Singles 520 talk

A collection of 520 quotes for singles

With the rapid development of the mobile Internet and social networks, more and more people will post stories online to vent their emotions. Adjust your mood. What kind of comments are popular in Moments? The following is the single 520 talk I compiled for everyone. It is for reference only. You are welcome to read it.

Single people 520 talk 1

1. Everyone says I am single, haha, it’s really funny, aren’t we all the same, are you twin?

2. If you look down on me, please donate your eyes to those in need.

3. No one holds my hand on Valentine’s Day, so I just keep it in my pocket.

4. My boyfriend is very considerate of me. In order not to disturb me, he has not come to see me for more than ten years. This is very heartwarming.

5. I am just an ordinary single genius.

6. You can’t be envious of being beautiful alone.

7. On every romantic Valentine’s Day, there is always no one around.

8. It’s good to be single, not jealous, not crying, not caring, not afraid of leaving, not afraid of losing, not afraid of being cheated and betrayed, not afraid of being sentimental.

9. Valentine’s Day is next week, but you don’t have a partner, which makes you feel sad.

10. Stop being so sad. You are not the only boy who can’t get me.

11. Life is precious, but love is not as precious. Don’t go to meet each other and continue to sleep at home.

12. The so-called hero does not ask about the way out, and the so-called hero does not care about his age.

13. It’s funny that everyone says I’m single. Aren’t we all the same? Who can have two bodies? Even Nezha, with three heads and six arms, is just one body!

14. You Don't be sad, you're not the only one who can't get me.

15. There are stars in the dark night and a breeze in the mountains. And I am empty-handed.

16. Thoughts from a single dog.

17. Take off your singlet today and start wearing two pieces tomorrow.

18. No one stands with me at dusk, no one asks me whether the porridge is warm. No one turned off the lights with me, and no one asked me to read for half my life.

19. There is a kind of singleness called “It’s better to be single than to spend too much money.” There is a kind of singleness that is just waiting for someone.

20. I heard that being single on Valentine’s Day goes better with homework during the winter vacation. Singles 520 talk 2

1. Whether there is a light bulb or not. It doesn’t matter whether you eat or not. The main thing is to observe love at a close distance.

2. There is a kind of sadness that says, I reply to you in seconds, but you reply to me in reincarnation.

3. Games can accompany me for a lifetime. If you can too, then I will no longer play games, only play with you.

4. I wish you all a happy holiday. Please give me the flowers to hold more firmly. If the rose branch touches me, I will not be able to get up.

5. What the hell? Valentine’s Day is a holiday! For a single like me, this day is really unlucky.

6. It’s funny that everyone says I’m single. Aren’t we all the same? Who can have two bodies? Even Nezha, with three heads and six arms, is just one body!

7. Don’t When I confess my love, I won’t even have it on April Fool’s Day, I still hope for 520, just go to sleep.

8. There used to be a girl in my class who wrote my name in her notebook every day. I thought she liked me, but later I found out that she was a member of the disciplinary committee.

9. Among a group of students, there is always a god-like single who can answer all love questions.

10. Boring 520, those people are talking nonsense, talking nonsense, and tossing around. There is no such festival at all.

11. Let me announce that I just got my driver’s license today. Remember to be careful when you go out with your partner.

12. Let me declare, it’s not that I don’t fall in love, no one wants me.

13. It doesn’t matter if no one gives you a 520 gift. You can come to me. As long as you ask, I will They all said no.

14. Be mature, why don’t you spend Children’s Day with me?

15. Stop saying you have loneliness and strong alcohol. In fact, you are a single dog.

16. Behind every single person, there is at least one heartbreaking secret.

17. Ugly people can’t wait to find someone to make do with, but handsome people still stick to their principles and remain single.

18. Subject 4 clearly stipulates that spare tires cannot be used as normal tires.

19. No one will transfer money to you on Valentine's Day. You can ask me to transfer the money to me first, and then I will transfer it to you. The handling fee is only 2%. Cooperate with changing the avatar and say sweet words. I will be moved to death. That's right, thank you! Just what you need, and I'm just professional.

