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I can only eat instant noodles at night and make friends.

I can only eat instant noodles at night and make friends. Hungry in the middle of the night, go downstairs to eat instant noodles. Inexplicably miss Huian's little friend.

I hope you have a good life, don't stay up late, don't lose sleep, go to bed on time, get up on time, eat on time, eat less instant noodles, exercise well, study hard and think of me occasionally.

3. Eating conveniently is harmful to my health. .......... told me not to eat instant noodles. No one cooks for me and makes me drink northwest wind.

I eat so little now, and my old father, who doesn't like instant noodles, made me a bowl of instant noodles for fear that I was hungry.

Even if a person eats instant noodles at home, he should eat with a sense of ceremony and delicacy.

6. Suddenly smell the instant noodles. Roommates eat instant noodles and drink coke in the middle of the night. Why don't they gain weight?

7. Five dollars of instant noodles! Five dollars! I am too extravagant. Four dollars is not enough to eat instant noodles at night. I must increase 10.

8. instant noodles this is a kind of happiness: when you are hungry, when you have no choice but to get difficult syndrome, when you are watching a drama, when you ~

9. After work, I worked hard with Wenbao for more than three hours. After work, I dragged her to accompany me to the convenience store to eat instant noodles.

10. I like instant noodles too much recently. Is it because there are immortals living in it?

1 1. Every time I secretly make a bowl of noodles to eat in my room, my mother smells it as soon as she goes up to the second floor, saying that you are eating instant noodles again, right? It stinks! How come! How can the old altar sauerkraut stink! Too spicy! ! ! Hum!

12. Eating instant noodles at night actually gives me a sense of happiness.

13. Don't eat countless small oranges to make instant noodles after midnight, it will hurt your stomach in the morning.

14. When you are old, eating hot pot will cause stomachache, eating instant noodles will cause swollen gums, and eating baked gluten will cause stomachache.

15. When I go back to my dormitory every day, I am so hungry that I have to struggle for a while. I was so hungry that I began to eat instant noodles. Today is tomato noodles. That's enough. I can't do it without fucking support.

16. Once again. . . I don't eat instant noodles, okay? I will eat dog food.

17. I will never be greedy for instant noodles in the middle of the night. I am in a trance now.

18. Aries people can keep pace with the times because they are independent and confident. Although the sheep's appearance is very weak, Aries's heart is extremely strong. No one to accompany them to dinner, you can fill your stomach with instant noodles, which is simple and quick. Even without love, they can fill their lives with work.

19. I don't know when I got into the habit of eating instant noodles at night 1 1: 30.

20. Stay home and eat instant noodles every day. Promise me that I will lose weight after the epidemic is over.

You can only eat instant noodles at night. I really like my sister's instant noodles. Makes me look like a normal person. I don't like this feeling at all. I wonder if I have a headache from hunger. I am listless every day. I really like my sister's instant noodles. I don't think eating every day is a kind of pain.

22. When I met my old classmates, everyone pretended to smile and said polite words, and I would never stay up late reading and eating instant noodles in the dormitory as before.

23. Happiness is the realization of every tiny life wish. For example, when eating instant noodles, there is always someone you like to accompany you.

24. I'm here to curse all the people who are bad to me. I will eat instant noodles without seasoning all my life. ...

25. I want to go back to eat instant noodles after drinking. Eating instant noodles is also a means.

26. Eating instant noodles all the time will really make your face bigger. I am a circle older than you. Oh, no, two laps.

27. When taking a bath, the faucet freezes to death to the right and burns to the left. Tie your hair twice and loosen it three times. Tight instant noodles. You can't eat enough in one bucket, and you can't finish it in two buckets.

28. On the first day of the New Year's Day, two or two goods drank too much wine, so you should bet on eating instant noodles in the public toilet. They scrambled to eat two barrels, regardless of winning or losing. As a result, a guy sitting next to them vomited three or four times and couldn't stand up!

I want to buy shoes and beautiful clothes. However, the economy has restricted me from eating instant noodles today.

30. Add two ham sausages to the noodles with Chinese sauerkraut in Laotan. It will be perfect in two minutes. I really like instant noodles.

3 1. I've been struggling in the library for a long time. Do you want to go back for instant noodles? Let's arrange such a big event on Friday night.

32. Three steps to eat instant noodles 1. Instant noodles II. Open the bowl cover 3 after three minutes. Pick up the cat that stole food!

