About the second crime, campus edition: I have heard many ways to lose weight, but I still live a fat life.

1. The ocean of suffering is endless. Do you want to get on my broken boat?

I envy you being with the person you like, unlike me, surrounded by people who like me.

The older generation plays with their brains, while the younger generation plays with chickens.

4. The so-called portrait of a couple is to take a couple apart.

5. Yue Lao, next time you help me pull the red line, can you change it to a steel wire? The red line is always fucking broken.

6. Everything is false, only poverty is true.

7. Principal, let's have a holiday. If terrorists come to school, those old men at the school gate can't resist at all!

8. Be a calm person, eat fatter, heavier and steadier.

I hope you can understand why I should scold you if I can hit you.

10. Thanks to those who beat me. Lying down is really comfortable.

1 1. Why doesn't Little Red Riding Hood have breasts? Because her grandmother was eaten by a wolf.

12. You said with a kitchen knife: You want to die with me. I accidentally saw the toy knife in your hand, and I was speechless.

13. Guagua is not sweet, but it doesn't matter. I just want some sauce.

14. I have gained weight recently. I'm sure I'm not stealing food, but keeping you in my heart.

15. Your singing is completely tone-deaf, so you might as well sing well at night.

16. I thought you came to me to confess, but you asked me for money.

17. Who says crows are as black as crows? In fact, they get worse every time.

18. Looking at those people who are more and more eccentric, I suddenly look forward to my future.

19. Every exam, the average score of the whole class will be in my hand.

20. There is no better place to plan your life than a quiet toilet. Don't try to call me out.

2 1. My biggest advantage is that I have a lot of money, and my biggest disadvantage is that I spend it too quickly.

To tell the truth, beautiful women are everywhere, but you may not find anyone as stupid as me.

23. None of the twinkling stars are sincere, but all are rubbish.

24. Your girl is wearing a high-pressure pot cover and a rag sack, calling herself Dong Fangbubai, but she is actually a pervert.

25. In the face of beauty, if there is danger, save it; if there is no danger, create danger, and then save it.

26. I have heard many ways to lose weight, but I am still fat enough to go through my life.

27. There is a kind of sadness that you can't find WIFI, and there is a kind of helplessness that the weekend passes too fast.

28. Fortunately, I am ugly and have never experienced your love and hate.

Regarding the exam, you said you liked me, but I don't think you like my paper.

30. We should be together, otherwise it would be cruel.

3 1. You say you are my friend, but I know that animals are indeed friends of human beings.

If you don't cherish me, I will tell you that I will wait for you in the next village after this village.

33. People can do everything except math when they are forced.

34. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant. Give you some charcoal and you can make a bomb.

As a foodie, eating doesn't mean I am hungry, just because my mouth is lonely.

36. If I can't see you again, can I paint your face red?

37. I said I was leaving that day, and you had to hold me, so you didn't pay me back.

38. Resist breast enhancement surgery and don't pollute the last safe milk source!

39. I am a big man, giving people the feeling of being a big brother: Wu Dalang, the big brother of Song Wu.

40. My years of edification in Tsinghua have shaped my cultural taste today: setting up a stall at the school gate in Tsinghua.

4 1. The English teacher said: Classmate, you have slept in one place for three years. It's time to change.

42. I just patted my wallet. Actually, it's nothing. I just hope it will swell up.

43. A beautiful skin is full of rules, and an interesting soul weighs 800 Jin.

44. I used to be young and aggressive, but now my youth is gone, so I am so aggressive.

45. It's really big breasts, and all kinds of smelly men add me.

46. I'm going to meet each other's parents tomorrow. I'm so nervous. After all, I hit his child first.

47. I miss you. I want to burn you with a cigarette butt. I want to put your head in the toilet.

48. Every time I watch you eat pork, I feel very sad. We are born from the same root, so why should we speculate with each other?

49. My position is not firm. I will play with whoever has big breasts. I can't help it I am such a person who goes with the flow.

