WeChat funny signature classic sentences

1. Since ancient times, no one has poop in life, and no one poops without paper. If you don't use toilet paper, unless you use your fingers.

2. People looked for him thousands of times. When I looked up, I saw him flying in the sky...a birdman!

3. If you don’t let me put on the wedding dress, I will let you put on the cassock.

4. The weather is so cold that you can even fart to dry your hands.

5. Just because I glanced at you in the crowd, you asked me to answer questions on the blackboard.

6. I was chatting with my boyfriend last night, and suddenly he said: It’s time for you to upgrade and be my girlfriend.

7. First couplet: I did not bring my student ID card, admission ticket, or ID card. Second line: Listening questions, reading questions, composition questions, etc. are not required. Horizontal batch: The emphasis is on participation.

8. Your and my chat history are full of your automatic replies.

9. From elementary school to university, the only thing that remains unchanged is a heart that doesn’t want to study.

10. The teacher said that falling in love affects learning. Doesn’t studying affect falling in love?

11. I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend recently. Can you recommend any good boyfriends to me?

12. Oh my gosh, life goes by so fast, today I am officially running for the second year.

13. Don’t think that going to your space after a breakup is a sign of nostalgia. After I pooped, I still glanced at the toilet.

14. Thank you for your indifference and understanding of my pretentiousness.

15. It only took 10 minutes to get up this time. You have defeated 88% of the students in the country. There is another classmate in the dormitory who failed to get up and is restarting. All the dormitories next door have crashed!

16. The earth is in motion, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

17. I am always so worthless, running to your space every day, and then deleting the access records hypocritically. I want to slap myself.

18. Don’t expect to lose weight. Bajie has traveled thousands of miles and still hasn’t lost weight. Moreover, he is also vegetarian!

19. I will find a boyfriend with the same surname as you. If I have a son, I will call him your name. If we can’t get married, you can be my son!

20. Durex’s bankruptcy is not a tragedy, but Durex’s bankruptcy is a tragedy.

21. If you want to fight, I will fight! I have thousands of live wire brains.

22. When the weather gets cold, the place I want to go to most is in your arms besides the bed.

23. I like clean and fair boys because I am really a swan.

24. After walking for so long, I found that the only person I can rely on is myself.

25. Di Renjie: Yuanfang, what do you think of the recent ** scandal? Yuan Fang: Sir, I’ll watch it on Qvod.

26. How did the most unforgettable scar on my body come about - it was cut by the cruel doctor when I was born.

27. Without those stupid women, life would be stupider.

28. Everyone who loves to sleep in has a lover who is hard to let go, and his name is quilt.

29. I fell for your pranks on purpose because I wanted to see your smile.

30. Love is like the blooming of fireworks, no matter how beautiful it is, it is a moment of splendor.

31. Just because I looked at you one more time in the classroom, you let me go to the podium to do the questions.

32. Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no other choice but to grow old together.

33. If you wear flat shoes because you are waiting for me to take you away one day, then do it now.

34. I heard that ugly people should study more. No wonder my mother said that I was not good at studying since I was a child.

35. A faint glance is your serious commitment. A quiet moment is all my life. I don’t want to leave you.

36. After I left, you called me and said you missed me, just like the barking dog on the street.

37. When will the bright moon come? I asked the blue sky for wine and said: Fuck you, I’m so busy, I don’t have time to care about you, just watch the weather forecast!

38. I gradually discovered that people are goblins. Some goblins eat people, but humans will eat anything. If you catch a goblin, you can probably barbecue it.

39. I hope that all the money in my pocket will fall in love with each other, and then I will have many, many children.

40. God will take away the best things around us to remind us not to get too much.

41. Life is like this. When you are so beautiful that your heart is in full bloom and you can’t find anything to do, you will stretch out your legs and trip you up.

42. Don’t think that God has abandoned you. That’s because God has no time to care about you.

43. The left brain is full of water, and the right brain is full of flour. If you don’t move, it’s nothing. If you move, it’s all paste.

44. Meeting you has taken away all my luck, and I will never have the chance to get the multiple choice question right again.

45. Happiness is that although I didn’t listen in class, I found that no one who listened understood it.

46. Girls, in the future, find a husband named Xia and a child named Xia Ke. This child should not be asked questions by the teacher.

47. In front of a beautiful woman: if there is danger, you must save her; if there is no danger, you must save her even if there is danger.

