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Bean fans, talk about it.

1. It is said that the probability of getting back together is 82%, but the probability of getting back together is only 3%, and the remaining 97% will break up again. Because of you, even if there is only a 3% chance, I want to try again. I have no energy to fall in love with others. If so, let's start over.

2. I just hope that people I like haunt me every day, chat with me every day, ask me where I have been, what I have done and what I have eaten every day, share songs with me every day, and love me when I see funny ones. The screenshot is really not enough, just post me anyway. I like to be stuck by the person I like, but I'm not tired of it.

3. Some people try their best to get close to you, while others gently hook up and let you roll and climb away.

The older I grow up, the more I feel it is difficult to meet someone who can spoil you with the second sentence in my life.

I like apples, but you gave me a box of pears. You asked me if I was moved, and I couldn't answer, so I was indifferent when you told everyone how much you had done for me.

6. A perfect love is generally like this: each has a stable job and social circle, supports all the way on the road of growth, and is naive like a child in front of the other party. Independence and intimacy, love and freedom. There is no battle of wits, only complementarity.

7. I hope you can like me more and more, and then behave more obviously.

8. How many times have you turned off your cell phone in a rage and turned it on only to find nothing?

9. How do you say you like someone? Probably in a sea of people, you are the cutest.

10. The first person you think of when you wake up can't be a friend.

1 1. Now is probably my best life. I have a dream to pursue, a goal to work hard and a lovely person.

12. How can you be generous if you like someone? Become the most narrow-minded person in the world. Look at all the beautiful women around him like little bitches. He couldn't help laughing at other girls twice, but he couldn't help being jealous for no reason. He doesn't care about anything, but when he falls in love, he finds that liking means caring, but he pretends to be calm when he makes love inside, and I miss you very much when you are by my side.

13. Jianghu children like Lao Tzu never know what eight points are full. Time has always been only love and hate, gain and give up, the heart is dying and boiling, fuck me, fuck me. I love you. If you lie, you will kill me.

14. The Wi-Fi signal is full, the other party is inputting, your courier is already delivering, the water temperature is just right, the old clothes are changed, and the last chicken leg in the fried chicken shop is my happiest thing.

Dialogue with your own classics; When the world is getting worse, I just hope you can get better and better.

First, you should preserve your loveliness, care for your kindness and become brave. When the world is getting worse, I just hope you can get better and better.

Second, I used to like to look good, but now I like the relationship without chaos. The more people you meet, the more you know who you really want to be with. The more places you have been, the more you know where you want to go.

No matter whether you are happy or sad, no matter whether the people you meet are good or bad, they can always teach you something and then help you become a better person.

Sometimes, God wants you to end a relationship, not to confiscate your happiness, but because God always sees your unhappiness in his eyes. Even God loves you dearly and feels unworthy, so he lets you go.

5. Humble to please others will only be ignored by others. Only one's own strength can win the attention of others, and only equal treatment can win real respect.

6. In this world, some people beat others with strength, those without strength beat others with wisdom, those without wisdom beat others with intrigue, and those with nothing beat others with despicable means.

Seven, you can't wait for others to arrange your life, what you want, go for it yourself. Look down, work hard, and the bitterness of eating will pave the way you want.

Eight, don't live like a victim, eager to tell everyone about your misfortune. One day, you will find that you have to taste the ups and downs, live a long life alone, strive to become stronger, and then be alone.

9. You are lucky to have someone to help you. It's a just fate that no one helps you. No one should do anything for you, because you are an ordinary person, life is your own, and you are responsible for yourself.

Ten, there will always be people say hello, and some people will say that you are not good, but as long as you have a clear conscience, you don't have to cling to other people's judgments. You don't need to look at other people's eyes, and you don't need to please others blindly, so you will live more tired.

Inspirational talk full of positive energy: 202 1: When the world is getting worse and worse, I just hope you can get better.

1. Nothing in this world is a terrible loss. The only terrible thing is to lose your heart and courage. As long as you persevere and work hard, as long as you look to the future, life will always belong to you, and the glory of life will always belong to you. -Yu

2. You should preserve your loveliness and care for your kindness and courage. When the world is getting worse, I just hope you can get better and better.

3, not so good days, learn to find a happy reason for yourself every day, even if it is only warm sunshine and full of motivation.

Don't worry that others will do better than you. You just need to do better every day than the day before. Growth is competition with oneself. Because being superior to others is not noble, the real nobility should be superior to yourself in the past.

5. The cultivation of the mind should be based on the purity of the mind, and the cultivation should be based on the non-ego. The past, the past heart, can't remember; Now, now, you can follow the fate; Future, future heart, why bother.

6. Don't worry about the obstacles you can't cross, and the people you can't forget should come to an end. On the new journey, I hope that from now on, don't love too much, don't sleep too late, and love yourself.

