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Words to attack fat people
1. No matter how good you are, you are still a fat man! Do you think you will turn into a pig if you eat every day?
2. You will know why there is famine in Africa.
3. I finally know why there is famine in the world, because of your appearance.
4. I am the lever, you are the ball, give me a fulcrum, I want to send you there, then you have to go, I will be the world's number one football player, haha
< p> 5. In the future, I plan to change my career to open a weight loss center, so remember to sign up.6. How long will you stay fat? There are so many beautiful clothes that you can’t fit into. If you go to a clothing store, they will tell you that they don’t have any in your size, only size S.
7. It’s as round as a football.
8. Fat pig, why did you escape from the pig cage? Why don't you go back and eat pig food? If you grow faster, I'll sell you for money!
9. Where did you buy the bed you sleep on? I want to buy one. When there are more people in the family, four or five people can squeeze into one bed and it won’t break.
10. Wow, I came to the botanical museum and saw a super watermelon.
11. It’s useless to be so fat. I wonder if pork production is seriously declining now?
12. The roundest thing in the world is not necessarily a ball, it can also be a person.
13. It is difficult to breathe. When I sit down, I wrap my stomach with a sponge.
14. I am very happy when I see someone holding a watermelon, so I am very happy when I see you.
15. Nine times out of ten, life will be unsatisfactory, and even if you are overweight, you will not be happy either.
16. Wow, why did you fuck my little Heihei after I haven’t seen you for a few days?
17. Hi! Brother, how can you develop horizontally better than vertically?
18. Sister Wen, if you stand a little further to the side, you have blocked my mobile phone signal.
19. Hi guys! Be careful when having sex at night because the fat guy below will not be able to stand it
1. You want me to lose weight? You are kidding! Do you know how much I spent on this figure? ?
2. Don’t fart if you have a fart, it will hurt your heart; if you don’t fart, squeeze hard and exercise; I want to fart, everyone, pay attention, when the fart makes a sound, everyone applauds!
3. Two Butterflies Family Funny Edition: You asked me to be healthy and lose weight, but I progressed too fast and my eyes became black. I took a bottle of beer and poured a glass of wine. You said that I was really useless and I was guilty.
4. There is such a person. She cries with you, laughs with you, loses weight, and overeats with you. She accompanies you through all the moments of beauty, embarrassment, pride, and depression. Now she volunteers to do it. Green leaves set off your happiness, please cherish such a good sister.
5. Youth only comes once, we can’t waste it! We want to have gorgeous youth!
6. I can roll over such a small distance quickly.
7. Never argue with the same fool, because in the end, you will not be able to tell who is the fool.
8. I always feel that if the bed is laid out too neatly, it will make you spend your old age peacefully. Well, it's still messy and more energetic.
9. When looking at beautiful women on the street, if you look higher, you are appreciative; if you look lower, you are a gangster.
10. No one can help you, just rely on yourself. If you don’t want me to call you fat, just stop eating and drinking water from now on. If you are hungry, go to bed!
11. The kid next door finally vowed to lose weight. At the graduation job fair, someone said to him: Brother, let me go, you are blocking my mobile phone signal.
12. Women in the new era can go to the hall, scale the wall, fight the mistress, and beat the gangster, but they can't get out of the kitchen.
13. I am very happy when I see someone holding a watermelon, so I am very happy when I see you.
14. Don’t just fantasize about losing weight without making any efforts!
15. I think it’s good to make phone calls. Every word you say is valuable.
16. Just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, I became blind later.
17. The Sun Tzu who has been pretending all day is the kind who doesn’t know the art of war.
18. Just order whatever you like. Don’t worry, I’m here.
19. No matter what method you use to lose weight, as long as you don’t control it, you will definitely regain it successfully!
20. In fact, losing weight means eating less and moving more. Choose a method that you believe in. If you persist, it will be effective. It is useless to doubt it at the beginning.
21. Don’t you want to wear the beautiful clothes in the mall?
22. You have to work hard and prove to yourself and other idiots that even if you were fat before, you will lose weight and become beautiful one day!
23. I can eat all this before I sweat, do you believe it?
24. It’s useless to be so fat. I wonder if pork consumption has seriously declined now?
25. You have to lose weight even if you die. You won’t give up until you reach 90. Hunger strike is very painful. Only in this way can you lose weight.
