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Philosophical statements about men and women

Philosophical statements about men and women

1, after the first date, women will wait reserved even if they secretly love each other. If a man doesn't call, it must not be because he is reserved, but it can only show that he is not interested in you.

2. When a woman finds a lifelong partner, she will settle down. Only when a man finds himself and has a clear understanding of the future will he decide to give his life to a woman who can accept himself.

4. Once a woman falls in love, she can pay for it indefinitely. Men don't pay too much, which is unnatural, but often after paying too much, they find that there is no more, so they stop paying unnecessarily.

5. When breaking up, women are often too busy with sadness and don't know how to be beautiful. A man's rational thinking and eloquence can always be of great use at this time. He will make you feel that separation is inevitable and beneficial to the country and the people.

6. Women like to be spoiled by men. Men also like to serve girls and make them happy, but they never want to serve Princess Jiao Jiao like slaves.

7. Women are full of illusions about love, and making love is proof of love. Men are full of fantasies about making love, and falling in love is just a way to realize those fantasies.

8. When a woman is anxious, she will talk to relieve it. In order not to leave the impression of sissy, men have to bury all unpleasant things in their hearts.

9. Hasty sex will make women uncomfortable. Men like to do it quickly.

10, women sometimes feel quiet in bed to show their purity. Besides, a man really wants to hear your voice in bed, otherwise he will think you are asleep or having sex under a quilt.

1 1. Women think a lot about men in terms of sex. Men are selfish in this respect.

12, women need romance and safety when making love. Men can have sex anytime, anywhere, no matter how noisy the TV is or how dirty the sheets are.

13, breaking up, it is difficult for women to accept another skin kiss with their ex-boyfriend. For men, having sex with an ex-girlfriend is like going home to visit relatives. It's no big deal.

14, women will avoid sleeping with male friends because it will confuse friendship and love. Men don't care about this.

15, women love to introduce their boyfriends to their sisters. Men don't want to know your sister gang too early. The reason is very simple. It is enough for you to watch him alone. He doesn't want more people to watch him for you.

16, the woman said, you are not my type, and she is probably lying. The man said, you are not my type, and he is 100% honest.

17, women worry that men care about their love history. In fact, it is easy for a man to tolerate a woman's past, because he is the winner compared with his predecessor.

18, it is difficult for women to think about feelings and desires separately. In men's subjective understanding, the penis is an individual who can take responsibility independently, and can act independently from the body completely, so feelings and desires are obviously separated.

19, women like perfume. Men don't like it because it is easy to be followed by their own women.

20. When women are not interested in men, they will convince themselves to find more advantages in each other. When men are not interested in you, they will never give in.

2 1, women think that the bigger the breasts, the more men like them, so many people go for breast augmentation. In fact, men like real breasts as much as they like real women.

22. Women think there are too many men and too few good men. Men think there are too many girls and too little time.

23. Women are infatuated with the taste of being pursued. Men like to take the initiative in relationships.

24. When women are trapped by love, they often lower their bottom line and compromise. Men will set the bottom line in advance, and once touched, they will turn away without hesitation.

25. Women always prove men's love and pursue the feeling of being entrusted for life. Men are more concerned with sensory and rational decisions. Once the relationship between them is determined, they are too lazy to repeatedly verify the correctness of this relationship and are only satisfied with the sensory level.

26. Don't think coquetry is a woman's patent. Men also love to do this, but they never like their women to show off.

27, kissing for women, even more ecstasy than sex. But men really want to skip this link and get to the point.

28. Women often need a third party to put in a good word for themselves. In the eyes of men, self-praise is also a virtue, especially in front of the right woman.

29. Women often don't believe that men say I love you, so they ask questions over and over again and keep trying to prove it. In fact, when a mature man says I love you, he must really think so.

30. Women often love only one kind of man all their lives. Men's tastes often change.

3 1, a woman's love is born of worship. Men's love comes from sex.

