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Meng Mengda's cuteness, talking about the cuteness that people like, must be evaluated.

1. Of course I won't try to pick it. I want to come fair and square.

What does your holiday have to do with me driving Lamborghini?

3. Is my little brother online dating? I am Guanyin.

You messed up my heart. When will you mess up my bed?

The sea is endless. Do you want to get on my broken boat?

6. Give me a hug if you can't say it.

7. Give you a hug. You will always be you.

8. I don't forecast the weather today, and I want to hug you.

9. Ok, cultivate immortality with me, heartless.

10. As soon as I saw you, I wanted Thomas to do a somersault and sleep with you.

1 1. You run into despair and kill him.

12. Good-looking people like to say half, such as

13. Raise your head and kiss me with your head down.

14. Mr. Beauty doesn't accept any bribes.

15. Your good night can rival the whole starry sky.

16. I really like you every moment I don't contact.

17. I don't know whose fault it is. The two became less talkative and embarrassed, but they had to muddle along without being poked.

18. Today is a holiday. Do you have reservations?

19. I used to be an asshole, but after meeting you, I learned to converge.

20. What do you like about the temple? It's miles away. Yangzhou is brightly lit.

2 1. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

22. Balala Energy makes you turn to me.

23. Trade all today's sweets for one you.

24. You are the little villain who stole my heart.

25. Do what you want and love me the rest of the time.

26. I want to be with you forever, because I have no ambition.

27. I am a ghost that you can never hide from.

My lovely love for you and me is the result of God's will.

29. You talk nonsense when you meet people. Meet sweet words.

30. It's the deer bumping, it's the pleasure of meeting you.

3 1. May you have sunshine in your eyes, generosity in your smile, money in your cary and delicious food in your pocket. Make an exquisite little house every day.

32. The best sense of security is to know that every time you don't like it, it is based on liking it.

33. Can I say good night to your face? Say it to your face first.

34. Hold your breath when you miss me. After all, this cuteness is everywhere.

35. I never believe in love at first sight, but I will be a little shaken when I look in the mirror.

I have two goals in my life, the small goal is world peace, and the big goal is to make you happy.

I want to give you something as soon as I see it, especially when I look in the mirror this morning.

38. As soon as I saw you, I wanted Thomas to somersault and sleep with you.

39. Son, I want to soak you, fill you with ecstasy soup, and let you fall into my arms.

40. Everyone is working hard, not just you who are full of grievances.

4 1. I want to play a little temper, I want to be coaxed, I want to be gently touched, hugged and kissed.

42. The world is so small that the wind accidentally blew you into my eyes.

No matter how mediocre I am, I always feel that my love for you is beautiful.

44. The world is too big. After a glance at the probe, it will retract your heart.

45. Childe, do you want me to roll in your arms or in your heart?

46. I have seen the Milky Way, but I only love you.

47. Your girlfriend is not cute, which depends on your behavior.

48. I want to hug someone who covers my ears.

49. I have been visiting you for a long time. I have loved you for 7890 years.

How dare I fall? There is no one behind me.

5 1. Have a long sleep. Listen to a favorite song to reduce your strong love. I feel that life is very clear and everything is lovely.

Cute talk about girls' cute collection

1, every day when I get up, I always have a heart-wrenching drama with my dear quilt: kissing and lingering, reluctant to go, leaving with hatred.

2. Love is like poop. You've worked hard for a long time, but it's nothing.

The more people I know, the more I like animals.

Don't talk to me about an object, there is no need to hurt money again.

5, the weather is faster than the face of menopausal women, and the weather forecast is out of tune than the romantic teenagers in the flowers.

If I can't die in his heart, I'll let him die in my hands.

7. This young lady won't say anything about you because of your stupidity.

8. Rogue is a kind of temperament; Old hooligans are a kind of faith.

9. What is the biggest difference between Jesus and Sakyamuni? They have big curly hair and small curly hair.

10, do you feel guilty? I am just your pawn.

1 1, I just like quiet, don't think I won't go crazy.

12, I am alone. I watch you do this Buddha every day and keep chanting.

13, if you don't love me, don't talk nonsense with me. I can't talk to you at work now.

14, are you free to just talk about Q?

15, the end of the world is over, don't fucking tell me about eternity.

16, don't play love games with me, you can never afford it.

17, throw away what you have without looking, and you can't catch what you don't have.

18, you humiliated yourself when I was sleepy. You are really mean.

19. Do you know why the line is always busy when you call me? Because I knocked you out.

20. You said that everything you see in the world is gray because you are color blind.

2 1, I'm dead if I can't see it. If you see me, you may not be in this world.

22. You are stupid. You live a simple life, but you want to come to my sister's.

23, with a full wallet, go out to eat and want to play.

24. Someone makes others envy long hair, and the result is a wig.

25, la la la la, I am a small expert in selling newspapers and earned 1 yuan;

26. I am the only one who abandoned you, and you ignored me.

27. Insomnia, I only sleep 8 hours a day.

28. I secretly watched you for a day that day. Where did you play paper all day? Why are you so patient?

There is a dead fish in the water. I think it may be because of drinking too much water.

30. The morning sun can't shine on my ass.

3 1. The best way to stop advertising is to smash the TV and computer.