50. The wind is really blowing so hard that I can't get a signal on my cell phone.

5 1. I admire people who can hold the whole game when playing games. I am different. I'm sorry about the whole game.

52. My future is a dream. What's more, I still have insomnia at the moment.

53. No one in this world can live without anyone. Even fish can be roasted without water.

54. The summer vacation is so long, you must find someone who can pick watermelons together.

55. You don't like me at all. You talk to me every day just to steal my expression pack.

Interesting talk: I've heard many ways to lose weight, but I'm still fat enough to go through my life.

1. The ocean of suffering is endless. Do you want to get on my broken boat?

I envy you being with the person you like, unlike me, surrounded by people who like me.

The older generation plays with their brains, while the younger generation plays with chickens.

4. The so-called portrait of a couple is to take a couple apart.

5. Yue Lao, next time you help me pull the red line, can you change it to a steel wire? The red line is always fucking broken.

6. Everything is false, only poverty is true.

7. Principal, let's have a holiday. If terrorists come to school, those old men at the school gate can't resist at all!

8. Be a calm person, eat fatter, heavier and steadier.

I hope you can understand why I should scold you if I can hit you.

10. Thanks to those who beat me. Lying down is really comfortable.

1 1. Why doesn't Little Red Riding Hood have breasts? Because her grandmother was eaten by a wolf.

12. You said with a kitchen knife: You want to die with me. I accidentally saw the toy knife in your hand, and I was speechless.

13. Guagua is not sweet, but it doesn't matter. I just want some sauce.

14. I have gained weight recently. I'm sure I'm not stealing food, but keeping you in my heart.

15. Your singing is completely tone-deaf, so you might as well sing well at night.

16. I thought you came to me to confess, but you asked me for money.

17. Who says crows are as black as crows? In fact, they get worse every time.

18. Looking at those people who are more and more eccentric, I suddenly look forward to my future.

19. Every exam, the average score of the whole class will be in my hand.

20. There is no better place to plan your life than a quiet toilet. Don't try to call me out.

2 1. My biggest advantage is that I have a lot of money, and my biggest disadvantage is that I spend it too quickly.

To tell the truth, beautiful women are everywhere, but you may not find anyone as stupid as me.

23. None of the twinkling stars are sincere, but all are rubbish.

24. Your girl is wearing a high-pressure pot cover and a rag sack, calling herself Dong Fangbubai, but she is actually a pervert.

25. In the face of beauty, if there is danger, save it; if there is no danger, create danger, and then save it.

26. I have heard many ways to lose weight, but I am still fat enough to go through my life.

27. There is a kind of sadness that you can't find WIFI, and there is a kind of helplessness that the weekend passes too fast.

28. Fortunately, I am ugly and have never experienced your love and hate.

29. Regarding the exam, you said you liked me, but I don't think you like my paper.

30. We should be together, otherwise it would be cruel.

3 1. You say you are my friend, but I know that animals are indeed friends of human beings.

If you don't cherish me, I will tell you that I will wait for you in the next village after this village.

33. People can do everything except math when they are forced.

34. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant. Give you some charcoal and you can make a bomb.

As a foodie, eating doesn't mean I am hungry, just because my mouth is lonely.

36. If I can't see you again, can I paint your face red?

37. I said I was leaving that day, and you had to hold me, so you didn't pay me back.

38. Resist breast enhancement surgery and don't pollute the last safe milk source!

39. I am a big man, giving people the feeling of being a big brother: Wu Dalang, the big brother of Song Wu.

40. My years of edification in Tsinghua have shaped my cultural taste today: setting up a stall at the school gate in Tsinghua.

4 1. The English teacher said: Classmate, you have slept in one place for three years. It's time to change.

