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40 degree high temperature humorous sentences

1, the weather is a bit sultry, and the outdoor temperature is constantly rising. Seeing that you don't like going out, I'll give you a midsummer gift. Solve your loneliness, harass it from time to time and let you know what I think. The gift is a mosquito, don't be too moved!

It's too hot to sleep. I remember chatting before, and everyone said something that they thought appeared most frequently. Summer, with one voice said: don't touch me, hot!

3. When I woke up in the middle of the night, I got up silently and covered my roommate with a quilt.

The flaming umbrella hangs high in the air, so hot that the fish in the river dare not surface and the birds dare not fly out of the mountains. Even the dogs in the village just stick out their tongues and gasp endlessly.

In the moonlight, camphor trees are so lush, and the dense leaves are like ash, emitting moist light.

No matter how hot it is at night, I will cover myself with a quilt. Maybe it will make me feel safe.

7. Decisively stay in the air-conditioned room and never come out again, and then prepare enough water.

8. It is now found that "staying where you are and cooling off" is definitely the most sincere concern, and the deepest love is definitely not a curse.

9. Wash your face, comb your hair, apply some rouge powder, and then pick up "three volts".

10, if I die of a fever somewhere, brothers remember to collect the body, thank you, there must be air conditioning in the coffin.