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Sweet talk: you have a boyfriend, I only have one rival in love, and you have no boyfriend all over the world.

1, as long as I am lucky twice in life, once I meet you, once I walk to the end, I always forget to tell you how lucky I am to meet you.

I will never make a promise to any woman, and I have never done what I did for you to any woman. How different you are in my heart!

Maybe I have been absent for countless days now, which has made you lonely for a long time. But, I swear, I will take good care of you all my life!

I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will lead to tooth decay.

As long as you are always by my side, nothing else matters.

6. It's better to chat with me on a cloudy day in Karen Mok, a rainy day in Stephanie and a sunny day in Jay Chou.

7. You are an inch inside the fourth rib of my left chest, and they say it is the heart.

8. I like a person with five points, and I can't wait to show him off. People who have seven points of liking can only be shared with close relatives and friends. If you have someone you like very much, you don't want to talk about it. Hold it, hold a little happiness every day. Like a squirrel with nuts on its face.

9. Will you like me? If not, learn quickly.

10 I found you a liar, because I look much better than in the photo.

1 1. You have a boyfriend and I only have one rival in love. You don't have a boyfriend. The whole world is my rival in love.

13, maybe sometimes I am unreasonable, like playing tricks on you, opinionated, selfish and willful, which makes you feel very tired, so I don't ask you to love me, but let things change. For me, the most important thing is you. You are my only sun and will not change until the world is destroyed.

14, a lifetime is so long, one day you never know who will accompany you to the end. Sometimes you meet someone and think it's her, and then look back. In fact, she just gives you what you want in this way.

15, people who are willing to eat with you love to eat sweet and sour. People who want to see you have time when they are young. People who can talk to you will never think that you talk too much. People who spoil you will not laugh at you if they eat too much. People who love you will try their best to make you happy. People who want to take you home will come from the southeast and northwest. As long as they like you, you can do anything.

I want to find such a boyfriend.

1。 He has a special smell.

2。 It will look good when you smile.

3。 Say a gentle good night to me every night.

4。 You don't need to be smart.

5。 You can always touch my hair and pinch my face. Because that's the way to spoil me.

6。 Tell me all the unhappy things.

7。 Sometimes naive. Sometimes mature and steady.

8。 Can create many good memories for me.

9。 The hug is tight. But it won't hurt me.

0。 If I can meet you like this in the future.

1。 You can pick me up easily.

2。 Hold my hand tightly when crossing the road.

3。 We have the same hobbies.

4。 You can go to the Ferris wheel with me.

5。 Take me to every place with sea to watch the sunrise and sunset.

6。 Complain to me. Treat me like family.

7。 Even if what I cook for you is not delicious, I will say it is delicious. You must eat it all.

8。 Always makes me laugh.

9。 There is a self-evident tacit understanding.

0。 If I can meet you like this in the future.

1。 Be keen on me.

2。 Think of me as the most important woman in my life besides your mother.

3。 Point out what I did badly.

4。 You can call me a pig. Idiot. Idiot. Fool.

5。 Sometimes I have to say I'm smart.

6。 Tell me the story of your embarrassing childhood.

7。 Bring me a warm breath.

8。 I have an impulse to stay with you for a long time.

9。 They will wear each other's tokens. It won't be easy to win.

0。 If I can meet you like this in the future.

1。 Hug me when you are sad. I will always be by your side.

2。 Go shopping with me and choose clothes. Know my model.

3。 You can eat ice cream with me in the street.

4。 I just want to be you.

5。 Don't get too close to other girls. Forgive me for being a jealous and stingy woman.

6。 With deep eyes, you can always stare at me.

7。 Tell others at any time. I am yours.

8。 Although I have many shortcomings, you won't dislike me.

9。 I will always be the truest you in front of me without disguise and mask.

0。 If I can meet you like this in the future.

1。 I can't sleep at night and talk to me until my mouth is watering.

2。 Living in the softest corner of my heart.

3。 Sing to me.

4。 Show me all your good points. Let me know how great you are.

5。 Don't lie to me. I don't like being cheated.

6。 We will have a lovely dog. Although I am a little afraid of dogs, I still like dogs very much.

7。 Love me very much.

8。 Is a kind person. Cute. Simple and beautiful boy.

9。 Can see through everything about me. Pull all the thorns out of me.

0。 If I can meet you like this in the future.

I will hold you tight.

There is only one you in the world, how can I not cherish it?

They said I was sick, and only I knew that my illness was a person's name.

If you don't shout pain, you may not feel anything. No need, not necessarily not expected.

Sometimes you think the sky is falling, but in fact you are on the wrong side.

Some things are not that I don't understand, but that I don't want to say it and bury it in my heart.

I'm not waiting for the prince. I'm waiting for someone who can treat me like his princess.

Maybe I'm just a passer-by in your life, but you won't meet the second me

You gave me a tear, and I saw all the oceans in your heart.

Love you personally is not to get him, but to make her happy.

Nothing can't be let go. When the pain is complete, you will naturally let it go.

You are too heavy for me to put you down.

Life is not a one-way street, one road is impassable, you can turn.

Life is a kind of endurance, you should learn to support yourself.

Everyone has at least one dream. There is a reason to be strong.

Wake up, life is so simple, why be mean and make yourself so tired.

I waited and waited. I already care if I care.

You said you had plenty of time and asked me to wait for you. Sorry, I'm tired of waiting.