42. I just patted my wallet. Actually, it's nothing. I just hope it will swell up.

43. A beautiful skin is full of rules, and an interesting soul weighs 800 Jin.

44. I used to be young and aggressive, but now my youth is gone, so I am so aggressive.

45. It's really big breasts, and all kinds of smelly men add me.

46. I'm going to meet each other's parents tomorrow. I'm so nervous. After all, I hit his child first.

47. I miss you. I want to burn you with a cigarette butt. I want to put your head in the toilet.

48. Every time I watch you eat pork, I feel very sad. We are born from the same root, so why should we speculate with each other?

49. My position is not firm. I will play with whoever has big breasts. I can't help it I am such a person who goes with the flow.

50. The wind is really blowing so hard that I can't get a signal on my cell phone.

5 1. I admire people who can hold the whole game when playing games. I am different. I'm sorry about the whole game.

52. My future is a dream. What's more, I still have insomnia at the moment.

53. No one in this world can live without anyone. Even fish can be roasted without water.

54. The summer vacation is so long, you must find someone who can pick watermelons together.

55. You don't like me at all. You talk to me every day just to steal my expression pack.

I have heard of many ways to lose weight, but I have gained weight all my life.

1, the two warmest words a woman can give a man are "I understand", and the two warmest words a man can give a woman are "I am".

2. The ears can't smell people's mistakes, the eyes can't see people's shortcomings, and the mouth doesn't say people's mistakes.

3, the mountain is high and the water is deep, there is no need to compare, everyone has their own strengths; The wind is free, the clouds are gentle, there is no need to imitate, everyone has their own personality.

It is the most difficult time when you are in your twenties and thirties. You must learn to be strong. After all, you don't sail, and no one sails for you. Don't lose the distance you originally wanted to reach because of one setback.

No matter how many people you love, no matter how painful and happy you love, in the end, you have not learned how to love, but how to love yourself.

6, the best love is very simple, four conditions. I like you, and you like me. I am suitable for you, and you are suitable for me. The best love is complicated. Some people have none of the four conditions, while others have none.

7. A big part of growth is acceptance. Accept parting ways, impermanence, loneliness and frustration, sudden powerlessness, and your own shortcomings. Then change from the heart and find a balance. To get along with the world is to get along with yourself first. Turn on the lights at dark, and take an umbrella when it rains. I feel sad, but I won't die.

8. I finally figured out my physiological cycle. When money is tight, you will feel helpless and lonely; When you have some spare money, it will be particularly rough.

9. If you can't meet an accident, there is a yard with trees in Houhai, a jade with work in Xia Dynasty, and now there are clouds, you are in your twenties.

10, if you feel wronged, prove that you still have a bottom line; If you feel confused, prove that you still have something to pursue; If you feel pain, prove that you still have strength; If you feel desperate, prove that you still have hope. In a sense, you will never be defeated, because you still have you.

1 1, a city makes you unforgettable, probably because there are people you love deeply and youth that will never return.

12, sometimes, like suffering from depression, I suddenly feel uncomfortable. Occasionally, I feel that I have autism, and I don't want to talk or move. When people ask, they don't know how to answer. Not pretending to be silent, just confused. Maybe everyone has a dead end. If they can't get out, others can't get in. I put my deepest secret there. You don't understand me and I don't blame you.

13, compared with shoulder to shoulder, holding hands and kissing, many people like hugging best. When you hold a person tightly in your arms, nothing can make people realize what it means to have.

14. thank you for your time, impartiality, and avoiding the turmoil, so that I happened to meet you.

15 and 15 years old found it difficult to swim, so they gave up swimming. 18 years old, when someone you like asks you to swim, you have to say "I can't". 18 years old, found English difficult and gave up English. At the age of 28, I have a great job and need English, so you have to say "I can't". The more troublesome my early life is, the lazier I am to study, and the easier it is to miss the people and things I am interested in and the new scenery later.

16, I have heard of many ways to lose weight, and I will still be fat all my life.

17, to be honest, I am angry and jealous, but I never want to leave you.

