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Interesting talk about pandas and piglets
It's strange, why do you think of two silly or cute things, panda and pig? Thinking comes from a dynamic I saw in a circle of friends: obese people in the same animals also eat and sleep, but why is one spoiled and the other stabbed?
indeed, they are all lazy. Why can one go to heaven and the other can only go to the ground? Seriously summed up, it is nothing more than one point: the difference in social status. What makes this difference can be said to be their own creation.
First of all, human habits determine that pigs are born to be slaughtered. Since ancient times, Chinese people have basically regarded pork as the main meat, and no one has ever tried to eat the meat of giant pandas, so they can live a leisurely life.
Secondly, the number of pandas determines their dignity. As the saying goes, things are rare, and once there are many things, they are no longer rare. It can be said that it is the panda babies who have sacrificed for the rest of the lucky ones to live a comfortable life. Maybe too many pigs are slaughtered every day, but they can't save the rest of their kind. No way, human beings have fallen in love with your bodies, but what falls in love with pandas is that they are souls.
furthermore, it is appearance and personality. Anyone who has seen pandas knows that their cute appearance and gentle and slightly naughty personality are so lovable that they can be seen on TV, publicized and held in the palm of their hands. Come back and see the piglets. Pigs in captivity smell like feces and are lazy and depressed; Wild pigs, dangerous and savage, have a coquettish smell in their bones, so now someone will be called a coquettish pig.
let's switch roles. Regard human beings in the eyes of animals as leaders, bole and superiors in our work and life; Panda and pig are regarded as a pair of competitors, whether in work, love or study. Do "humans" like pandas more or pigs more?
first of all, I want to talk about the society we live in. In this materialistic era, you can't live without a little strength. No matter in appearance or inside, only outstanding can become a shining star. The panda, on the other hand, has an extraordinary appearance. Pigs can be said to have something inside. After all, meat tastes good.
By the same token, the habits of "human beings" determine the fate of pandas and pigs. If "human" thinks your appearance is more touching, then you'd better be a "panda"; If "human" thinks practicality is more important, then you'd better be a fat "pig". If I were a human, I would choose a pig. After all, the delicacy of pork is far more real than the cuteness of panda.
secondly, let's talk about quantity. No matter what you do, uniqueness is always a sign. In terms of appearance, he looks plain and will never attract attention. Just like "pig" and "panda", whether you are good-looking or ugly, you must have some characteristics. In terms of strength, whether you are making a flower or a dish, you must have attractive color and fragrance. In other words, if you are unique, you will be one of the best.
Back to the realistic point of view, if I had to choose one of them to take home, I would not hesitate to choose a pig.
If I had to choose a life, I would choose to be a pig without hesitation. After all, I don't have much ambition. I just hope that one day I can turn myself into a carefree "pig" in the crowd with my own hands.
But if I had to choose a face, hehe, I would still choose a panda. After all, pigs are so ugly, which is totally out of line with my temperament.
I wonder how you feel after seeing pandas and pigs.
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