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What do you say about dismissing employees?

Maybe if you can't find my good points, you will despise me. I was really shocked. I have tried a hundred times, but I still can't get your approval. I'm sorry, I'm both surprised and happy at the result. The surprise is that no matter how I behave, I can't work with my colleagues at work. I am glad that I can finally find my favorite career again. Since you have decided to dismiss me, I can only accept it unconditionally, but please remember that gold will glow wherever it goes, and candles will glow wherever it goes. I had a great time with you and look forward to working with you again.