When I was a child, I dreamed of eating instant noodles every day when I grew up. Hey, it really came true.

34. I was awakened by the smell of my roommate eating instant noodles. Help, I'm really hungry. I have nothing to eat.

35. Tie your hair, two laps are too loose, three laps are too tight, take a shower, freeze to death on the left, burn to death on the right, eat instant noodles, one bucket is too little, two buckets are too much, alas! Why is it so difficult to make do?

36. Let's eat instant noodles together, but after I take a bite, I will never miss you again.

37. I ate instant noodles at night and gave myself two eggs, two pieces of cheese and a ham sausage, which made me do evil.

38. The canteen of the company is closed, and I feel sour after eating instant noodles.

39. When I came back from work for the first time, I was too tired to move. I ate two bananas. I'm full and don't want to go down. I have the idea of eating instant noodles. It seems that I am really tired recently!

40. I ate instant noodles in class today, and suddenly I heard "It smells so good, I can't think ..."

Just after the meeting, the hotel closed, so we could only eat instant noodles.

Just after the meeting, the hotel closed, so we could only eat instant noodles. A circle of friends copied the article 1. I can't buy a mask at all, eat instant noodles all day, and go out without a mask.

2. Girls who wear pajamas, tie their hair, play computer games, stay up and eat instant noodles should take a dip during the National Day holiday.

I don't know if it was because I ate instant noodles last night or because I had a messy dream and didn't sleep well at night. I almost fell down after getting up in the morning, and now I have been dizzy.

When you are poor, you will eat eight flavors even if you eat instant noodles, and you will not repeat it every day.

Some people just judge a star according to online rumors, but forget to think that these articles were written by some people lying down eating instant noodles.

6. I'm eating a bowl of instant noodles. I think it's funny that only rich people in junior high school could eat instant noodles before.

7. Eat instant noodles, it doesn't matter, anyway, no one is distressed. Drink some wine, it doesn't matter, anyway, no one is distressed. ...

8. Eat instant noodles at night without feeling guilty! Only full of happiness.

9. When I was a child, I dreamed of eating instant noodles every day when I grew up. Hey, it really came true.

10. I didn't eat well tonight. I eat more fruit than rice. Go out for a fun run after eight o'clock, and your stomach hurts after running. But I'm hungry now, so I'm going to eat instant noodles.

1 1. Once again. . . I don't eat instant noodles, okay? I will eat dog food.

12. I will never eat instant noodles in the middle of the night. I am in a trance now.

13. I hate people who show love. They bullied me into sleeping alone in the dormitory. No one asked me to eat when I woke up, so I had to keep eating instant noodles and vomiting.

14. I feel very guilty. I work hard, I work hard. As a result, my children can only eat instant noodles.

15. Why do you want instant noodles at this time? My stomach turned upside down, and it was miserable.

16. If you are instant noodles, can I be boiled water?

17. How to eat instant noodles without hot water? Answer: Add some cold water to the instant noodle bucket and heat it in the microwave oven. It's also edible.

18. I hope you have a good life, don't stay up late, don't lose sleep, go to bed on time, get up on time, eat on time, eat less instant noodles, exercise hard, study hard and think of me occasionally.

19. Why do Koreans like instant noodles so much? Eat every episode. I'm hungry after watching a TV series.

20. I am often forced to eat instant noodles at noon because I can't eat. Ah, I want to eat a big meal!

Just after the meeting, the restaurant was closed and we could only eat instant noodles in the circle of friends. 2 1. Why is eating instant noodles late at night more satisfying than barbecue hot pot?

22. Even coffee and instant noodles have partners, but I don't.

23. I was wondering at that time whether it was inappropriate to eat instant noodles at home at this time, but then I thought that eating barbecue and boiling water on the roadside at this time was simply a happy flight, so the water had already burned.

24. I want to eat instant noodles tomorrow. I really want to eat instant noodles I must eat instant noodles tomorrow.

25. Tie your hair, two laps are too loose, three laps are too tight, take a shower, freeze to death on the left, burn to death on the right, eat instant noodles, one bucket is too little, two buckets are too much, alas! Why is it so difficult to make do?

26. Pack things at home on rest days until after two o'clock in the afternoon, and have instant noodles for lunch. Rest is really more tiring than work.

27. You can't eat takeout. It's not safe. I don't want to eat in the canteen. Unsanitary. It is safest to eat instant noodles at this stage. I ate instant noodles for the second time this semester and got it from boss Zhou.