48. I really envy those people who have a body like a monkey but an appetite like a pig.

49. The most beautiful thing in the world is not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!

50. If I fall in love with your smile, I will collect it and keep it.

51. When you go to school, the teacher will be unhappy if you don’t go, and you won’t be happy if you go.

52. The chemistry teacher asked: What should I do if there is a gas leak? Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down.

53. I planted a girlfriend in spring, and harvested a bunch of cuckolds in autumn.

54. There was a monkey in the zoo that was so ugly that it made people vomit. One day I went there and I vomited. One day you went there and the monkey vomited.

55. If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will go to jail, I tell you.

56. Unexpectedly, the time of secret love would become a topic we talked about later.

57. If I can’t hold an umbrella for you one day, then I will accompany you in the rain.

58. I am not afraid of drinking dichlorvos, but I am afraid of thinking: have another bottle.

59. I’m sorry for your cell phone, I press you to death every day!

60. Women are easy to be satisfied, and they are also easy to make you stumble.

61. Men never regret getting married, they just regret not marrying another woman.

62. Yesterday, someone said I was ugly. I cried on the spot. I was very sad and felt sorry for him. He was blind at a young age.

63. One thousand and one wishes are too many, I only need to realize one.

64. When I get angry, winter will come; when I get angry in winter, I will become a man in long johns.

65. I want stable scores, can withstand the cruelty of exams, and have a destination among the piles of top students.

66. Either I have changed my appearance, or you have forgotten the time.

67. The son born to two people with blood type B will definitely be B.

68. My mother asked me if I had any male brothers or sisters. I said no. My mother said: I can, but I said: I really don’t.

69. You can come to me when you are in a bad mood, and I will find a way to make your mood worse.

70. I want to study more. Even if I become a gangster in the future, I will still be an educated gangster.

71. Cold is just one word. I will only say it once. I know you will use snot instead.

72. Without you, who would give me the warmth I need when I am lonely.

73. I hold your left hand and run endlessly in the rain. In the end, we cuddle up happily.

74. If a boy gets pregnant, you must treat him well, love him and protect him. What do girls think?

75. Don’t be depressed. Although you have never had a trip that you can go on anytime, but at least you still have a body shape that can make you fat.

76. I know that there are always banquets in the world, but at least I want to enjoy myself at the banquet!

77. I want everything, which means I am shameless. Eating everything means making no profit.

78. Look into my eyes and you will see how much you mean to me.

79. In fact, I have long wanted to get rid of my habit of swearing, but the funny people around me always make me unable to help myself!

80. You have to remember that no matter how estranged we become in the end, a red envelope can bring us back to the beginning.

81. It suddenly started to snow in my world, my God! Please stop brushing your hair next to me.

82. I must be a shining psychopath in your mediocre life.

83. Don’t plant strawberries on your face, what will grow are not fruits but traces.

84. Your sister dares to curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning. I curse you for eating instant noodles with only seasoning.

85. Every time after taking an exam, I comfort myself that it’s okay, the important thing is to participate.

86. These days, the chance of finding true love is about the same as the chance of being struck by lightning.

87. When men and women flirt, the most distinctive Chinese character is born: concave and convex.

88. Women are made of water, men are made of mud, and both Li Junji and Li Yuchun are made of cement.

89. I recently read a book that teaches people how to forget, and I benefited a lot from it. I forgot the title of the book, and I didn’t remember the content.

90. I am not the jasmine honey tea you bought, and I don’t have another good chance.

91. I think you are doing the right thing about you liking me.

92. What is redundant? The cotton-padded jacket in summer, the cattail leaf fan in winter, and your attentiveness after I was cold-hearted.

93. Fate made me get to know you, just like finding an embroidery needle in the vast sea, more like finding a female monkey in the zoo who can't climb trees.

94. I have been wondering what the first person who discovered that milk is drinkable did to cows!

95. My boyfriend asked me to play League of Legends, and I went, and then I had no time to talk to him anymore.

96. No matter what, you should learn from Tencent and call me dear every day!

97. I picked up ten yuan on the side of the road and handed it into the hands of the handsome network administrator. The handsome guy smiled and I said to him: become a member.

98. Hawking’s story tells us that there is a price to pay for learning physics well.

99. Take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, and your mood will not be lacking in calcium.

100. I don’t care if I wear a short skirt, but I still wear leggings! Will he still peek at you? Trust between people is gone.

101. Can eggs from all over the world unite to break stones? So you have to be more realistic as a human being.

102. When she walked out of the examination room, she cried and said: "Mathematics is so difficult. I can't go to the same university as you!" He: "I knew you couldn't do it. I didn't do any of the big questions later. .