attracted all the junior middle school girls to see him.

Ah Hu and Yue's comments on this matter are: "A femme fatale."

At that time, there was an instructor named Long in high school. He thinks Chen Chusheng plays the guitar well, so he wants him to give a performance at an exchange party with other schools in a few days, and praise No.16 Middle School by the way.

Brother Sheng thought it would delay him playing games, so he refused.

Director Long is also an indomitable master. During this period, he made things difficult for his brother, but he just kept it in his face. Finally, he threatened to expel Chen Chusheng for not attending, and put him on the program list.

"And then what? Does he have to go there? " Wake up with one hand cupping his chin and feeling.

"Yes, and then Brother Sheng went to rehearsal." Bird pie pie, "but guess what? On the day of the final official performance, Brother Sheng ran away. After the stage curtain was finished, Chen Chusheng could not be found anywhere, and Director Long looked angry. " Bird said and gestured. "Later, there was no way, so I found an unlucky egg to top the bag."

"If I'm not mistaken, I should know that unlucky guy." Wake up.

"Well, it's Land Rover. He was completely unprepared and played badly, but he was happy. He said that he can finally play the guitar in front of so many people! " Bird laughed his head off when he remembered the scene. "So I became famous in World War I and became the man of the hour in our school."

After waking up, he frowned: "It's over, even worse than when I was in Xi 'an. "

"Oh, otherwise he would be a big brother." Bird looks very proud. "We all worship him."

"Then you don't consider worshipping me? I am also very influential in Xi. "

"Don't consider it." Byrd turned away in disbelief.

"But my position is a diamond." Wake up a face of smelly fart to show off, "Chen Chusheng is gold. You be my dog's leg, and I'll take you to fly next time. "

Byrd blinked, and after three seconds of inner torment, he resolutely chose to defect. After all, Chen Chusheng is a real dish. Another thing is that Guandong cooking is really delicious.

"Deal."

Wake up, proud tail is going to heaven. This small-eyed deskmate is really gullible.

5. About deskmate

I woke up bored one day and suddenly found a row of mysterious words written by black ink pen on my desk.

"Far away, what do you mean?" Zhang patted the bird at his deskmate.