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Handy girl's necessary copywriting
Handy girls must copy (selected 48 sentences) 1. In fact, some boys are willing to come over and deliver my meal at night. It's really touching, but the delivery fee is a bit expensive. 2. At home, I still insist on surfing the Internet when I have a fever, and sneezing at school thought it was terminal cancer. The high temperature in summer made me thoroughly understand the greatness of that famous saying? Let the storm come more violently! 4. Do you love me? If you love me, put on a white wedding dress and peel it off with your crazy hands. Be a likable girl. If you don't know what to do, you can refer to me. 6. I should put it on Taobao, because I am also a baby. 7. Everyone else is holding hands, but I am holding a dog in my hand to see who bites people unhappy. 8. As soon as I emphasize keeping a low profile, you will clap and scream for me. 9. Breaking up is boring. Play divorce if you can. 10. In order to be a rich second generation, I stayed in bed every day until my father made a fortune. 1 1. Is anyone online dating? I can only accept 15km long-distance love, and my battery car will be dead if I go any further. 12. My ex-boyfriend is getting married. He called me and asked me if I would go. I gave him a decisive answer: next time. 13. People wear Rolex. You said they had money. I'm wearing a little genius mobile phone watch. You said I was sick. Do you know how convenient it is for my mother to find me? 14. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person. 15. A mirror was installed in the school stairs, telling us that ugly people should read more books. 16. When everyone is low-key, they can be high-key, but they can't be out of tune. 17. How can I deal with someone who has a crush on me if I am not handsome? 18. Kindness should have a bottom line and generosity should have principles. Indiscriminate, only know how to be good to people, it will be worthy of your good. 19. It's tiring to pretend to be beautiful. Fortunately, I am really beautiful. 20. Don't lower your head, it looks short. 2 1. Do you know? That's what sex does. Mating is individual. My mother asked me why I didn't come out in the bathroom for so long. I didn't dare to tell her that I was fascinated by myself when I passed the mirror. 23. Personality is just a little bit. Remember to leave some flowers. Spending money is shameful. My future is not a dream, but a nightmare. 25. I can't lengthen the length of life, but I can expand the width of life. You only look thin when I am fat, lest I look ugly when I am thin. 26. I am small-minded, but I don't lack it. I have a good temper, but I don't lack it! 27. We used to be husband and wife, but now we are mobile phones. A mobile phone in hand, forever. The mobile phone is not in hand, and there is no soul. 28. Making money is an ability, and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high. 29. I am a violent butcher and a docile pet. 30. Many things have to be digested by themselves, so the more you grow up, the fatter you get. 3 1. Who says I can't play musical instruments? I quit. I played well. 32. Some things, some people, some scenery, once looked at each other, even for a moment, are eternal. 33. All's well that ends well for the rich, and the poor become house slaves. 34. Little pig dreams of becoming a sailor when he grows up. His mother said that dreams and reality are opposites, and he grew up to be a ham. 35. Having no money is not the saddest thing. What's even sadder is that your father has no money. 36. Look at a temple from a distance and our alma mater from a distance. More than 300 nuns, more than 10 thousand have experienced it. 37. A beautiful skin is 3,100 nights, and an interesting soul wants a house and a car. At present, the only thing that can be put down is chopsticks, and the only thing that can't be put down is the bed. 39. Take a closed disciple. The previous disciple was so fat that he was caught in the door. 40. I don't like robbing other people's things all my life, and I won't let what I deserve. 4 1. Once bitten by a snake, birds sing everywhere around me. (Teacher's comment: This is very meaningful. ) 42. When you enter the examination room, you will lose your memory, and when you leave the examination room, you will be paranoid. 43. You like to talk sarcastically. Are you born with essential balm and cool oil? 44. People can't stop laughing. The copywriting in the circle of friends is super humorous and interesting. 1 45. There was once a sincere love in front of me. I didn't cherish it. What if I could start over? I want to choose Li Bai. 46. If I'm in love, it doesn't matter if I'm late. If I get rich, please do it now! 47. At least the human brain will be short-circuited, and I don't even have a power supply. 48. A beautiful woman usually has two characteristics. First, she said half.
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