26. The husband didn’t come home all night, and the wife was very angry! Husband: Everything I do is for you! Wife: What are you doing for me? ! Everything you did was to piss me off! Husband: Yes! I’m here to help you lose weight!
27. You don’t need to make any health arrangements. If you work hard and persevere, you will be slim. If you endure hunger, don’t be afraid of failure when trying to lose weight. Many miracles will exist only if we believe in them.
28. Hey buddy! Be careful during sex at night, the person below you won’t be able to bear it
29. People who have always been dissatisfied with their hairstyle have one thing in common: they refuse to admit it. This is a matter of face.
30. Where did you buy the bed you sleep on? I want to buy one. When there are more people in the family, four or five people can squeeze into one bed and it won’t break.
31. Are you frightened by my light movements? Haha. Remember that fat is lighter than muscle.
32. Since ancient times, there have been no girls on the Internet. There are rows of broken flowers and willows. There are occasionally a few pairs of mandarin ducks, which are also pheasants and wolves.
33. You must pay a price to lose weight! If you can't endure hunger, basically you are struggling to lose weight, are afraid of hardship, are too squeamish, don't start, there is no good way, just endure it, don't ask me how to endure it, just don't eat!
34. Taking a bath is a blessing for the butt, but a hardship for the head; watching a movie is a blessing for the head, but a hardship for the butt; listening to you talks is a hardship for both the head and the butt.
35. Nine times out of ten, life will be unsatisfactory, and even if you are overweight, you will not be happy either.
36. Yesterday I went to the city to participate in the pigeon releasing competition, but I went alone.
37. I feel so unfortunate to know you in such a big world.
38. When you go to work, you must carry forward the spirit of a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water!
39. When it comes to health care in the hot summer, don’t worry about it, eat fruits and vegetables frequently, and pay attention to Nutrition and health. Change the air frequently in the morning and evening, and close the windows before going to bed at night. If you want to lose weight, go to the park often.
40. Stop trying to catch up with me. The calories you and I take in are not at all of the same order of magnitude.
41. I want to prove to others that I can do it! , where has your ambition gone?
42. In this ruthless age, the best way to make others miss you is to refuse to pay back the money you owe!
43. I finally know why there is famine in the world. Because of your presence.
44. Do you want to be fat all your life? Do you want to be laughed at by others all your life? Do you want to be unable to hold your head up for the rest of your life?
45. It’s still the same sentence: To be thin is to be able to endure hunger. If you keep eating, it will be difficult to lose weight.
46. God gave you a pair of wings, so you should be burned
47. I can’t marry you. Because the things I carry are different from ordinary people.
48. Hold on! Don't even eat it! You are so tender, how can you still have the nerve to eat when you are so fat?
49. Everyone should remember not to let weight loss affect your work and study, because you gain weight to live a better life. We must constantly enrich ourselves! Let’s not be mean-hearted fat people! We want to be beauties with a fulfilling soul!
50. Half of my life is unlucky, and the other half is dealing with unlucky things.
51. Can you give me three months?
I will reappear before you twice as me.
52. Fat pig, why did you escape from the pig cage? Why don't you go back and eat pig food? If you grow faster, I'll sell you for money!
53. Happiness is finding someone who makes her want to lose weight for him, but that person always pats her on the head and says, eat more, don’t be hungry.
54. I was once young and pretty, but unfortunately now my youth is gone, and I am just this pretty.
55. In the future, I plan to change my career to open a weight-loss center, so remember to sign up.
56. Wife: Husband, what are you having for dinner tonight? Husband: Let’s have some noodles! Wife: It’s noodles again. If I eat noodles again, I will become noodles. Husband: That’s great. You don’t have to spend money to lose weight, and you can also go dancing.
57. Those who cannot even retain nutrients are human dregs.
58. I will lose weight even if I die, and I will not give up until I reach my goal. The hunger strike will be very painful. Only in this way can I lose weight
59. Modern human beings are sad, their lives are too wasteful, and their level of consciousness has regressed. We do not pay attention to saving water and electricity, motorcycles and cars fly around, it is difficult to reduce emissions and lose weight, and we know that the environment is flooded. We must reduce emissions to slow down global warming, and the world has joined forces to resist.
