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Make fun of a friend's circle of friends

Make fun of a friend's circle of friends

Making fun of friends' circle of friends, now many young people share their lives with friends, that is, the way friends express their feelings, and most of them choose to share them in the circle of friends. It is very interesting to joke between friends. Let's share the circle of friends who spoof friends.

Making fun of a friend's circle of friends 1 1, a hen laid a huge egg and a journalist came to interview. The hen was shy and silent, so she had to interview the rooster. The cock rolled up his sleeves. I won't comment on this matter at present, until I catch the ostrich!

2. A man swallowed an artificial eye by mistake and finally got stuck in the anus, so he went to the hospital. The doctor fainted on the spot after seeing it. After waking up, he said: I have been looking at my fart (eye) all my life, but I didn't expect to take a look at it at last. ...

3. Henan Eva asked Henan Mom, "How does ABCDEFG make a sentence?" Henan mother: "A, this B child is from C family? Standing barefoot on D, EF does not wear, GG is still exposed! " Ha ha laugh ...

When a person always farts in the office, his colleagues can't help but say, "Can you keep quiet?" Then I saw him sitting there rocking. Colleagues asked, "What for?" Answer: "I set it to vibrate."

A woman selling eggs was walking on the road at night when a man suddenly jumped out and wanted to do something wrong. The woman bravely resisted, and the man finally succeeded. As soon as it was over, the woman got up and patted the dust on her body: "What a big deal! I didn't say that before I thought I was robbing eggs! "

6. A man went shopping and was in a hurry to pee in the corner. The old lady looked at it and said, "If you urinate anywhere, you will be fined five yuan." The man said, "Who said I peed? Can't I take it out and have a look? "

7. Just as I was screening my resume, I saw a resume of graduate students' award-winning experience: I won Master Kong's "One more bottle" award many times during my school days.

8. In history class, the teacher asked Xiaoming, "Do you know how the Japanese laugh at us?" Xiao Ming: "Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe ..."

9. Nietzsche went to an interview, and the interviewer asked, "What's your name?"

"Nietzsche."

"Guess you are grandma! Next! "

10, when crossing the road, I met a red light. My friend wants to move on. I stopped him: "Wait for the light, wait for the light!" "

My friend turned to me with disdain and said, "Only you have Intel!"

1 1. A brother chases his girlfriend, and every morning he has a pack of heart-shaped biscuits and a bottle of milk. Perseverance, finally got what I wanted. One morning, he went to see his girlfriend with a heart-shaped biscuit. His girlfriend asked, "Where did you buy this biscuit? I went to many supermarkets, but I just couldn't buy this shape. " He proudly said, "Of course I can't find it. I chewed it up ... "

12, my uncle came to visit, but Xiaowen said to his mother, "Mom, I'm going to the zoo to see monkeys." Mother growled at once, "What monkey are you looking at? Your uncle is here. What zoo are you going to? "

13, when I was in college, a teacher asked me to fill out a very important form, and declared that each person should have one, and if there was nothing left, it could not be altered. A buddy came up to fill it out, only to find that the gender column was filled with the national "Han nationality". He thought about it and added a word "Zi" after "Han".

14. Several little boys scraped together a dozen dollars to buy toys, but they didn't know what to buy. One of the suggestions: "Go and buy sanitary napkins!" People don't understand, why? The boy said, "I don't know, but it is said on TV that with it, you can climb mountains, water ski, play ball games and skate, and you can be happy without worry."

Make fun of friends' circle of friends 2 April Fool's Day WeChat trick trick routine 1- WeChat team

First change the WeChat avatar to the avatar of the WeChat team, and then change the name to the WeChat team. Send a message to a friend, saying that the new function of WeChat is online, reply your name, height and weight, and test today's fortune.

Or "the new WeChat function is online, reply to your photo immediately and see which star you are similar to. It is easy for ordinary people to take it seriously if they don't pay much attention.