32. Women will feel uneasy after getting love, because they are afraid of losing love. Men will be uneasy if they don't get it, because they are eager for physical conquest.

33. Women say I'm not good enough for you. The subtext is that if you coax me again, I will promise you. The man said, I don't deserve you, and he really doesn't deserve you.

34. When a woman falls in love, she can't help thinking about lifelong events. Men fall in love first not to talk about marriage, but to have fun from it. Marriage and love are completely different things to him.

35. Women will put their friends behind their husbands, jobs, TV shows and so on. Men need to spend more time discussing with their brothers how to pick up girls.

Male and female

It's hard for a man to sleep with a woman for the first time, but it will be easy in the future. It's easy for a woman to sleep with a man for the first time, but it's getting harder and harder later. A man wants to divorce his wife after making money, but a man can't make money and his wife wants to divorce him.

Before marriage, men should lend money to let women eat well, and after marriage, women should lend money to let men eat well. Men's business is reflected in getting busier and busier at work, while women's business is reflected in getting salty at cooking. The poorest man does not bargain when buying food, while the richest woman bargains when buying food.

When a woman tells you that she hates you, it means that she likes you. When a man tells you that he hates you, he really hates you. Traditional men are pure before marriage and start fooling around after marriage. Modern men fool around before marriage and become honest after marriage. Traditional women are honest before giving birth and begin to dream after giving birth.

No, modern women fantasize before giving birth and become honest after giving birth.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman's support, and behind every successful woman, there are a lot of men's support. The man women hate most is Chen Shimei, and the woman men like most is Pan Jinlian.

Men look at women, the most beautiful when they are in love, the most common after marriage, the ugliest after divorce, and the most beautiful after divorce. Women are most sincere when they are in love, most boring after marriage, most hypocritical before divorce, and sincere after divorce.

For men, the most beautiful woman is an unattainable woman. For a woman, the most handsome man is the man she already has. Women are always afraid of men's sex, but they don't like men when they go to bed. Men always think that women are slutty when they go to bed, but they are afraid that women will not be slutty when they go to bed.

Men give women bras to show that they want to establish a lover relationship, while women give men underwear to show that they have a lover relationship.

Women are kind because they are stupid, and men are stupid because they are kind. A man who divorces without property is definitely not a good man, and a woman who divorces without property is definitely a good woman.

If a woman's company sends 1000 yuan, she will tell the man that she will send 1000 yuan, her friend will send 500 yuan, and the man's company will send 1000 yuan. He will tell her that she will send 500 yuan and her friend will send 1500 yuan. Women save money to spend on their husbands in the future, while men save money to spend on other women in the future.

Women like to hear men say that another woman is ugly, and men like to hear women say that another man has failed. When women comfort women, they often say that they are miserable. When a man comforts a man, he often says that another man is worse.

It is a habit for men to lie, and it is a need for women to lie.

Men and women are actually endless stories that cannot be explained.

Sad phrases about men and women

Women-the proudest thing is not how many men they have had. But how many women are her men willing to refuse for her?

Men-the proudest thing is not how many women have slept with. But to have a woman who is worth rejecting other women for her.

A person who doesn't care much about you and doesn't walk into your heart believes that you are happy when he sees your smiling face.

And I know that your expression has nothing to do with your mood, but a kind of etiquette, a kind of packaging and a kind of protection.

I know that behind your smile, I long for a pair of eyes that can see through everything and a hand that can only hold your hand.

With a shoulder to lean on, he can melt all your pain and bitterness and let your smile penetrate into your heart.

The more you talk, the more your stupidity will be exposed.

The more you listen, the faster your wisdom will grow.

Listening is a good way to learn from others' strengths and make up for your own shortcomings;

Listening is a bridge to communicate and respect each other;

Listening is a magic weapon to abandon mistakes and stay away from regrets.

Silence can save a lot of trouble, and listening is the greatest wisdom.

Learn to listen, and you will find the world laughing with you.