7. More patience means less regret. Turn your back a few more times, and there will be a few more steps. Don't make a fuss if you don't hear more. Less malice will give you more space so that you can meet each other in the future.

8. One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then in a casual moment, you will find that you have really forgotten what you tried so hard to forget.

9. Everyone should use your efforts to amaze the time, and life will not be kind to anyone who works hard.

10. Only by relying on yourself can we be fearless of difficulties. Rely on others, always afraid of wind and frost. Don't blame no one for helping you when you are in trouble. Don't blame that no one stands in your way when you are in danger. If you are strong, the difficulties are negligible. If you are brave, you can ignore the danger.

Make sentences with more and more what.

1. Love is like a long river. While gathering its tributaries, its Xiangjiang River is becoming wider and wider, and its bottom is becoming more and more unfathomable.

The weather is changing rapidly, and the dark clouds in the sky are getting thicker and darker. It seems that night has come.

It's getting dark Dark clouds are as low as the market. The clouds are getting thicker and the sky is getting lower and lower. At that time, it was dark. A terrible darkness tried to devour the whole world like a greedy demon.

In the dark, a little fire moves from a distance, getting bigger and brighter.

Nowadays, students' diplomas are getting higher and higher, and employment opportunities are getting wider and wider.

6. If you are picky and want to pick out any shortcomings, you will only feel that the magical full moon is getting more and more round in your eyes, and it will always be a delicate circle.

7. Old people's hair is getting less and less and whiter.

8. This loneliness is as great as a glacier on the permafrost outside. Year after year, it accumulates higher and higher on the destroyer Xuefeng, never melting, getting higher and sharper. But one day, when the weight of loneliness exceeds the limit, it will collapse and the avalanche will devour the whole world.

9. Summarizing successful experiences can make people more and more intelligent, and summarizing the reasons for failure can make people more and more cautious.

10, the cold winter has arrived, and the trees that can't stand the cold have withered and fallen leaves long ago, but the osmanthus trees still stand proudly. Its leaves are getting thicker, harder and darker. Although there is no oily green luster in summer, the branches and leaves of the tree are still full of vitality and strive for progress.

1 1, they are getting richer and more self-centered. What they build in charm is an extension of their own bodies. We lock ourselves behind wealth, grow inward and create a seamless personal world.

Trust is life. With the growth of trust, you will enjoy more and more rich life.

13, the weather is getting hotter and hotter, the days are getting more and more prosperous, the world is getting more and more exciting, the mood is getting more and more happy, the wealth is getting richer, and life is getting more and more enjoyable. May happiness stick to you more and more!

14, her speech speed is getting faster and faster, her voice is getting clearer and clearer, like a cannon.

15, time makes the deep things deeper and deeper, and the shallow things become shallower and shallower.

16, you are a loser, no shame. You are a failure to beautify yourself, which is very shameful. If any failure gives you a moral advantage, you will get more and more failures as you wish, and then become more and more noble.

17, Your Highness Jesus, if you have time to go to the underworld, you will see a large area of Manzhu Shahua. Day after day, they become stronger and sadder.

I hope that in the future, our world will become more and more beautiful and people's hearts will become more and more pure.

19. With the development of science and technology, people are increasingly dependent on electronic products.

20. The bigger the cowhide is blown, the less skills it has; Temper is getting bigger and bigger, talent is getting less and less; More and more courage, less and less measurement; The harder you fight, the less motivated you are; Power is getting bigger and bigger, and prestige is getting lower and lower; The shelf is getting bigger and bigger, and the personality is getting smaller and smaller. People should be modest!

2 1. Suddenly, raindrops as big as soybeans fell obliquely, and the ground blossomed everywhere like pockmarked faces. The rain is getting heavier, more urgent and more oblique. In a short time, the water on the ground became a river.

22. The dark clouds in the sky are getting lower and darker. After a while, a gust of wind blew. The wind shook the tree. Lightning flashed across the sky in Wan Li, thunder rumbled and heavy rain fell from the sky. In this way, a thunderstorm came to the earth and moistened everything on the earth.

23. There are more and more friends, and fewer and fewer people can talk confidentially.

24. The weather is getting colder and colder, there are fewer and fewer green leaves on the trees, and winter is slowly coming to us.

25, mass line activities, leading cadres should take the lead, and strive to solve the fundamental problems of cadres' houses getting bigger and bigger, cars getting more and more expensive, eating and drinking more and more, more and more cadres, less and less work.

26, sometimes busy, sometimes forgotten; Sometimes I am tired, sometimes I am lazy. But no matter what, I will remember to miss you. I wish my friends: life is getting better and better, and my mood is getting better and better!

27. They feel more and more in control of their desires: they know what they want and their minds are clearer and clearer. They know what is their happiness and what is their freedom.