There are many things you can send if you pretend to be a WeChat team, but you should pay attention to imitating the tone of the WeChat team, but this method is not suitable for people who are usually careful, and it is not suitable for people who feedback questions from the WeChat team.

On April Fool's Day, WeChat plays tricks on people. Routine 2- Changing Name and Surname

If you know that your friend has a crush on the goddess, and you know the note he gave to the goddess, you can change your avatar signature into a goddess, and then pretend to be your identity to play tricks on your friend.

You can invite him to dinner, go to the movies, go shopping, and when your friend really goes, he will find out that this is a scam. At this time, you should be careful in the face of empty friends.

April Fool's Day WeChat Deception Trick 3-Send a circle of friends

You can send a circle of friends with photos on April Fool's Day, saying that you are getting married. Even on April Fool's Day, some people will believe it, and then comment or like it below. Once someone replies, you can ask her to do the same thing.

On April Fool's Day, the routine of WeChat playing tricks on people 4-WeChat comments

Go to a friend's circle of friends and comment as a WeChat assistant: For special reasons, the content you posted has been encrypted. Only you can see this circle of friends. Please forgive me.

At this time, friends will definitely ask people everywhere if they can see their circle of friends.

The circle of friends who spoof Friends 3 talks about the recommendation of the whole circle of friends.

1, forward this message 3 times, and you will be lucky; Forward it 6 times and you will be official; Forward 10 times, and you will be lucky; Forward it 20 times and spend 2 yuan!

I went to the street with you, and suddenly a dog jumped out and bit you. I kicked the dog, and the dog said maliciously, as long as your dog bites me, I won't bite your dog!

I plugged my ears, clenched my trembling hands and shook my head frequently. I can't believe how you got into a mental hospital!

Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei's, your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang's, my love is deeper than Lu's, my affection is longer, but my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's.

Dear user, your mobile phone has the function of withdrawing money: just take out the SIM card and insert it into the ATM. If ATM doesn't accept business, please hit ATM with your mobile phone!

Tell me about the nearest circle of friends.

1, you are ruthless, you are ruthless, you are really ruthless; People are thinner than cucumbers and have no meat; The skin is thicker than the wall, and the shells can't penetrate; The heart is smaller than the eye of a needle and never suffers; Love is thinner than paper, so you can cheat whoever you catch!

2, pink flowers and bones, white bear shirt, skipping small steps, sweet smile. The cutest shape, the liveliest behavior, and the happiest April Fool's Day! Friends, happy holidays!

I have seen countless people in my life, but I have never seen you like this. You said there was no such thing as you! Tall is tall, but it's still so white, just right. Why are you still so handsome? ! What did you say?/Sorry?

The Jianghu knows that you are skilled in martial arts, but you can't be proud. If you do this, you will no longer be a person, but a swordsman! Chivalrous swordsman! Chivalrous swordsman!

Tomorrow, when you wake up, there is a mosquito lying on your pillow, and there is a suicide note beside you: I struggled all night, and your impudence makes me ashamed to live in this world! Lord, forgive him! I killed myself.

6, compare salary with salary, forget it and don't want to live. Take care of yourself, forget it. Compare the stars, forget it. Compare scarlet to scarlet, forget it, it's you. Have a nice weekend and stay young forever.

7. Please read this tongue twister after me if there are still words not on the list at the end of the month. 1 level difficulty: talking nonsense and spending money, level 2 difficulty: spending money will evaporate, level 3 difficulty: playing nonsense and spending money!

8. Be a man, leave a place for fools, do things without the power of fools, and live like a fool. Today, I mixed water with the "fool" and finally found you, the fool who escaped the net. Happy April Fool's Day!

9. Seven commandments after meals: first, quit smoking; second, stop eating fruit immediately; third, relax your belt and drink tea immediately under the temptation; fifth, take a hundred steps; sixth, take a bath immediately; seventh, go to bed immediately! Bajie: Do you remember?

10, idiot, idiot, idiot. The above is due to the recent debugging of the network to test whether the message sent is smooth. If you receive a text message, please ignore it. Today is April Fool's Day.