18, how to spend the low tide of life? Wait quietly; Have a good sleep; Exercise requires good health at all times; Chatting with intimate friends, basically not complaining, mainly remembering happy times; Read more books, read some biographies, increase your knowledge, and see how others survive when they are unlucky; Take the opportunity to do housework and finish all the busy work at ordinary times. -Bi Shumin

19, sometimes, we can't let go, not because of loss, but because of our own efforts.

Whether poor or rich, happy people are the most enviable.

After listening to so many reasons, I still have a hard time.

Introduction: "I'm fine" doesn't mean that you finally have money, friends and someone to take care of you. It's that you can finally get used to the days when you have no money, friends and worries. "I'm fine" means telling them that you are more and more accepting of reality.

1. After falling in love, no one can guarantee that you will never meet someone who is more excited, richer, more beautiful, gentler, more in line with expectations and understands you better. Are you surrendering or not? Therefore, love is not just an impulse and passion, but a commitment. I love you, so I have a promise to you. Because of this promise, I will control the ripples in my heart again.

I have never had the courage to do anything, but I am unwilling. Time runs out in anger at myself.

3. Be kind to someone desperately, for fear that they don't like you if you do something wrong. It's not love, it's flattery. After breaking up, I feel that I love each other more and can't live without him. This is not love but unwillingness. You work hard to be a man, for fear that others will look down on you. This is not strength, but fear. You know, it's very tiring to be controlled by emotions and only dare to seize it and not give up.

In refusing this matter, the simpler the better. Obviously, others need their own help, indicating that they have owed others for a long time. If you can help, help if you want. If you can't help, you can refuse. Interpersonal communication, simple and clear, is sometimes the most appropriate, know how to refuse, and live without entanglement!

5, work harder every day, not for anything else, just to have more choices in the future, choose such a small life and choose people you like.

6. It is the greatest happiness to have someone who knows you. This person may not be perfect, but he can read you, go deep into your heart and understand everything in your heart. The person who knows you best will always be by your side, silently guarding you and not letting you suffer a little injustice. People who really love you don't say much about loving you, but do a lot of things that love you.

7. People are easier to be cured because they love life.

8. What should come will come sooner or later. If you want to love, love. None of us can win the race against time. Face everything calmly and indifferently. When you meet someone you like, you should cherish the fate. Whether you are a passer-by in life or a long-term confidant, it is a beautiful memory of your life. It's rare to have a few real friends in the crowd. Please don't care about this feeling and cherish the people in front of you.

9. If possible, marry someone you are willing to talk to. As long as you are with him, there are endless words, and the world is trivial. Whether he is happy or sad, he can smile and listen patiently. This is basically love. To love someone is to be willing to talk to him. Life is long and looks old. You are really lucky to find a talking partner to accompany you all your life.

10, no matter how good a person is, it only makes sense if he is yours first. Love is not better than anyone in the end, but who can accompany you to the end. Therefore, the best is not you from the stars, but you from around you. The so-called lifetime is to be with you wholeheartedly.

1 1. When you love, you must believe in yourself. Believe in yourself when you leave.

12. If someone really loves you, no matter how much he puts up with it, he won't be willing to part with you. That kind of love affair is actually getting farther and farther away from you, but it's a lie. That kind of full of true love, in fact, refused to eat at all, is nothing more than passing by. True love is the result. If there is no result, you can only call yourself loved. No matter who you love, there is only one result. The person who will accompany you to the end is true love.

13, isn't that what people do? When they comfort others, they are clear-headed and cannot extricate themselves immediately when they encounter some obstacles. Everyone understands the truth, but it's just a little emotion, and the story is too provocative. Maybe that's why, after listening to so many reasons, I still have a hard time.

14, you said I was arrogant, that's because you can't control me and control me.

15, the biggest enemy of love is not the pressure of life, but thinking too much. Some people, once in love, will think and think. The other person may not know that you have been in your heart all your life. This is not a love affair, but a self-destructive emotion. Love should be pleasant. If you want to love, don't think too much. It is not easy to meet, cherish those warmth, trust and dependence.