60. When I am particularly sleepy, my moral standards are not awakened. Teachers should be careful.
61. It is difficult to breathe. When I sit down, I wrap my stomach with a sponge.
62. Jack, Captain, as long as I get down, you two can sit on this board. Cold? How could I be cold?
63. Since people get tanned, their faces look better, their teeth become whiter, and they no longer blush when drinking.
64. No! The boat is leaking! Jack, go and evacuate everyone. I'll block here.
65. People who say good night and go to bed are often still upset half an hour later.
66. Just walk more and go shopping when you have time! Go and see how many beautiful clothes you can wear! Fat man.
67. You have to lose weight even if you die. Don’t stop until you lose weight to 90. Eliminate the fat and the beauty will come back.
68. The secret of obesity is not how much or what to eat, but how to eat. You feel it.
69. When I was a child, eating was the happiest thing, but when I grow up, eating is the most troublesome. When I was young, my parents wanted to be fatter, but when I grew up, I wanted to be thinner. It’s okay to be a little fatter or a little thinner. Lose weight appropriately to make your parents feel at ease. All good deeds and filial piety come first. Health is the most important thing!
70. Losing weight is not that easy. Every piece of meat has its own temperament.
71. Wow, I came to the botanical museum and saw a super watermelon.
72. The farthest distance in the world is not when I stand in front of you and you don’t know that I love you, but when I fall in front of you but don’t know that you are the culprit.
73. Let me tell you, this is a cruel society. It doesn’t matter if you have real abilities, appearance is also important. Girls must love themselves. Just remember: fat people have no future! No matter how capable and kind-hearted you are, you are just a fat guy
74. Experiencing a relationship is like eating chocolate. Even if you don’t have to pay for the chocolate, you still have to pay for losing weight.
75. Sister Wen, if you stand a little further to the side, you will block my mobile phone signal.
76. Who vowed at that time that I wanted to lose weight and I would succeed—it was you!
77. How long will you stay fat? There are so many beautiful clothes that you can’t fit into. If you go to a clothing store, they will tell you that they don’t have any in your size, only size S.
78. How bad is the economic crisis? The rich man started to cut off his weight and vowed to reduce his lover’s expenses; the rich man decided to lose weight and only ate vegetarian meals for three meals a day; I also started to lose weight and decided to only text you.
79. Exercise and weight loss doctor: The only way to eliminate your excess fat is to exercise as much as possible. A: Nonsense! My wife talks non-stop every day, but her bar is always two-tiered.
80. Feifei made up her mind to start losing weight and said to Ah Ju: From today on, I will only eat bananas and pineapples for dinner! Ah Ju replied calmly: Elephants grew up eating these.
81. We have been through a lot of pain for a while, why should we let all those efforts go to waste?
82. Wow, why did you fuck my little Heihei after I haven’t seen you for a few days?
83. I am the lever, you are the ball, give me a fulcrum, I want to send you there, then you have to go, I will be the world's number one football player, haha
< p> 84. There are many people in the world who want to eat but cannot. I'm helping them finish their unfinished business.85. If I can’t pick up your shit with one kick, you’ve done it!
86. If you tell me that you can’t endure hunger and ask me what to do, I can only Then don’t lose weight.
87. The roundest thing in the world is not necessarily a ball, it can also be a person.
88. The woman who is tolerant is me.
89. Hey! Brother, how come your horizontal development is better than vertical development!
90. No matter how good you are, you are still a fat man! Do you think you will turn into a pig if you eat every day?
91. I originally wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps. Do you think that in return, I can not kick him?
92. Beginning of Winter Got it! Stop losing weight, save some fat for the winter; stop pretending to be cool, wear more warm clothes; stop dating, go home and sleep with a thermos; stop sniffing, the snot is falling on the phone screen . Keep warm!
93. Showing off wealth is like a peacock spreading its wings. You want to show off your gorgeous appearance, but others see your butthole.
94. Save water and try to take a shower with your girlfriend.
95. Beautiful, that is a must! However, you also need to have a brain. There are many ways to lose weight. What I am saying is that there are others as well. Choose the one that makes you happiest and the most persistent!
96. Whose hometown is said to have a timid puppy barking, whose moon is said to have Chang'e running when losing weight, whose color is said to be unique that others cannot see, my dear, Thank you for giving me the real you.