28. God knows how much I want to eat barbecue, crayfish and instant noodles now. But I can only sleep for my weight.

29. Eating instant noodles at night is so fun and exciting.

30. When a fairy girlfriend knew that you were eating instant noodles at home alone, she cried.

3 1. Xiao Chen finally realized his childhood dream: eating instant noodles three times a day.

I ate a lot today, but I was still too hungry to eat instant noodles at night.

33. I am on a business trip for the first time this year. I'm late, hungry and tired, and I don't want to eat instant noodles yet.

34. I suddenly have an impulse to eat tea eggs, mustard tuber and instant noodles.

In the evening, the three of us sat on the sofa and discussed what to eat for dinner. My father urged us to cook. Me: I want to eat instant noodles. My dad: Instant noodles are preservatives and can't be eaten. Me: Dad, who wants to eat instant noodles with me? My dad: Yes.

36. The canteen of the company is closed, and I feel sour after eating instant noodles.

37. I ate instant noodles in class today, and suddenly I heard "It smells so good, I can't think ..."

I really want to have a good figure, but I'm always a little hungry here, so I started to eat instant noodles. It's too difficult for me.

I was so hungry in the middle of the night that I was ready to eat instant noodles and the soup spilled all over the bed. I not only have to wash the sheets in the middle of the night, but also blow dry the mattress.

40. I cherish the days of eating instant noodles. I seldom eat it, so I think it's delicious. I took a careful bite.

Eat midnight snack with my husband, poison in the middle of the night, and chat 40 common expressions in the circle of friends.

Eat midnight snack with my husband at night and poison my circle of friends. Say an article-1. My gums are finally healed! I want to eat roast duck with sauce at midnight snack, probably by folding it again.

2. Healthy and delicious crayfish, Amy's old food.

3. The stuffing has a strong fragrance that lingers in my heart for a long time, leaving me with endless aftertaste!

Eating is the greatest pleasure in life.

5. regret eating while eating.

6. Crayfish arrive as scheduled in summer, and Wuhan is not easy. I hope all industries can survive! Eat duck!

7. If you love him, give her crayfish!

8. Lobster season is here again. Today, we have a little mash-up, crayfish with sparerib soup.

9. Has anyone lent me 50 yuan for dinner?

10. After dinner, the barbecue was terrible. I want to cook it again.

1 1. The calories increased by eating crayfish these days may take a year to run out.

12. A good girlfriend will give you a snack. Don't gain weight alone. Yes More than once.

13. The owner is hungry to eat!

14. It's time to eat crayfish again. I fell in love with drunken ice crayfish and garlic crayfish this summer ~

15. The lobster season is coming.

16. Working overtime late at night is just to give yourself a reason to eat midnight snack.

17. After one month's certification, I am a person who needs to eat midnight snack to gain weight. Eat more, eat more, eat more, eat more.

18. Other people's summer air conditioning WiFi and mobile phones, my summer beer barbecue crayfish.

19. On a summer night, it's nice to meet three or five friends, set up a food stall and eat crayfish together.

20. The crayfish season is here, and summer is not far away. I wonder if the fat will magically disappear after unloading.

Eating midnight snack with my husband and poisoning my circle of friends will alleviate my guilt.

22. I fainted when I went home to eat lobster. . .

23. Make an appointment with your boyfriend for the last midnight snack. The new barbecue restaurant tastes bad.

24. Come with me, chicken wings, that's enough.

25. I failed this trip and came back to eat Luzhou fish.

26. Lobster holds two big pliers, like two big scissors, and its mouth is very sharp.

27. Amy's father: The lobster cooked by my father is delicious.

28. Recently, the crayfish baked in the hot pot at midnight has been afraid to weigh for more than half a month.

29. Give youth a release!

30. How fat can you get after just one bite?

3 1. I am hungry and sleepy, and I want to eat crayfish. Why do I want to go to Beijing to eat crayfish?

32. Some foods are quite big, but the meat is pitiful. You can eat several kilograms at a time. You think you are better.

33. Work hard and eat hard.

34. Delicious shrimp is unstoppable through Amy's father.

35. Lobster looks mighty, and its long beard and huge pliers make the enemy frightened.

Lobster has a pair of big pliers, which are "weapons" for predation and self-defense. Lobster's body is segmented, and it seems to drag several carriages when crawling.

At this time, I can only ask my son to come out for dinner.