28. One practice after another is endless. After every exercise, I found that people's hearts are contracting inward. More and more people can't touch other people's hearts, and more and more people can't hear the truth. I have hidden my heart deep myself, as if people have reached the edge of the abyss, stepping on thin ice with their feet trembling, just to save themselves.

29, knocking on the keyboard, being pushed forward by the network, the text is getting more and more classic, but the heart is getting more and more desolate.

30. The cities are more and more developed and the greening is more and more beautiful.

3 1. Lightning is getting brighter and thunder is getting louder and louder. Then the bean-sized raindrops rolled down from the air and rattled the windows. In the blink of an eye, raindrops turned into many silk threads, which fell from the sky with overwhelming force and went straight to the ground.

The most beautiful thing in summer is the sunset. The blue sky in the west seems to have been painted golden yellow by a skilled painter, and the color is getting lighter and lighter until it disappears without a trace. This scene is really colorful.

33. As cars become cheaper, the degree of pollution will increase faster and faster.

34. The biggest comfort of queuing for meals in the canteen is not that there are fewer and fewer people in front, but that there are more and more people behind.

35. There are more and more troubles, and fewer and fewer people can say it. You should learn to take everything on your own.

36. In spring, bamboo forests are green. Bamboo shoots grow out, and slowly, buds grow on bamboo shoots and become greener and bigger. Pick a young leaf at hand, put it to your mouth, gently blow it, and make a beautiful sound. Like a whistle. Every spring, the bamboo forest will make a beautiful whistle.

37. My academic performance is getting better and better, and my mother is getting happier.

38. Do food processing today, chain hotels tomorrow, network technology the day after tomorrow, and cultural media the day after tomorrow. In short, what high-end fashion does feels better and better, and the profits are getting less and less.

39. The weather is getting colder and colder, the wind is getting stronger and the hands are getting colder and colder! But all this can't stop me from having a fiery heart! A heart that loves you! Dear, may my love bring you warmth and happiness in the cold winter!

40. My whole body is getting harder and harder, only one place is getting softer and softer.

4 1, gradually, wax oil dripped like tears, and the candles became smaller and shorter. Soon, the burning flame devoured the whole body of the candle. It bought people's light with life. It lives forever in the fire, creates happiness in pain, and feels gratified in dedication.

42. In the smoke, the past is vivid, the mind is more and more clear, but the heart is more and more lonely. I am willing to enjoy this loneliness.

43. More unconsciousness will be drawn into consciousness, and your flame will get bigger and bigger and more vital. In this way, you can see more, you can touch more, you can smell more, and your behavior will present a new quality, a sacred quality.

44. What should we do in a world where cattle people come forth in large numbers? Smart people are getting smarter, more and more aware that they are not smart, more and more aware of how to become smarter, and more and more aware of where smart people in different fields are. Incompetent people never feel incompetent, because they have no ability to distinguish between capable and incompetent.

45. There are fewer and fewer white flowers and more and more balls. The longer it grows, the bigger it turns yellow. Later, it turned into a small red lantern, which was as mouth-watering as a red persimmon covered with branches. I think, although it can't be eaten, it makes my windowsill and my home decoration beautiful and brings us beautiful enjoyment.

46. I like sunflowers. My family grows a lot of sunflowers. The newly sprouted sunflower is as thin as a needle and as red as blood. Within a few days, thin stems and small leaves were pulled out and returned to the roots. Gradually, the leaves and stems are getting bigger and longer, which looks like a small forest from a distance.

47. Why do people need presbyopia? Is to make the world more and more blurred, more and more impressionist and more beautiful. One's life is spent in clarity and ambiguity. When they were young, their eyes were blurred and clear. When I am old, my eyes are blurred and my heart is clear. It can also be regarded as reducing pain!

48. Gradually, a piece of Xia Hong appeared in the east, and then the scope of Xia Hong became bigger and bigger, and it became more and more red. I stared at this piece of Xia Hong, and slowly the sun emerged vertically, semicircle and oblate, and then the whole sun appeared before our eyes. It is so bright red that it is not dazzling at all.

49, the wind, suddenly there is no sound, I gradually can't see anything, only hear the cries of camels in the slaughter room getting louder and louder, and the whole sky is gradually filled with the huge echo of camels crying, hanging over me like thunder.

50. Light grows by itself. As long as you become quieter and more focused, the light will come to you automatically, and you don't need to go anywhere.

5 1, the sky is getting darker and darker, and the mood is getting more and more excited, because the snow is getting heavier. Small snowflakes are spinning in the air, dancing beautiful aerial ballet and spreading on the earth.

52. Inadvertently recalling the road I have traveled, the things I have encountered, and the people I have forgotten are getting farther and farther away from me, becoming more and more blurred.

53. The sun rises higher and higher, getting warmer and warmer, with more and more vitality. Under the sunshine, feathered birds take off for food, creatures run and jump, people open windows for lighting, go out for exercise and step out of the warm hall. The sun touches everything, and everything enjoys the sunshine, bathes in its warmth and is busy with its own hopes.