16, all the entanglements are due to the inner chaos, which has caused a lot of chaos.

17, if you have no deep hatred with yourself, I suggest you stay away from the person who makes you sad, then stay away from those things that make you miserable, and then be nice to yourself.

18, the mirror is dirty, so we won't mistake our faces for dirty; Then why do we feel bad about ourselves when others say bad things casually?

19, potatoes and tomatoes are not the same world at all, but they come together. Because potatoes become French fries and tomatoes become ketchup. The same is true of feelings. No two people are born for each other. What is needed is mutual tolerance, understanding and change. Two people are together, one is fierce and the other is bullying. Only by appreciating and cherishing each other can we see it for a long time.

No matter how much you love, don't feel inferior to please someone who doesn't love you. No matter how much you hate, don't slander a person who once had a heart-to-heart relationship with you.

2 1, everyone will meet someone who can't be together in his life. Many times, we feel that it is an irresistible strong love, and finally experienced a sad separation, thinking that there is no regret in life. Time has passed, and several years have passed. Looking back at those absurd years, I should be grateful for the last choice, because I began to understand that the original "people who can't be together" are actually "wrong people".

22, the distance is terrible, because I don't know if the other person misses you or forgets you.

23. There are two things in the world that you can't look directly at, one is the sun and the other is the human heart.

24. The most frustrating thing in a relationship is not quarreling, not the cold war, but pretending not to care when you clearly like it. Love is always associated with self-esteem. But self-esteem is not a condescending gesture, but being honest with yourself. People all over the world are used to playing a disdainful Leng Yan. The better the acting, the farther away from happiness. Don't hide too deep, happiness won't find you.

25. Never give up until the last moment. It's not luck to get good things in the end. Sometimes, you have to work hard in front to meet in the back.

26. You should live according to your own ideas, otherwise, you will live according to your own ideas sooner or later.

27. Those who are loved dare to be willful, and those who lack love can only be self-reliant.

28. Do you know the difference between first love and last love? The first love is that you think it is the last love, and the last love is that you think it is the first love.

29. When you love me, I love you desperately. But if you don't love me, I will stop at once and never be a bitch. Love is what you want. When two people fall in love, it is called love. Only one person posted it, so it's better to forget the Jianghu before it's too late. Ordinary people have the romance of ordinary people, which does not need to be earth-shattering, but it lasts forever. Because what you remember most is not love, but the love that has been with you for the longest time.

30. Growing old together has nothing to do with love, but patience. But patience is a kind of love. Therefore, the person who really loves you is actually the person who is willing to put up with you all the time.

3 1, we held people high in a few irresponsible words, in case they fell, no one caught her.

No one knows whether we will win or lose until the last moment. The key is to work hard at every step with a pure heart. On this road, we will meet many beautiful mistakes. Only with a pure heart and Do not forget your initiative mind can we go further.

As long as I think that there may be many people around me who will not eat, go shopping or play together for various reasons in the future, I want to be nice to people around me.

34, which is more lonely, is to live in your own world and no one loves you. I still love someone in my heart, but I can't get close to love.

35. When you want to give up, you can always listen to some songs and watch a movie. This is an extraordinary luck. Later, I felt that if the fire inside you went out, nothing outside could make you light it. What kind of person you are, what kind of people you will meet, what kind of things you will encounter, and what kind of things you will be moved by. I don't think about whether I can meet the right person or meet the right thing. I just want to turn myself into the right person.

36. Life cannot be arranged by others. You have to fight and fight by yourself. No matter whether the result is happy or sad, it can be comforted that you have been alive in this world.

Editor's note: The real destiny is not to do nothing, just wait for God's arrangement, but to give wholeheartedly, but not to care much about the result. Therefore, following fate is a pervasive wisdom, not a passive escape mentality. People are easier to be cured because they love life.