Talk about pranks in qq space

1, at night without orangutans, I attract you with monkeys.

2. Can't afford to sleep in the morning; Sleep at night!

I can't find you in Baidu, so I have to go to sogou!

4. You are a genius, I am a talent, and you are no more than me.

5. When you see this message, you are in trouble; Deleting text messages is a disaster; Reply to the text message, you owe me my life; If you don't reply to the text message, you will embark on the road to death.

6, obviously stupid, but not to say that it is reverse thinking.

7.ah! Your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, dear-braised pork!

8. Bajie met the old man and asked: Shit! Yue Lao! Why did you separate me from Gao? Yue: She is a person, and you are a demon. I'm afraid your child will be a shemale.

9. We are not afraid of the teacher, but we are afraid that the teacher will call the parents.

10, all shall be well, jack shall have Jill, and no lover has heatstroke in summer.

1 1, maybe you haven't noticed. I am happy when you are happy; I feel bad when you are sad. If you ignore me, I will indulge myself! I'm an honest man, and I won't tell lies, except this, haha!

12, after riding a bike for a long time, I want to play drift!

13, don't give me a discharge, sister-in-law has a caller ID!

14, the sea, full of water! Good horse, it has four legs! Chili, it's really hot! Idiot read the message, it's grinning!

15, ducks are too noisy and always croak, kittens love to spoil, always meow, and puppies are always too noisy; You'd better count, even on weekends, stay in the circle and sleep. Happy weekend!

16, help if you have difficulties, and help if you don't have difficulties.

17, everyone loves, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and coffins open.

18, if being rich is also a mistake, then I'd rather make a mistake again and again.

19, the hearts of employers and employees are also made of meat. You think it's stainless steel and waterproof.

20, advertising is to tell you that money can be spent like this.

2 1, it's hard to love one person, it's fun to love two people, and it's over to love three people.

Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

23. As soon as others praise me, I worry that others praise me for not being good enough.

24, people, born in bed, died in bed, want to live to death, but also in bed.

25, do not take advantage of small, but take advantage of big.

26. At the moment I turned to leave, you cried helplessly behind me and tore my heart out, making me suddenly understand how much I love you. I suddenly turned around and cried and hugged you and shouted, I'm not selling this pig!

27. You did really badly in the exam! It broke my heart, not to mention my parents.

28, there is no scandal in the world, I am afraid there are bitches. If you are a bitch, you are thirteen demons.

29. Who told me that Nokia can smash walnuts? Now the screen is black.

30. When our hair is white, our teeth are loose, our eyes are swollen and our skin is wrinkled, can we still keep in touch? I tell you, even if my memory is vague, I must remember that you are an idiot.

3 1, the difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

32, the rain suddenly began to rain, and the wings of the duck could not be wet; Strong winds can't extinguish the light of fireflies.

33. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.

34. In winter without your hand in hand, I still live a wonderful life with a hot water bottle.

35. There are fewer people crossing the road with grandma, but more people crossing the road with * *.

36. Watch the time in bed every morning, not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

37. Abandoned? Being bullied? Homeless? Don't be sad or discouraged. Even if the whole world dislikes you, at least our state-owned pig farm is your warm home.

Promise me to take good care of myself, no matter what happens, I will be calm, no matter what I do, I will be firm, I will be optimistic whenever and wherever I meet, and I will not tell anyone that you are crazy.

If you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

40. You stormed into a unit and shouted: Is this the Animal Protection Association? Staff: Yes, who bullied you?

4 1, don't be infatuated with me, because I'm just a legend. Don't be infatuated with elder sister, she will make you vomit blood after removing makeup.

42. At the beginning of life, you are kind in nature, and you are a hero if you don't do your homework. What should the teacher do when checking? Raise the broom and work with him.

43. When the clouds pass by, it is the trace that I miss you; That's how I miss you when the light shines; When it rains, it is evidence that I miss you; When it thundered, I prayed to heaven that you were struck by lightning!

44. I wanted to be a lady, but life forced me to be a bitch.

45, breaking up is boring, we have the ability to play divorce!

46. Freeze. Robbery! Hands up. Men stand on the left and women stand on the right. Standing among perverts, talking about you and reading text messages!

47. I used to get 80 points, just like my dead dad; Now getting an 80 is like being a father.

48 wait for a subway, five minutes; Watch a movie for three hours; Full moon, January; Spring goes and spring comes, one year; Miss someone for life. But if you care, just say: it's cold, put more grass in the pen.

49. Drink strong tea until it is tasteless. If you are drunk, you never want to wake up. Pig's trotters should have thick skin and thick meat. Hey, this one with a mobile phone is good!

50. There is a tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a longing called longing, and an idiot who will finish reading the message!

5 1. Someone told me that nothing is more complicated than love. I dropped a math book in his face.

52. More than eight kings are shallow, and there are bosses everywhere.

53. The melon at the foot of Dongshan Mountain is called white gourd, the melon on the West Lake is called watermelon, the melon outside Nantianmen is called pumpkin, and what about the melon on the sand beside Nice Lake? Idiot, "good fool"!

54. Guess: A bamboo plant in Hanshan Temple has no intention of flying apart, and the feelings are half-matched. The birds by the swan pool fly away, and there is no gold. A: When you gave me the money.

55. Chicks and eggs talk to each other. The little egg asks the chicken, "Do you worship me?" My penis is as shy as a red apple and says, "Well, I admire you very much. You can not only change colors, but also be so nutritious for human beings to enjoy and carry. "

56. I see vicissitudes in your brow, confidence in your eyes, years on your forehead and leeks between your lips and teeth. Go brush your teeth!

57. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, and it crackled all the way.

58. Every time I change your signature, I will ponder it many times, although it is clear that it is not me.

59. During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, you commanded the whole army, with a pot cover on your head, a sack on your body, canned food on your feet and Chinese cabbage in your hand. You cried and said, Who has duck feathers and goose feathers to sell?

60. When I was down and out, you were by my side; You were by my side when I was sick and injured; When I am frustrated in love, you are still by my side. It's really unlucky to be with you!

6 1, leave a name for doing good, and run away for doing bad.

62. Once upon a time, there was a girl named Jonina. She fell in love with a girl named Shade. They look at the stars together. When the meteor crossed the sky, they named it Jonina Shading Star.

63. I had a dream last night, and you were the leading role! I dreamed that you were panting after a pig with a kitchen knife. The pig suddenly knelt down and begged for mercy, saying, we are born from the same root, so why fry each other!

64. My best friend and I agreed that if one day we became rivals in love, we would abandon the man together and walk hand in hand.

65. The woman is ugly and doesn't talk well. Once she went on a blind date, and it took a long time for the hero to arrive. Women get angry when they see that he is a fat man: fat man, ugly man! The hero was angry, too: at least I lost weight. Have you ever been beautiful?

66. The mobile phone is ringing, and I want to chat with you. Ring twice and want to ask you to meet; Ring three times and I'll invite you to dinner. Ring four times, I'll spend you some money; Ring five times and I'll discharge you. Haha, turn it off.

When I was a child, my mother often gave me a cup of foreign coffee. I didn't know it was Banlangen until I grew up.

68. I want to say goodbye to you. I am sad to see innocent written on your face. Why did I choose deeply, but I had to give up in a hurry? I want to keep you around forever, but my mother said "pigs are not allowed in the city"!

69. I really love you, and telling you is a big adventure.

When we are rich, we will get a body every day. As thin as you want, as big as you want. Buy two VIP cards at a time, one for the upper body and one for the lower body.

7 1. Don't look for me. I'm not a vet.

72. I want to be strong. God put me on the earth to make me a boss.