Don't believe the oath that the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, because we can't wait for that day.

Keep a pure heart and don't say your love easily.

Believe in true love, but don't be stupid, and don't fall in love with a person who has exhausted all means in love.

Don't trust a person who is not going to introduce you to his circle of friends.

The most important thing is to be naive, happy, cheerful and be a happy and warm person.

Coffee is bitter or sweet, not how to stir it, but whether to put sugar;

The pain is not so hard to forget, but whether you have the courage to start over.

When you explain how much you gave up for her, in fact, you can't get her heart;

When you started to make a deal with her to save your love, you actually lost her forever.

Some people stay with you just because of sympathy; Some people haven't left you yet, just because of nostalgia.

If one day you suddenly find that she is not with you, I hope you don't care too much, because this is not love.

A song. Will think of you. Some words. Will think of you.

A short message. Will think of you. A movie. Will think of you.

A side face. Will think of you. A smile. Will think of you.

A little warmth. Will think of you.

Only then did I find that I became so fragile by carelessness.

I just found out that anyone who is not careful will step on the thunder that misses you, and then let himself be crushed in the thoughts of you.

Life is like the weather, it rains in the sunny sun, and the wind will rise after the tree is quiet.

If you feel unhappy, just blow in the wind and get wet in the rain. The world is really big.

Many scenery, short life. Instead of crouching in the shadows, it is better to fight bravely, starting with failure and taking setbacks as a ladder.

As long as you have worked hard and struggled, you will find that there is no shadow.

Sunshine will lose its meaning, and flowers growing on wounds will be more dazzling.

Some things, I don't say, I don't ask, doesn't mean I don't care.

This is a busy ending, not the whole city or this country, but everything to me.

What do you want, to be together all your life, or to live well;

All I want is a simple and stable life.

Love is desperate, water under the bridge. The best happiness is the care you give.

If one day, we no longer care about everything willfully!

If one day, we don't need to stick together all the time!

If one day, we don't just smile at each other!

If one day, we don't care about daily necessities!

If one day, we are no longer two wayward children!

If one day, we are used to blaming each other!

If there is such a day, let's get married!

If you are unhappy, if you are unhappy, let go;

If you can't bear it, if you can't let it go, it will be painful.

I know now that I can still love a person without knowing him.

I understand now that if I don't love someone, I will miss him.

Some people appear inadvertently and surprise you unexpectedly. They used to think they were the gods in your life.

The desire to save the soul is actually wrong. Some people are destined to be just passers-by in life.

When feelings are hurt, the most painful thing is yourself. I always feel that at the moment of injury,

All the pains in the world have accumulated on me, so I have suffered, complained and cried.

And when everything finally disappears, you will suddenly wake up.

It turns out that you are not the only one who is injured, just like all the forces in the world are mutual.

When you always feel hurt, maybe the other person is suffering from another kind of pain.

What you like is not necessarily the best; The best is not necessarily the most suitable;

The most suitable is the most valuable. Love can be loved, heart can be known, fate can be gathered, and dreams can be round.

There is nothing wrong with young feelings, like a person and love a flower.

Life is only a few decades, don't leave any regrets for yourself.

Laugh happily and cry if you want. As long as you love, like and cherish, it is beautiful.

The highest state of love is to stand the dull fleeting time.

When a man really likes you, he will take the initiative to send a message or call you because he misses you very much.

He will care about your every move because he is afraid of losing you.

He will come to comfort you when he sees that you are in a bad mood. Although you are angry with him, he still puts up with it.

He will tell you some of his secrets, even some secrets that even his best friend doesn't know.

I just found out that emotional people think a lot. Just like when I send you a message, you will reply to me occasionally, and then simply don't reply and float away.

We both know that none of us will be the last.

I think if I spend a few more seconds with you, you will miss me more.

I think if I talk to you desperately, you will feel how much I love you.

I thought I did something, and you'll understand.

But I was wrong. ...

People who know me know my willfulness and naivety, but they never care.