20. Valentine’s Day next week, but you have no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object, no object Object you have no object no object no object no object.

21. If someone asks you who your partner is, just say it’s me, and I’ll take the blame.

22. When you are young, you should walk around. If you walk around more, you will find that the whole world is full of lovers, and you are the only single one.

23. Some people say that they have been single for two years. I say what’s so big about this, I’ve been single since I was born.

24. In an avalanche, no snowflake is innocent. In the same way, none of you single women are innocent.

25. I’m not afraid of spending 520 alone, but I’m afraid of living with someone I like.

26. Valentine’s Day is tomorrow. Don’t ask me why I’m single. It’s against the laws of heaven for us gods to fall in love with mortals.

27. 520 rents me out, playing the role of your girlfriend who is in a cold war with you. I don’t answer calls and don’t reply to messages.

28. This is the most popular scam at present. To seduce you and strike up a conversation with her, she will have the opportunity to get to know you, then fall in love with you, trick you into getting married, and let you walk into the grave of love. Don’t Fooled brother.

29. Valentine’s Day is spent alone, 520 is celebrated alone, and if I have the ability, let me spend the exam alone.

30. Other people’s fairy tales are always romantic, but my fairy tales are always bleak.

31. As long as you are with your beloved husband, it is 520 every day, no matter whether it is May 20th or not, being together is the most true!

32. I don’t We can fall in love. If I'm with you, what will other boys do?

33. The one who will marry me in the future, Valentine’s Day is coming on 520, please do less sorry things to me.

34. I would like to recommend a must-see movie for you on Valentine's Day. The love between men and women is great, and the storyline is warm and romantic. This movie is called "Gone Girl". Finally, I wish you all a happy holiday.

35. Someone asked me to celebrate Valentine’s Day. I decisively refused. On such days, you have to enjoy solitude alone to be unique.

36. Don’t be so sad. You are not the only boy who can’t get me.

37. Don’t you even have anyone to transfer money to in 520? Don’t be sad! You can still transfer it to me! I won’t allow you to lose to anyone!

38. Forget Just to report, I started falling in love yesterday! I really like a brother I have known for a long time. I don’t have any negative words from now on, only sweet words. He is also very considerate of me. How happy I am. As for why I suddenly have a boyfriend. What? Because I copied everything.

39. Don’t be too competitive as a person, just be yourself. If you have to compare, then compare who got up early.

40. It’s good to be single, not jealous, not crying, not caring, not afraid of leaving, not afraid of losing, not afraid of being cheated and betrayed, not afraid of being sentimental. Singles 520 Talk 3

1. You agreed to be singles together, but you secretly made a boyfriend.

2. I have nothing to explain for being single for so many years. Generally speaking, I am too smart to have any friends!

3. Just because someone doesn’t love you as much as you want, doesn’t mean you’re not loved by others.

4. Being alone, but not lonely, is a transcendent state. I like to enjoy the silence of a person and the feeling of detachment.

5. You are the singles, I call you a lone wolf.

6. There are reasons for being single. I couldn’t find the umbrella I wanted, so I had to walk in the rain.

7. Thank you for your favor, but I am used to being alone.

8. A cute little fairy, single and waiting to be flirted with. If you like her, take her away.

9. People who don’t like me will put trouble in your heart, and I feel really comfortable.

10. There is always a sentence that can make people burst into tears instantly, and there is always a song that can sing about the sad past.

11. After being single for a long time, I feel pretty even when looking at dogs. I can even unscrew a fire hydrant, let alone a bottle cap.

12. I want to show off even the perfunctory things you give me. Do you know how ridiculous it is?

13. Now I know why my pants are designed with pockets. It’s because no one holds my hand, so I carry the pockets on my own.

