A sarcastic remark about a man's incompetence

1. You are smart and know you are a person.

How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

3. fooling around well is called love; Well done, it is called marriage; Sexual apathy, doing well is called strict chastity; Impotence, if hidden well, is called waiting for death.

What can I say? As long as your meanness doesn't affect us.

5. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but sometimes people are not people!

6. You are as light as the wind, as gentle as water, as hazy as fog, as romantic as the moon, as warm as the sun, as tolerant as the sea, as healthy as an ox, as long as a tortoise and as lovely as a rabbit. In a word, you are nothing like human beings!

7. I want to be one of your teeth most, because at least you will feel pain without me.

8. When you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.

9. People say that I married you because flowers were inserted in cow dung. In fact, I never thought you were cow dung, but-dog dung.

10. Are you out of your mind and didn't arrange the water pipe?

1 1. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.