97. Stop dating, hide in the house to keep warm; don’t lose weight, keep some fat to fight the cold; stop being cool, add some clothes to keep warm; don’t look stupid, give it to me quickly Reply to the message. The beginning of winter is coming, take care of yourself!
98. To someone: Remember to cover yourself with a quilt when it’s still cold; To someone: Eat well and don’t lose weight too much; To someone: Remember to rest no matter how busy you are at work, don’t stay up late; To someone : Not eating instant noodles cold; giving to someone:
99. You have to lose weight at the end of the road. If you are not extremely crazy and unhappy, your hair will be as white as snow and buried in the soil. Words to inspire fat people
1. I want to fall in love! Be the most beautiful bride!
2. I am thinner than you! Work harder than you! You deserve to be so ugly!
3. Don’t you want to wear the beautiful clothes in the mall?
4. Don’t eat, don’t eat! Please! Please do it again!
5. If a fat person is not cruel to himself, others will be cruel to you.
6. If you love eating more, if you eat less, what will happen? Can you die?
7. Don’t just fantasize about losing weight without making any efforts!
8. Don’t stop losing weight until you reach 90. Eliminate fat and bring back beauty.
9. Fat people, stop eating! The skinny guys are laughing at you!
10. Prove your ability: If you can lose weight, what can’t you do?
11. Inner beauty is more important than outer beauty, but wouldn’t it be better to have the best of both worlds?
12. Fat people have no future. No matter how beautiful your soul is, you are still a kind-hearted fat person!
13. You have to lose weight even if you die. It won’t be happy if you don’t lose weight to 90. Once the fat is eliminated, the beauty will come back.
14. If you want to be thin, you have to pay a price. If you can’t bear it, continue to be among the fat people.
15. Ignore whether others are optimistic or negative, as long as you are brave enough to reduce it with me.
16. I want to prove to others that I can do it! Where has your ambition gone?
17. Just keep being a fat, scumbag who wears angry clothes!
18. Hold on, don’t eat.
How can you still have the nerve to eat when you are so fat?
19. We are fat people, fat people with overnutrition, so eating less will not make any difference.
20. Don’t be afraid of failure when trying to lose weight. We believe that many miracles will exist.
21. How do people who can’t even control their own weight control their lives?
22. Hold on, don’t eat. How can you still have the nerve to eat when you are so fat?
23. Garfield and Doraemon are just cartoon characters, we live in reality.
24. Sisters, fat people have no future! Fat people have no future! Lose weight first and then talk!
25. If a person can’t even control his appetite, how is he any different from an animal?
26. We are fat people with overnutrition, so eating less will not cause any harm!
27. Treat fat as your enemy and endure the tears every second when trying to lose weight.
28. No matter what method you use to lose weight, as long as you don’t control it, you will definitely regain it!
29. I want to lose weight, brave rose. If I don’t eat or drink water, there is no way out.
30. We have been through a lot of pain for a while, why should we let all our efforts go to waste?
31. A fat pig can be sold for more money. Can you be sold for a fat pig? A fat man is worth less than a pig.
32. Treat fat as your enemy to lose weight, and endure the tears every minute.
33. I think I can lose weight even though I am so worthless, why can’t you! Right!
34. No way! Thin guy! Small stomach! If you don’t restrain yourself, you will envy others for the rest of your life!
35. Youth only comes once, we can’t waste it! We want to have gorgeous youth!
36. It’s still the same sentence: To lose weight is to be able to endure hunger. If you keep eating, it will be difficult to lose weight.
37. Who vowed at that time that I wanted to lose weight and that I would succeed! It was you!
38. You have to lose weight at the end of the road. If you are not extremely crazy and unhappy, your hair will be white as snow and buried in the soil.
39. If you tell me that you can’t endure hunger and ask me what to do, I can only say that you should stop losing weight.
40. If a woman can’t even control her weight, how can she control her life?
41. I will lose weight even if I die. I will not give up until I reach my goal. Hunger strike is very painful. Only in this way can I lose weight.
42. Have you eaten enough today? Oh, I'm sorry, when I didn't ask, I forgot you can never have enough.
43. You have to lose weight even if you die. You won’t give up until you reach 90. Hunger strike is very painful. Only in this way can you lose weight.