People who know me clearly know how much I want him to come after me when I turn around angrily.

People who know me will text me or call me because he misses me.

People who know me think too much, so I quietly enjoy this little happiness that belongs to me.

People who know me, although I don't know when you will appear, I will wait for you because I believe in your existence.

Don't say, don't do, don't miss it. Now, we should all forget each other and live each other's lives again.

Don't give up, don't entangle, wandering on the edge of love and hate, it will only make you more sad and let your youth pass away needlessly.

Once the sea was difficult for water, there was no need to remember, let go with a smile and let each other relax.

Nothing can't be abandoned.

Don't hesitate any longer, and make up your mind to be a person who can let go.

The saddest moment in love is the coldness in the later period.

A person who once loved you is suddenly far away from you, just a stone's throw away, but it is the end of the world.

Once vigorous, ever ever-changing, ever complacent, ever heartbroken.

Finally, the saddest breakup turned out to be silence.

Love, sometimes does not need a vow of eternal love, but she must need meticulous care and greetings;

Love, sometimes does not need Liang Zhu to become a butterfly's tragic, but she must need tacit understanding and congenial;

Love sometimes doesn't need to be followed by a man and a woman, but she must need mutual care, support and understanding.

Love is a kind of unclear thing.

Obviously don't care about each other, but always reluctant.

Obviously, I am deeply hurt by each other's lies, but I always trust each other unconditionally.

Clearly know each other's sadness, but always bind each other.

I really want to forget, but I always think of it inadvertently.

There is a kind of love, hanging with tears, but very sad, that is called giving up!

Although giving up is painful, it is also a kind of happy possession, and feelings cannot be forced.

If you cling to it, you will also get scars and pain.

Hold your hand tightly, there is nothing in it, release your hand, and you have everything.

Life is like this, whether you are caught or gone, those things are inseparable.

Some things can't be turned back, but some people can only be buried forever.

Mom said that as long as I admit my mistake, I will hold hands again;

You said that sometimes admitting mistakes can make us hold hands again.

Relatives will always forgive because you are their child;

Lovers are always unforgivable because we are all children.

What should the so-called love look like: vigorous and desperate, is it love?

Caring for each other and holding hands is always love?

Plain as water, respectful as a guest, is it love?

True love should be that two people understand and respect each other.

No entanglement, no stumbling, no possession, and then accompanied by a long journey.

Who meets you in the vast sea of people, you meet who;

Who missed you and who you noticed;

Who accompanied you for a journey, and who did you accompany for a lifetime?

Along the way, you will meet many people, perhaps to accompany you for a stop.

Maybe just a passer-by, so there are many commas in life, one comma for each experience,

A comma in a relationship, a comma in a paragraph of text, and countless commas are waiting for the final period.

Is there such a person, you have said to give up countless times, but you still can't bear to part with it?

Is there such a person that you are willing to be hurt, even though you know you will be black and blue?

Is there a person who wants to cry when you are alone, but pretends to smile indifferently when you see him?

Is there such a person who can exchange dozens of short messages with TA every day, but it is embarrassing to make a phone call?

Maybe many years later, I will forget what I love you now.

Maybe many years later, I will forget all the details I have experienced.

Maybe many years later, I will forget my despair of you.

All the memories about us are inferior to our forgetfulness in the future.

But no matter how time passes, I will never forget how I felt when I loved you.

If you love someone deeply, you should learn to stop yourself and don't take him as everything.

Don't tell him everything and don't share all your secrets with him.

If you invest too much, you will gradually forget yourself. People who have no self,

There is no place in love, and there is only one ending. The tighter you hold on to love,

However, the farther you run, the more you will crush your dreams, and let the promises you once made drift away like flying flowers.

Some things, I don't say, I don't ask, doesn't mean I don't care.

Once, who cried for whom. You are the sand blown into my eyes, which blurs my eyes and can't see the sky clearly.

This is a busy ending, not the whole city or this country, but everything to me.