54. The dark clouds are rolling down, the thunder is getting louder and louder, the lightning is getting brighter and brighter, the leaves on the tree are still, and the cicadas are not chirping. Suddenly a strong wind shook the branches. A spider fell off the net and slipped away.

55. I wore a robe full of lice, which I hadn't washed for nineteen years. When I approached the tail of nineteen, I turned and walked backwards on the road of time, so I was glad to see that the youth I had experienced was getting longer and longer, and then I ignored that the remaining youth was getting shorter and shorter.

56. I used to pray that Mu Yan would turn around. With such a slim hope, I forgot the time. Finally, he is getting closer and closer to me, but he is not satisfied at all. On the contrary, he wants more.

57. Our life is getting better and better and our income is getting higher and higher.

58. Now living conditions are getting better and better, and people's lives are getting more and more comfortable.

If you read more and more books, you will gain more and more knowledge.

If you feel more and more tired during the competition, there must be something wrong with you. You have to make your opponent more and more tired, and you are more and more happy. But it turns out.

6 1. With the development and progress of society, the improvement of productivity and the rapid development of science and technology, the competition and pressure in people's lives are increasing, and the role of mental health is becoming more and more important. Good psychological quality is a powerful backing for people to work comfortably and succeed in their careers.

62. I hope that the life of all of us is getting better and better, and I hope that the world will become more and more caring, caring for the poor and caring for the weak; I hope that the rich will continue to have money, but don't forget to repay the society occasionally.

63. When there are more and more people in the world who make us unhappy, there are more and more things that make us unhappy, perhaps because we are becoming more and more stubborn and our minds are beginning to block.

64. As I become more polite to you, we may become more and more strangers.

65. Be crazy once in your life, whether it's for a person, a relationship, a journey or a dream. Time makes deep things deeper and deeper, and makes shallow things shallower and shallower. The happiest thing is to make some memories warmer than spring with the people you love.

66. More and more places have been visited, and less and less scenery is remembered.

67. When the degree of love is deeper and deeper, the degree of acceptance is higher and higher, and then even the shortcomings will be liked!

We must keep a new starting point. If you always set out again and again, you can constantly overcome all the puzzles. I won't feel tired, and I will always have the desire to continue shooting. With the continuous maturity, it becomes easier to capture the moment, the experience becomes more and more sensitive and the experience becomes more and more fascinating.

69. I think when they reach a certain age, some people will be afraid to grow up. It seems that men are getting older and wives are getting younger.

70. There are more and more kinds of food, and fewer and fewer people dare to eat it.

7 1. Now the economy is developing faster and faster and the competition is becoming more and more fierce.

72. The cloudless clear sky in Wan Li was originally light blue, like clear water. Now the blue is getting heavier and heavier, bluer and thicker, like the sea water deepening layer by layer.

73. There are more professors and fewer teachers; More and more doctors, less and less knowledge; More and more people fall in love, and fewer and fewer people fall in love with learning; There are more and more drills and less and less research.

74. The cloudless sky in Wan Li was originally light blue, like clear sea water. Now the blue is getting heavier and heavier, bluer and thicker, like the sea water deepening layer by layer.

75. With the progress of society, people's living standards are getting higher and higher, and the pace of life is getting faster and faster!

76. Modern society is becoming more and more tolerant of the relationship between men and women, but people's ethical concepts are increasingly lacking and misplaced twice, with more freedom and less constraints. At this time, when you are tempted, people will go downstream.

77. Gradually, the remaining pepper seedlings in the flowerpot grow stronger and stronger, and there are more and more leaves. One day, I actually found small white flowers between leaves and stems, which made these peppers more beautiful.

78. As more and more people leave, it becomes more and more important to stay.

79. The first time you kissed me was the last time I kissed you. Every trip will meet you younger. I know you more and more, but you are more and more strange to me, until one day you don't know me. Your first meeting was my farewell.

80. The solstice of winter is coming, and the days are getting longer and longer. The winter solstice is approaching, and the light is getting longer and longer; The winter solstice is approaching and the sunshine is getting longer and longer; The solstice of winter is coming. I wish you more and more happiness, better luck and longer life.

8 1, the welfare of officials is getting better and better, and the life of the people is getting harder and harder.

82. True happiness in the world is extremely simple. People despise and reject God's gift, and they are determined to seek happiness elsewhere. As a result, life has become more and more complicated and unfortunate.

83. I have lived in the countryside since I was a child, and I have a deep memory of the countryside. It will not disappear with the passage of time, but will become stronger, clearer and more affectionate. Curved rivers, quiet villages, vast blue sky, long white clouds, gurgling streams and narrow bridges constitute the poetic outline of my hometown.