38. Eat delicious lobster and find dad Amy.

Lobster has a pair of big pliers, which are "weapons" for predation and self-defense.

40. I used to want to lose weight all day, but I would get fat even if I drank water. Now I feel fat, and I can't even get fat after eating midnight snack. What the hell?

Send 40 humorous sentences about eating durian at night to friends circle.

Humorous sentences about eating durian in the evening were sent to friends circle. 1. If I had been sitting under the durian tree, my job wouldn't be as easy as it is now.

2. Why overeating durian and soaking feet every day can't relieve dysmenorrhea at all.

3. I ate super delicious durian today, and even my husband, who always doesn't like durian, finally scrambled to eat it with me.

4. After eating McDonald's all day, I ate a lot of durian in the evening, and I couldn't finish it.

You can refrain from eating, but you can't stop eating durian.

6. I smell something! Eating durian on the train is really suffocating!

7. How pitiful it is not to eat durian. You can only stand in front of a pile of durians and smell them when you go to the supermarket. Similarly, there are mangoes and pineapples.

8. I made an old Cantonese dessert jiaozi cake with salted egg yolk and durian, and it was delicious! Retain the original soft glutinous rice cake, and you can also eat salted egg yolk and sweet durian, which is really satisfying!

9. I especially like durian, hahahaha, starting with durian-flavored soda.

10. Today's news often knows that I like durian. I bought a big one to pick me up yesterday. I can only give my uncle a lovely order. He bought another one today, but he was angry and unfamiliar with it. He called directly: How can you eat durian in your mouth?

1 1. The taste of durian is the best. Take a piece of pulp and put it in your mouth. It's slippery. The pulp sticks to your tongue and is soft and delicate. It's too sweet. The more you eat, the more you like it, and the more you want to eat it.

12. A person ate a whole durian, which exploded and exploded.

13. I ate a durian this morning. I hope I won't burp in the future.

14. Orchid crab is super fresh and tender. Durian blooms super well and is full, but there is still some left.

15. I have no choice. I ate a durian candy with my classmates in class.

16. After eating KFC all day, I ate a lot of durian in the evening, which was super satisfying.

17. Just live like a durian. Not everyone likes it, but everyone who likes it is very tall.

18. I ate durian twice a week. If I eat like that every week, I can't keep it alive.

19. I was eating durian, and this guy came up to me silently and asked me, Ma Ma, are you stinking?

20. Big Brother likes durian and jackfruit, but the sugar is high. The main goal this year is to help lose weight and help digestion. You still have to cook by yourself, or you'll have to beep.

Humorous sentences about eating durian in the evening are sent to friends circle 2 2 1. There are many scruples about the joy of the old mother eating durian at that moment. It is delicious. I love durian!

22. I always feel that I said I would never eat durian again this year, but I started eating it again. It's so sweet and delicious.

23. I will go to Thailand this year to eat durian, ride an elephant and hold a shemale, one in each hand.

24. A pregnant mother who was still eating durian in the middle of the night finished it in one night.

I don't like durian. You like durian. I like it if I like it. You have to drag me to say that durian is so delicious. How could you not like it? Durian is the best in the world. It is wrong that you don't like durian.

26. Durian pulp contains starch, sugar, protein and various vitamins, and is nutritious. Therefore, the reputation of "the king of fruits" is well deserved.

27. There is nothing in the world that durian can't solve. If one piece is not enough, come to the whole piece.

28. Eat durian in the afternoon, burp or smell durian at night, so happy!

29. It's time to eat durian again. Take your time.

30. I like to eat durian cake, durian pizza and snail powder. I admit that I am a man of heavy taste.

3 1. I like durian, but I don't like granny durian cake.

32. I ate an extra piece of durian in the office, and the result was another rainstorm.

Everything looks delicious. I'm starving. I'm starving. I really want to eat snail powder durian pizza.

34. After eating durian, you can't sing with the microphone, if the microphone still wants it.

35. I just ate a piece of durian, and then I want to say to it, "I will never see you again in my life."

36. I like eating durian very much recently. Brother Dong has a face of vomiting every time he watches me eat. I really don't like these foods.

37. Eating durian three times a month is my biggest affirmation of this durian pizza.

38. A person's lunch, a whole durian pizza, leaves the skin after eating the stuffing.

39. How long has it been since I ate durian? It is really delicious.

40. There is nothing in the world that durian can't solve. If one slice is not enough, take the whole slice. Life is like durian. The better you cross, the sweeter you eat.