What do you want, to be together all your life, or to live well;

All I want is a simple and stable life.

Love is desperate, water under the bridge. The best happiness is the care you give.

Some things are destined to be stories, some people are destined to be old friends, and some roads are destined to go alone.

Some people, some things, broke into life, gained and lost, yesterday's sadness, today's happiness, joys and sorrows should be remembered.

When all this becomes a memory, what will remain in our memory?

Many things have passed, many people have left and experienced more, and their hearts will be strong and their roads will be solid.

Sometimes, I suddenly feel insecure; Sometimes, I don't have the courage;

Sometimes I pretend to be happy; Sometimes, I will be willful.

I will be moved to tears for small things, and I will be too excited to sleep for small things.

I will listen to sad songs when I am sad, and share them with people who care about me when I am happy.

I have always felt that I am not good enough. I admit, I am not perfect, but I am real.

Between men and women, every sentence contains a philosophy of life.

Love is abnormal, sometimes even a kind of abnormal condition, so love can make people suffer and there is nowhere to escape. At the same time, love cannot be regulated by general moral principles. Your braised pork and my intestinal medicine are suitable for both men and women. After all, the relationship between men and women in the world has a long history. Love and hate, although an old topic, will always make people flock to them. Even if the heart is broken like dumpling stuffing, it is also a moth, bent on death, regardless. Perhaps, no one can make it clear about love. Regarding men and women, no one can do without being hurt. Who do you love and who loves you?

When you open the curtain of life, all you see is a drama in which men and women are constantly entangled. What makes people feel more deeply is that the material is getting richer and richer, but love is getting more and more fragile and can't stand the test of any wind and rain. The common situation in reality is that how many people can use the once sacred sword of love to resist the temptation and test of money, status and power?

● Love is no longer a priceless treasure in people's hearts, but something that someone hopes no one will love? In the material world, people who are as smart as we are, as ordinary as we are, and who know how to advance and retreat as we are, even if they once owned something called love, will not turn into an immortal butterfly like butterfly lovers, and eventually become bugs or moths, as ugly as life. After watching too many quarrels and separations around me, and then reading Qu Mo's Things between Men and Women, I suddenly realized that the original thing between men and women is not how complicated the love experience is, but that people have too many desires, which makes love unrecognizable.

Love, no matter what, is like a movie, with only the main line, no fixed story and no ending. But how can we understand women and men so that ordinary people in the world of mortals will no longer suffer for men and women?

I think, if you want to see things about men and women more clearly, and look at Qu Mo's things about men and women, you will find the answer you want. Just knocking at the door in the smoke of pear blossoms, holding hands and seeing tears full of traces, I wonder if those friends who stumbled about men and women will have the same understanding after reading Qu Mo's book, thus leaving a line of the same words?

● Men think that women's cuteness is the most important, and women think that men's reliability is the most important. Therefore, women always trudge in their feelings, and men always rush about in their responsibilities.

● Men say they are tired on their shoulders, while women say they are tired in their hearts.

● Men love to look at women with their eyes and are most easily confused by beauty; Women love to think about men with their hearts, and they are most vulnerable to heartbreak.

Between cleverness and beauty, women pay attention to the former, while men tend to the latter. So some people say that men choose women by feeling, and women choose men by feeling; Men love to see what the woman in front of them is like, and women love to see what the man in the future is like.

● There are many women in the world, and men say there is more than one worthy of love; There are many men in the world, and women say that only one man is worth loving.

● Because there is more than one, men rarely think carefully when looking for women; Because there is only one, women often think hard when looking for a man.

For women, I love you all my life. For a man, the endless thing in his life is who I love.

● Men are beautiful, and beauty lies in depth and sincerity; The beauty of a woman lies in her manners and expressions.