14. Later, only you and me were left, without us.

15. Some people used to talk about everything, but in the end, they had nothing to say.

16. Ever since my mother knew the word single, she has forgotten my name.

17. The people showing affection changed one after another, but I was the only one who remained single.

18. My main ingredients: 2% cute + 98% single.

19. In fact, single life is not bad. I finally have time to take care of everything properly.

20. One person is afraid of being alone, and two people are afraid of letting down.

21. I am single because fairies cannot fall in love with mortals, as this would violate the laws of heaven.

22. It’s painful to be single for a long time. A few days ago, when I saw a sow, she was so pretty.

23. When I live the most beautiful life, I am alone.

24. Being single is nothing but loneliness, but making do with it is torture.

25. Don’t live in anyone’s expectations.

26. I can’t imagine the happiness of a single dog, maybe because the authorities are obsessed with it.

27. We agreed to be single together, but you secretly flirted with the cat.

28. Being single does not mean being fragile, it means that you are strong enough to wait for the person you deserve.

29. The single life of most of the year has finally ended, and now the second half of the year begins.

30. I have never given up loving you, it just changed from strong to quiet.

31. Stop saying you are single. Dogs will die long ago by your age.

32. I have always been a lone traveler, without companions or shelter.

33. Tell peach blossoms that they don’t have to bloom. I will plant a sea of ??flowers myself.

34. You are single because you have someone in your heart and you cannot support the second person.

35. Stop being single all the time. Based on your age, you should be a single turtle, based on your body type, you should be a single pig, and based on your IQ, you should be a single silly roe deer.

36. Asking what Valentine’s Day is in this world would lead people to torture singles to death.

37. I am still so hopeless and pay attention to your news everywhere.

38. Never quarrel with your girlfriend, because the winner will be single.

39. Showing affection is not that easy, single dogs also have their own tempers.

40. Single boys are called singles. Is there any way to describe single girls? A young man who has been single for 20 years replied: Goubuli.

41. A person’s world is very quiet, so quiet that you can hear your own breathing and heartbeat.

42. One of the best things about being single is: there are so many sunny, handsome, rich and gentleman boys who may become my boyfriend.

43. It is better to live alone than to find an unsuitable person to live with.

44. Ugly people can’t wait to find someone to make do with, but handsome people still stick to their principles and remain single.

45. In the end, we didn’t even have a greeting that was neither salty nor mild.

46. I have been single for a long time, and I can even unscrew a fire hydrant, let alone a bottle cap.

47. Men’s words are usually like empty promises that cannot be cashed.

48. I am the cutest! It's so cute that no one loves it.

49. It’s great that you are leaving, otherwise I would always be worried that you would leave.

50. I haven’t found myself yet, how can I find my other half? Singles 520 talk 4

1. My main ingredients: 2% cute + 98% single.

2. I have been single for you for ten years and finally waited for a wedding invitation.

3. Long-distance love, long-distance love is nothing. My partner and I are in a long-distance relationship, and I still don’t know where he is.

4. It’s not easy to be the younger brother of a single guy. You have to be both a younger brother and an older brother. You also have to be your boyfriend when necessary. Of course, most of the time, you’re still your grandson.

5. Excellent people are generally single. Don’t ask me why I am outstanding and willful.

6. I have finally become what you most yearn for, but unfortunately I don’t like you now.

7. Any relationship has its rules, which must be followed. No one can be an exception.

8. Lonely people always smell like headphones in their ears.

9. You didn’t choose to be single, you just chose the love you want.

10. Being alone, but not lonely, is a transcendent state. I like to enjoy the silence of a person and the feeling of detachment.

