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Talking about Valentine's Day on the Internet.
1, online valentine's day, I made a wish for myself: either fall in love or get rich. Are you short of light bulbs on Valentine's Day on May 20th? The kind that sits and eats without talking. I'll leave after eating. Really, I can also take pictures and retouch your pictures. I walk around alone, knowing that I have been self-sufficient. I don't know what I am waiting for, just as I don't know what I am waiting for. I am willing to spend ten million years waiting for you to smile like the warm sun in early spring. The earth is still getting heavier, the world is still changing, and I love you forever. Tomorrow is Valentine's Day on the Internet. If someone calls me at 5: 20 tomorrow morning and says I love you, my leg will be broken. It's so early, should I go to bed? 6. Those who marry me in the future will do less things that are sorry for me on Valentine's Day. Thank you. 7. If you can't keep it for yourself, don't, no matter how good, love and like it. Farewell, farewell, die of old age, and never meet again. 8. It's not that Valentine's Day is never celebrated, but that you have a lover but you are still alone. 9. It's almost May 20th. You're going crazy. Listen to me, brothers. You've been alone for so many years, and it's not a bad day. 10, the love story is hidden in the wind, the person you like is hidden in the dream, and you are still in my heart. 1 1. If you are alone on Valentine's Day and feel lonely at night, turn off the lights, turn on the computer and show ghost movies. After a while, you will feel that there are people everywhere in the kitchen, toilet and bed. The night was so fucking lively ... 12, lonely without direction, until I squatted down and tears fell, and I saw the tearful figure. 13, it's best to talk about love only three times in your life, once ignorant, once unforgettable and once in your life. I hope these three times are with you, and I hope you are the one who will accompany me all my life. 14, dreaming that my boyfriend died, I cried very sadly. I woke up to find that I didn't have a boyfriend at all, and I cried even more sadly. 15, I heard that online Valentine's Day is coming, and I, nobody wants me, nobody wants me. 16, I applied to join your life on Valentine's Day. Talking about the mood of Valentine's Day on the Internet. On Valentine's Day for Singles 1. The other party refused your dog food and kicked down your dog basin. In a large group of students, there is always this god who is usually single and can explain all the problems of love. After your age, the dog is long gone. You should be a single turtle. 4, as a single Wang, I can only electrostatic induction in winter. 5. "Like a cat in an old street, I am casual, but I have no choice." "For the first time, I heard many people say that single men and women are so fresh and elegant." 6. Single Wang doesn't have to come out in winter. If he falls, he will become prosperous and fragile! 7, sprinkling dog food is not so easy, and single Wang is also Ta's temper. Second, the sweet couple's Valentine's Day talk about 1, I forgot that no one can forget you that summer. Full-body nba jersey, the sun on the fallen leaves, facing you, smiling brightly. I want to put your arrogant, weird and incomprehensible negative emotions back in a small box for personal collection. They shine in my eyes like your smile. 3. "What do you think is the right love?" "It's just that a beef ball meets the right seafood soy sauce, so happy." I hope that one day I will be complacent not only because of traveling, but also wherever I stay. I have feelings for you. That is to say, you cut a hair that I hate. I look really ugly. I've seen too much, so I can't help but come up and give you a big kiss. It's not funny to see the joke of 1 on Sina Weibo, but you burst into tears when you said it. 6. Will you come to me without hesitation? 7. Having feelings for you means I want to rub it in your arms every time I see you. Maybe it's not because we can go to eat crispy rice cakes together. Third, the Valentine's Day of the lovelorn 1. Fairy tales are all about cheating. 2. You are the memories of youth in my heart, and indeed the fate of my life. Since then, the farmland has turned into the ocean, and I have never seen you go home again. 4. I lie in the wind of memories and warm myself with my thoughts of you. 5. I mentioned that I was full of bitterness and could no longer have love. 6. "How do you describe a lovelorn man?" "That is to say, when I am in a sea of people, I feel lonely. I cry when I watch comedy. " 7, the most bitter but want to give up and love.
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