You are torturing my heart, torturing the heart that once loved you so much.

How many people are the same? They are too miserable to admit their cowardice.

It's not unnatural to be nice to yourself once in a while, steal a little lazy and smoke a little crazy.

It turns out that there is really nothing perfect enough for us to stick to with our lives.

I want to look lighter. Be gentle until you don't want to see it.

Don't care too much about some people, the more you care, the more humble you are.

A lot of things, tied to youth is beautiful, leaving youth is stupid.

Everyone has a mask, and behind it is what he tries to protect.

Loneliness is that there is no one in your heart. Loneliness is when someone in your heart is not around.

It's not the feeling of falling in love that makes me happy, but the feeling of falling in love with you that makes me happy.

I don't like you anymore You don't like me anymore.

I like you. I don't need a reason. Don't like you, everything is one reason.

Everyone who says he doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.

In fact, narcissists are very smart, because falling in love with themselves will never hurt.

When you treat different people in different ways, it's not politeness, but a mask.

Remember, as long as you don't kneel, you will never be shorter than others.

Learn to be yourself and gracefully let go of everything that doesn't belong to you.

Actually, I don't want to be alone, but I have to be alone.

Do you think that the more you accommodate a person, the more he pushes his luck?

My heart hurts again. You can be happy without me.

Happiness is not afraid of losing everything as long as you hold your right hand.

We always meet the best love at the age when we know the least about love.

It turns out that there is a kind of sadness that can only make people cry silently, but they can't cry aloud.

The heart always recovers when it is most hurt; Love always ends at the deepest time.

It takes only a moment to love you, but it takes a lifetime to forget you, even not enough.

When you really encounter difficulties, you will know that you are the only one standing with you.

In fact, there is jealousy in the friendship world, and its taste is no less than love.

Like a song, not like it itself, but miss someone through it.

I can like many people, or I can have a crush on some people, but I can only love one person.

Sometimes, stick to what you don't want to do most, and you can get what you want most.

Time makes deep things deeper and deeper, and makes shallow things shallower and shallower.

People can choose to give up, but they can't give up their own choices.

I admit that I am not strong, but I try to be brave again and again.

I won't leave anyone who tries to leave me

Once a person who loves to laugh starts to cry, he is heartbroken than anyone else.

No amount of promises can be made, and it is just a lie.

Finally, in my lifetime, I feel that life is worse than death.

What I used to care about, I have it now. I don't want what I didn't get before.

If we can meet again one day, will you tell me long time no see?

You walked into my heart, you must go out. How painful it is.

No heartless person has ever poured out his heart for a person.

Words themselves don't hurt people unless the person who said them is very important to you.

Thinking of you has gradually become a habit of mine, and this habit has nothing to do with you.

I open my eyes every morning and see you and the sunshine. This is the future I want.

There is only one you in the world, how can I not cherish it?

Close to you, close to pain, away from you, away from happiness. It's really tangled.

From strangers to lovers. From lovers to strangers.

Squat down and touch your own shadow: I'm sorry, I wronged you with me.

The best thing in the world is that I have grown up and you are not old.

I have never spent so much time, and I can't tolerate everything about you, including betrayal.

Promise and oath are unintentional.

When I was a child, I drew a clock on my hand. The hands have not passed, but time has not stopped.

We stabbed the most vulnerable heart with the most painful words.

When you are too tired, let yourself have a rest, but don't tell yourself that I can't.

Because we are no different, we look up at the same sky when it is dark.

I can only smile when I am sad or happy.

Just breathe like a child, but I can't find the oxygen that suits me.

Tagore said: My eyes are raining for her, but my heart is holding an umbrella for her. This is love.

What a woman cares about most is not how outstanding his looks are, but how much her man loves her.

I don't like the feeling of being far away, near, cold and hot.

Don't leave me there just because you know I will wait for you.

In this life, there is always someone who is always giving you a hard time, but you really want to live with him.

If you can find a reason to be sad, you will certainly find a reason to be happy.

I once passed by your heart, not because I didn't want to stay, but because you refused to take me in.

What kind of me can I piece together to satisfy all your love?

The person who smiles at you may not be really good to you, but crying in front of you is the true feelings for you!

There are two important directions in life: one is to go out and the other is to go home.

There is no absolute happiness in the world, only a heart that refuses happiness.

People who really love you don't say much about loving you, but do a lot of things that love you.

Sensitive people are very self-respecting and proud, but they also have feelings of inferiority.

The best trip in life is to find a long-lost touch in a strange place.

Life is like a journey, we are all travelers.

A despicable friend is far more terrible than an honest enemy.

In your eyes, I am a heartless person. No matter how you treat me, you won't feel my heart is hurting.

If we hadn't been together, we wouldn't be in such pain now.

Love says: There is only one you in the world, how can I not cherish it?

1. If you say you don't love me, I'll say I'm not you in my heart.

There is only one you in the world, how can I not cherish it?

Is there anyone you want to see, but you can't? Is there someone you want to love, but dare not?

4. When a man has cigarettes and beer, he has a story. When a woman is rich and beautiful, there will be tragedy.

5. I don't know when I started, but I have one more you in my heart.

6. I would rather have sad memories in my dreams than forget you clearly.

7. If you haven't experienced my business, you are not qualified to say my quality.

8. No text messages, no phone calls, no messages, no good morning and good night. Honey, you are really busy.