11. Please don’t call me a single dog. My code name is "Lone Wolf".

12. I am choked up and telling you about the past, how ridiculous it is, I thought you would be moved.

13. Thank you for your favor, but I am used to being alone.

14. I hope you won’t regret knowing me and will be truly happy.

15. Always allow someone to miss you in order to catch the best encounter.

16. I missed too much in those years. Wipe away your tears and cherish what you have now.

17. Nowadays, most good-looking people are single, such as me.

18. I wish you well, even if you have nothing to do with me later.

19. It’s great that you are gone, otherwise I would always be worried that you would leave.

20. Stop saying that you are single. At your age, dogs will die of old age.

21. Instead of playing a minor role in other people’s lives, it’s better to be yourself!

22. Single life seems to be like, no one will make you angry, and of course no one will surprise you.

23. If someone is with you right now, how can you have time to read these words.

24. I can’t imagine the happiness of a single dog, maybe because the authorities are obsessed with it.

25. Who do you miss, who do you forget, whose hand do you hold, and who disturbs your dreams.

26. I am at least clean and neat as a person. If I want to be corrupted, I will be corrupted.

27. I thought I wouldn’t have to go through this year, but I didn’t know I was still alone.

28. I’m sorry, I can’t forget you, I can’t let you go.

29. The other person rejected your dog food and kicked over your dog bowl.

30. I took a test without hesitation, just to save my eyes.

31. The saddest thing is not being single, but not having anyone you like in your heart.

32. Taking the initiative to choose loneliness is probably because of disappointment in human nature.

33. I feel that if you are single for a long time, you will really get single cancer. If someone walks into your life even slightly, you will have an uneasy feeling that the rhythm of your life is disrupted.

34. If you have been single for a long time, you will suddenly be afraid when you meet someone you like. You will smile and shake your head and say forget it.

35. Men who go to bars are looking for excitement, while women are mostly stimulated.

36. I must be a surprise that someone has been waiting for.

37. After we are separated, just remember my kindness or just remember me.

38. People who don’t like me will put trouble in your heart, and I feel really comfortable.

39. It’s good to be single, not jealous, not crying, not caring, not afraid of leaving, not afraid of losing, not afraid of being cheated and betrayed, not afraid of being sentimental.

40. There is a kind of singleness that you ask for, and there is a kind of singleness that is given by others.

Singles 520 Talk 5

1. Do you want a dog at home? The single one!

2. A single boy is called a single dog. Is there any way to describe a single girl? A young man who has been single for 20 years replied: Goubuli.

3. I am single because no one can easily match me, the successor of communism.

4. The other person rejected your dog food and kicked over your dog bowl.

5. Valentine’s Day Statement: It’s not that I don’t fall in love, but no one wants me.

6. After being single for a long time, I don’t even like you anymore.

7. Please don’t call me a single dog. My code name is "Lone Wolf".

8. I want to go to the movies with my partner tomorrow. Do you have any good partners to recommend?

9. Love in the world is too vulgar, so it is better to watch the sunrise alone

< p> 10. Baby is long, baby is short, baby is single, you don’t care.

11. An interesting single is better than a makeshift love.

12. Falling in love is something only madmen do, and it is a form of insanity recognized by society.

13. Challenge to be single for 100 days, today is the 25432nd day.

14. Just post the transfers as much as you want, and I’ll see who I can borrow money from in the past two days.

15. Stop saying you have loneliness and strong alcohol. In fact, you are single. .

16. Do you lack light bulbs? The kind of person who sits and eats without talking is super cute. Especially if you contact me when you go to a high-end restaurant, I can also help you take photos. I am also good at photoshop.

17. “Like a cat in an old alley, I am free but have no destination.” “This is the first time I heard someone talk about being single in such a fresh and refined way.”

18. Stop talking. I am single. At your age, dogs will die of old age.

19. The weather is hot, I am no longer a single dog, I am a hot dog

20. Among a group of student parties, there is always a god-like single dog who can answer all questions love problems.

21. You can’t have your cake and eat it too, but you can be single and poor.

22. Your Valentine’s Day is my lover’s disaster.

23. The whole world is full of the sour smell of love, but I am the only one who exudes the fragrance of a single dog.

24. Convinced 520 It is too boring to find a fight and fall in love. I got angry because I didn’t want to post on Moments and said I was pretending to be single. Isn’t there something wrong with that?

25. I am a prodigal son who always walks alone towards the distance.

26. The boat of friendship capsizes at every turn, and the giant ship of love sinks at every turn. Only the single boat remains standing.

27. Selling it at a high price. I haven’t used my brain to keep it private.

28. My friend asked me how I would spend Valentine’s Day, and I simply said “skip it.”