A funny copy that makes people laugh.

1. People who can't find time to date will find time to date sooner or later.

I will be an antique in 50 years, so you should collect me now.

3. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

4. The same is true of the beautiful collarbone, and the interesting stomach bounces.

Meat can be reduced when it grows taller, but those snacks can't be eaten when they are expired.

6. Most people's living conditions: intermittent complacency, continuous mixed eating and waiting for death.

7. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

8. In my life, the first truth I understand is that people are iron and beds are magnets.

9. Sometimes I hate myself, I can't talk, I'm too kind, heartless and cute.

10. When money stood up and spoke, all the truth was silent!

1 1. You usually forget being scolded, and you won't know if I am good at literature or martial arts until I hit you.

12. Mom and Dad are really amazing creatures. They believe all the rumors in their circle of friends, but they will expose your lies at a glance.

13. Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who can't eat fat are fearless.

14. If you want to fall in love with me, just give me love and a bag and I'll buy it myself.

15. On the way home, I saw many takeaway brothers rushing to deliver food, and suddenly felt very inspirational. Others are still eating so late. What reason do I have not to eat?

16. Life will make you miserable for a while, and then make you miserable for a lifetime after you get used to it.

17. When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their last life; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.

18. When happiness came to my door, I was worried that I would not be at home, so I stayed at home all the time.

19. Generally, there is no love in the corner, only beggars.

You are so beautiful, you should thank your parents first. If they didn't give you a pair of skillful hands, could you make yourself so beautiful?

2 1. The object you are pursuing already has an object. Don't be discouraged, there will always be points.

Only the weak will cry and beg him not to leave when they break up. We strong people all knelt on the ground and held each other's thighs so that he couldn't move.

23. I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut and changed my ugly method.

24. The two people who trust each other most in the world are a high school teacher and a junior high school teacher. The junior high school teacher said, "In senior high school, senior high school teachers will talk about this knowledge." The high school teacher said, "Your junior high school teacher should have talked about this knowledge."

Looking back on my youth, I find that I have lost many things worth cherishing, but I am not sad because I know I will lose more in the future.

26. After dinner, I covered my mouth and picked my teeth with a toothpick. The second-rate wife suddenly said, "What are you hiding? Who will grab that little fresh meat from you? "

27. Like other princesses, knights come to see me with different foods every day. The only difference is that my knight has to pay for delivery.

28. Forget the sour taste of love, you just need to remember the smell of money.

29. Don't be depressed when you encounter unlucky things in your life. Cheer up. You have to believe that worse things are yet to come.

When I hate someone, if this person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate him at all. I am so principled because I can't hate a man with vision.

3 1. If you lower the ideal standard of choosing a spouse a little, you will find that those boys who are a little worse than the ideal type are not interested in you.