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Qq space is awesome. Say beautiful sentences.

There is a kind of persistence called crazy praise. Are you crazy? I strongly recommend several wonderful sentences to everyone. You are welcome to use them to express your views. I hope you like them.

Qq space is awesome. Say beautiful sentences.

1. Don't give me a hard look, your face is not a palette.

2. If having money is also a mistake, I'd rather repeat it.

Secret love is the most economical thing in love.

4. How many silly children, like me, are waiting for those endings without endings.

If you ignore me again, I will become the most famous steamed stuffed bun in Tianjin.

6. It's not that I turned the corner, it's that your brain cells are exhausted and you can't turn.

It doesn't matter if you don't like me. I'll let my son marry your daughter in the future.

8. If the friendship between the opposite sex can be pure and lasting, then one of them must be seriously moved.

9. I said: I put too much washing powder. ? The classmate asked:? What? Your brother has too many wives?

10. Look at beautiful women in the street. If you look up, you appreciate them. If you look down, you are hooligans.

1 1. When I have money, I will buy Unicom cards in the mobile building every day!

12. Don't worry about the road you haven't taken, as long as you keep ahead of yourself.

13. Eat up all your health, gamble on prostitution, and kill people.

14. You should live well, for those who want you to live well and for those who want you to die soon.

15. If one day I am killed by you, I won't let you be a ghost.

Talk about the most attractive qq space.

1. I wish I could block Tencent news, at least it won't make me happy.

The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism.

Stay with me no matter what.

I have the ambition to learn hegemony, but I only have the life of learning scum.

I'll try my best to save money to buy an ATM.

6. War is a general's desire and a soldier's fear.

7. Your denial is enough to make me despair.

8. Women are not omnipotent, but you can't do anything without them.

9. There are two paths in life: a dream with your heart and a reality with your feet.

10. I like transparent and pure things because my heart is pure.

1 1. Warm reminder, please enjoy the food in your own bowl and don't play tricks on other people's bowls.

12. Please allow me to calm down and bury the past with silence.

13. Seeing their wedding photos, I really want to PS them in black and white and hang them on the wall.

14. Sleep in class, fight after class, and die in the exam.

15. If I hadn't convinced myself, I would have turned against the world.

The most attractive thing about qq space is popularity.

1. I tried to be an interesting person, but then I went astray and became a tease.

Every time I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

3. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and the sky said, stop it, handsome sister.

No matter how stressful the study is, don't forget to give yourself a pair of scissors with a smile, because that is the best self.

5. moody. the attitude of the first second is different from that of the second. I'm sorry, I'm a bad person.

When I have money, I will spend it like water.

7. It is difficult to attend classes at noon on weeding day. A little broken book, sitting all morning.

8. If the teacher didn't say you can't litter, I would throw you out.

9. The teacher said that a wrong question is a kind of wealth. I read my paper and found that I am a local tyrant.

10. We agreed to grow old together. How can you bake oil secretly?

1 1. Teacher, if you ignore the bell again, then we will ignore the bell.

12. Why do you have to sleep for a long time before you die?

13. You haven't changed a bit. You are still such a bitch.

14. The wind blew me from the goddess to the female nerve.

15. Be calm for a while, and you will die if it breaks out.

16. If you don't have medicine, don't always remind me that I am ill.

17. You said you lived together, and I'm sure you're not what I want.

18. Human nature is such a calm thinking. As long as you get something better, you will be willing to give up.

19. clap your head to make a decision, and clap your chest to make sure to leave.

20. Have an accident, or die or lose memory.

2 1. It is said that we are the flowers of the motherland. Why am I the one who gets hurt?

22. The tortoise can beat the rabbit, but in fact it just goes its own way.

I want to be a little monster, because Altman can't beat me.

24. If you walk too coquettish, you will wrestle, and if you show off in an ostentatious manner, you will flash your waist.

25. Who said he was angry when he was angry? Maybe it's what he's afraid to say.

26. Take you to fly and get stuck in the garbage.

27. Women are cute when they first meet and fierce when they meet.

28. Recently, I heard that you became a rich man and recognized Jiro as a master.

29. One minute of love, one hour of love and one day of love. Forget him, but it's a lifetime.

Don't make yourself so sad, so suppress your dual personality.