Funny and funny copywriting

1. There was a buddy in high school who loved eating spicy strips and took them with him to and from school. Once during math class, the buddy ate them secretly. The math teacher, who had a very good nose, ran up to the buddy and said: What does it smell like? The buddy thought about it and said: Isn't body fragrance good?

2. Two women went home together in the evening, and were intercepted by a pervert on the way. They were about to rape them. Suddenly, one woman pushed the other woman hard and cried: "Run quickly, don't worry." I. I saw the woman running back, slapped the woman on the face and scolded her: If there is any good thing, you are going to rob me.

3. Just after lunch, my nephew’s classmates came. Seeing that the little girl was pretty and cute, my sister-in-law took some fruit snacks and chatted a little more with the little girl in the study. While they were chatting, the nephew went to the bedroom to get his mobile phone and wanted to teach the little girl how to play games. After a while, the sister-in-law's cell phone rang. When the sister-in-law looked at it, she saw a text message from her nephew: Mom, go back to your room and sleep. Don't be a light bulb.

4. My sister went to get a haircut yesterday. It was a little short because of the hot weather. On the way back to the classroom from the cafeteria, I heard three junior high school students discussing me: Do you think that person is a boy or a girl? My sister rushed over and pointed at her chest and shouted: Open your eyes and see if I am a boy or a girl! The little boy trembled and said: Brother, I was wrong!

5. The little cousin came to the door crying: Cousin, I was cheated. That's great, I

went to the boys' dormitory with her without saying a word. He pointed at the most handsome one and said: That's him. He cheated me out of a lot of money. I spend money to give him gifts every day. Flowers, he didn’t refuse, he showed love to him, but he didn’t accept it! I stared hard at the boy, and he murmured: She is holding flowers in one hand and a fruit knife in the other. Who dares to refuse!

6. Looking at the naked person waiting for me in front of me, I inadvertently fell into deep contemplation. I didn’t want to be depressed like this anymore, and I didn’t want to be a walking zombie. I shouted in my heart: This is not the life I want! "0. Why are you dazed? Come here and rub my back!

7. Someone gave my dad a gift today because he helped him quit smoking successfully. After he left, I asked my dad What method was used? Dad waved his hand and said: It’s nothing, so he helped him find a job. I was even more curious, what kind of job can help quit smoking? Dad said mysteriously: Gas station...

8. Mother and daughter visited the Forbidden City. The lovely daughter held her mother’s hand and said innocently: Mom, I feel more and more like a princess, and you are more and more like a queen. Mom said: Yes, yes. Oh, you are a cute little princess! Daughter: What is your father? Mom replied without thinking: He is a eunuch!

9. My girlfriend has a cousin who is addicted to cars. , my family just bought a car, and I drive every day. I haven’t seen him in the past few weeks, so I asked my girlfriend why he didn’t drive anymore. My girlfriend said that the car had crashed, so she casually asked her who was responsible? A very definite answer: He is fully responsible. The boat was sailing smoothly in the river, but he bumped into someone... 10. My girlfriend went to weigh herself, and as soon as she stood on it, the scale soared to 130

Jin, my girlfriend looked at me angrily and said: Don’t touch me! I said: I didn’t do anything bad! Girlfriend: Stay away from me! My girlfriend looked back and yelled. : Move your shadow further away... 11. I broke up with my ex-boyfriend several years ago. Today, a call from this guy suddenly came on my phone. I was surprised. I felt very complicated. I didn’t know whether to answer it or not. Should I answer it? Is this guy telling me to reminisce about old times? Or is he asking me to borrow money? Although I was conflicted, I still answered the call. His voice came: Hello, please come downstairs to get your express delivery.

12. My sister was small and tall, but the boy ignored her. One night, the handsome guy next door came and asked. Could she go for a walk with him? My sister said excitedly and asked him to wait. She put on lipstick and blew her hair behind closed doors. She also put on a new dress and then came out and asked the handsome guy: Where do you want to take me? Said: My family is not here, I want to withdraw money, please give me courage!