● Women talk more than men, but they often can't convince themselves; Although men talk less; It can hit the nail on the head

Women's worship of men gives men strength and courage; Men's appreciation of women makes women more attractive and aura. But blind worship will make men pretentious, and excessive appreciation will make women frivolous and deceive themselves. So men and women often want to change places, but they can never change places. Therefore, men can never understand women, and neither can women.

In fact, many boys don't know that girls turn around after getting angry with them, but just keep sobbing. In fact, many boys don't know that girls are never really angry with them, because she really likes and cares about him. In fact, many boys don't know that girls only nag at boys they like and only play with people they like.

You know, if she doesn't like you, she won't care about you at all, lest you do something wrong. You know, she doesn't like you, she won't be angry with you at all, and she won't be spoiled for you. She is a lady in front of others. You know, if she doesn't like you, you can't make her cry at all, even if she is angry, it won't last more than two days. And all this is just because she likes you, and all this is because you don't care about her enough and don't understand her enough. So, you often quarrel, you think she has a bad temper, and she thinks you are not accommodating her enough. So, you are always cold war. You think she doesn't like you, she thinks you don't care about her. As a result, you always miss each other inexplicably. Perhaps passing by is a sad helplessness and happiness.

You know, sadness is still a kind of beauty, beauty is gorgeous, and sadness and vicissitudes are even more beautiful. Because she likes you, she occasionally gets angry with you and often acts like a spoiled brat. Because she likes you, she will be angry with you; And because she likes you, she won't be angry for long.

You know, every girl's heart is made of crystal, crystal clear, but it is easy to be bruised and broken. Do you know that every girl is defenseless? You broke into her heart so easily, leaving only harm when you left.

She never knew that no one in the world could make her cry, because the one who really deserves her tears is reluctant to make her cry. She will be very reserved, she will be proud, she will be indifferent, she always says you go away, but her heart keeps telling you to stay. Please open your ears and your heart to listen to her inner voice, not her duplicity.

She will watch you turn, and then she will follow you. When you pass by sideways, you can't see her tears, and they all pour on your face.

If you like her, please spend more time with her; If you like her, please spoil her more; If you like her, please let her go. If you like her, please listen to her inner voice. It's crying Please hug her.

In love, you always hurt each other, as if this can prove that you love fiercely and powerfully. However, love is not right or wrong; No one in love is more than me, and I am less than you.

You love her and she loves you, that's enough. Don't try to hurt each other and make them more vulnerable and sad.

You love each other. What you need is warmth, happiness, sweetness, happiness, not harm.

● Don't declare war with silence, don't give in to each other, and don't leave without saying anything.

You know, when you left, your eyes were foggy and her eyes were full of tears.

The calmer the war, the more it spreads. This is the cold war and mutual harm. Anyway, those wounds once existed and could not be erased.

Please give her a hug, and use your hug to resolve the sadness in her heart and the tears in her eyes. She likes you, she will never refuse your hug, she will only be afraid of your indifference and turn to silence.

Remember, people who love each other should not declare war easily, because the damage brought by the cold war is unexpected. Please also remember that as long as you like her, there is nothing you can't accept. As long as you like her, you like everything about her. Then all her little temper, bad temper and bad habits are spoiled in your eyes. Please also remember that she likes you, what she needs is not that you really turn around, and what she said is not what she really means. She just wants you to spoil her and hug her, even if she doesn't apologize.

● True love does not need vows, because love has nothing to do with vows. True love need not be expressed in words. I love you, which is often said, is sometimes a habitual colloquial language, which has nothing to do with love or not. Love without vows is the most reliable. Only when we are old, like the protagonist of noble love, can love be answered by oath.

There is no such thing as a free lunch. Similarly, there is no free love in the world. Those who play with fire set themselves on fire, while those who cheat are hurt by love. Numerous facts have proved that all irrational behaviors, including love and marriage, should be punished.

● In the emotional world, if it is not yours, it will eventually be lost. No matter how earth-shattering you love, no matter how tearful you are, you can't find a true love destination.

● Men and women are embarrassed and troublesome until they become a de facto marriage.