44. Without any health arrangements, you will become slim and endure hunger by persevering and working hard.
45. Do you want to be fat all your life? Do you want to be laughed at for the rest of your life? Do you want to be unable to hold your head up for the rest of your life?
46. Think about beautiful clothes. What size do you wear? Is it embarrassing? You must lose it!
47. Just remember: Fat people have no future! No matter how capable and kind-hearted you are, you are still just a fat guy.
48. No matter how beautiful a fat man is, he is still a well-meaning fat man, and he will never be able to get rid of that shameful title.
49. Other women can lose weight, why can’t you! Are you an idiot? Are you born to be a fat pig?
50. When you see others losing 10 or 20 pounds, you are so envious. How did they survive? Do you know?
51. Do you often abuse yourself (beat your face to look fat) and become like this? Do you need help next time?
52. Don’t eat just because MC is here and you are afraid of nutritional imbalance, fat man.
53. Those who eat are like pigs, and those who are fat are like shit. They are so stupid that all they have left is meat.
54. Let me tell you, this is a cruel society. Don't think it matters if you have real ability, appearance is more important.
55. I will definitely be friends with you in the next life, because after standing with you, countless people praise me for being thin.
56. In fact, I have always regarded you as my teaching material. I have been telling myself that I must not be so fat!
57. The key is to persist and have confidence. If others can do it, you will definitely do better! Have your own wisdom.
58. In fact, at the moment when you want to give up, tell yourself to hold on just a little longer and it will pass.
59. 50 years later, show your grandson your slightly yellowed wedding dress: back then, grandma’s waist was only so tight.
60. Don’t put all your attention there, find something to do, don’t always wonder if you haven’t lost weight, your mentality is very important.
61. Just walk more and go shopping when you have time! Go and see how many beautiful clothes you can wear! Fat man!
62. Dieting is the only effective one. To lose weight, you must be hungry. Exercise has the least effect. Do not take medicine. Do not take medicine even if you are fat.
63. The key to losing weight is hunger. Exercise is the most useless and at best a supplement. But if you want to lose weight through exercise, it is impossible.
64. Big S eats one banana a day for 3 weeks. So you see, you just have to be patient. Why can't you when others can?
65. When you have nothing to do, go to some fashion stores, take a look in the mirror, and then try on some beautiful clothes when you have nothing to do!
66. Let me tell you, this is a cruel society. It doesn’t matter if you have real abilities, appearance is also important. Girls must love themselves.
67. If you don’t have a good figure and can’t wear good-looking clothes, who would go to see someone with a beautiful soul these days? Because you are fat, you are often ridiculed.
68. In fact, losing weight means eating less and moving more. Choose a method that you believe in. If you persist, it will be effective. It is useless to doubt it at the beginning.
69. No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don’t want me to call you fat, stop eating from now on. Just drink water, and go to sleep if you are hungry.
70. Cai Yilin, he worked so hard, he was in college at the time, and he didn’t eat anything. He is also a human being, so we shouldn’t feel so sorry for ourselves.
71. We deserve it when beautiful women despise us fat people. Who tells others to have perseverance? If others can control their mouths, they are entitled to laugh. If we don’t want to be laughed at, we should insist on ourselves. Self-deprecating words of a fat man
1. I am getting more and more blessed.
2. I am not fat, it is swelling caused by allergies to life!
3. My classmates invited me to jump rope in the corridor, but my belly was too protruding and I jumped upwards. When he fell, his stomach hit his knees, and when he fell to the ground, his stomach hit his face again.
4. I am just not obviously thin.
5. When a fat man meets another fat man, the saddest thing to say is: Where did you buy this dress? It fits so well?
6. According to the principle of thermal expansion and contraction, I call this hot!
7. I am just fat for fun.
8. This person, like me, was so fat that he sat down on the ground and bounced a few times before he stopped. The key is that he didn’t feel any pain.
9. My pants have lost weight again.
10. I am not underweight and have fat accumulation on my buttocks. That day, my two cousins ??were fighting each other and they were inseparable. Just as I was bending down to make my older cousin sit on a chair, my younger cousin made a sneak attack. He kicked me on the buttocks and bounced back to the seat. The two of them laughed with snot and tears.
11. A fat man cannot beat others or run away from them, so he naturally has a good temper. Open-minded, open-minded, affable, and leisurely are all words that describe us fat people.
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