32. I am not an ATM. The balance of this month is 0? !

33. Why do people feel so happy when I wear a mask?

34. As the saying goes, there is no regret medicine in the world, only birth control pills!

35. I would rather owe others money than let others owe me money, uncle who owes money.

36, then who, you, uh, right, uh, owes me money and won't give it, right?

37. I came from far away without a gift. I went to a far away place and no one came to see me off.

38. Crazy people live a crazy life every day.

This paper is clean, so I don't want to paint it black.

40, watching you live like soy sauce all day, it feels different.

4 1, people are very strange animals, and the dead can move there all the time.

42. Love can give people inspiration and fantasy. It's strange that I feel nothing.

43. I suddenly felt so hungry that I woke up and found myself asleep while eating.

44. At the time of extreme poverty, I only have one thought, that is, I hope the teacher will not wake me up.

45. I don't want to see anything I just want to see Jinshan when I open my eyes.

46. I am most afraid of death, and I am afraid of getting sick and taking medicine, and I am even more afraid of dying suddenly when I get sick and taking medicine.

47. Men's arrogance and contempt for women also come from women's stomachs.

48. Life feels like a maze. Once in, you can never get out.

49. Standing at the peak of life, enjoying a lonely and silly life.

50. Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes; If anyone touches my clothes, I'll cut off his hands and feet.

Cute, talk about girls' cuteness, talk about Daquan cuteness.

1, take out the same fighting power as men and fight to the end with this derailed world.

I hope you have a sweet dream, I mean dreaming of me.

3, found that clothes can't wear, tell yourself that you are not fat, but that clothes have shrunk.

4, the head can be broken, the blood can flow, and the nipple must not fall off!

Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs chew bones and I sleep.

6, a lovely child like me, don't lose.

7. If God gives me another chance to meet you, I will turn around and leave.

8. The younger brother is a creature that can make the younger sister become a bitch immediately! !

9. I like you. Can you accept me? If not, I'll think of something.

10, envy those who can be by your side, unlike me, only in your heart.

1 1. The earth was very dangerous while I was away.

12. If it takes all my luck to meet you, please stay away from me. I want to stay lucky and make a fortune.

13, don't chase the bus, chase me. I'm slow and a little cute.

14, la la la la la la, I'm a Lori bomber!

15, I miss you in my dream.

16, mathematics is so boring that to prove a triangle, you have to set X for every dish.

17, although I don't know what the textbook is talking about, I feel terrible.

18. Fat is everywhere except the chest.

19, it's mine, don't move. It's not mine. You put it there.

20. Every time I fail to do multiple-choice questions, I choose C, because C is the most expensive thing.

2 1. When I was a child, I was a princess with a bed sheet and a birthday hat on her head.

22. Eating is also what I want; Fat, I am also; You can't have your cake and eat it, so I'm leaving.

23. Leaving dragonflies is like a deep-sea fish leaving the sun. It doesn't matter.

24. They said that the Internet was fake, and I laughed as if the reality was true.

25. Dear aunt, pay me back. How many packs of sanitary napkins have you used?

26. I am at the end of my rope now, and there is no way to escape. It's less than another village with a bright future for you.

27. I've been really busy recently, and it's hard to get enough sleep for 16 hours a day.

28. After which noble family, your father is Marshal Tian Peng!

29. Scattered memories to pay homage to my sister's madness in those years.

30. I am not fat. I'm just a little short according to my weight.

3 1, I want to hug and touch you. If you disagree, you can kiss me.

32. A lover will eventually become a house slave, and a house will eventually become a wife.

33, my chest is small, there is nothing wrong, my whole body is the essence.

34. Obviously only one you was deleted, but one group was empty.

35. When I was a child, I always had to stamp my feet to get momentum.

36. When I marry a lover in the future, I will thank you for not marrying.

I can cook all kinds of instant noodles. Do you want to consider marrying me?

38. Mom said I was hopeless. Who's Wu Yao? Come and help me!

39. If you say you are ugly, forget it. If you come out to scare people, you are responsible.

40. Hold your breath when you miss me. After all, my loveliness is everywhere.

4 1, others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for freezing.

42. I have a dragon on my left and a white tiger on my right. Mickey Mouse is tattooed on my shoulder!

43.where is it? Chengdu. Specific? Go home. Chengdu is your home? Chengdu is my home, and safety depends on everyone.

44. I have worked hard to support you all my life. I just hope you will stop looking around.

45. If I had known I would have looked back 500 times in my last life, I would have met you in my life. I should break my head in exchange for meeting you in my life.

46. Don't think you are texting in class. I don't know who will giggle at the crotch when nothing happens.

47. Don't think about anything, live a good life and wait for you to marry me when you grow up.

If love can be expressed in words, then anyone can talk about love.

49. It's sad to look so good but not be able to kiss your face.

50, others hand in hand, I take my dog, take a walk and swim to see who is not happy to bite.

5 1, teacher, you don't have to change my seat, no matter who you talk to, I can talk to you.

52. Some people, some things, see clearly, and then look down.

53. Your curse is so good that you can take it to the museum for exhibition.

54. Sister holds the child's hand and drags the child away; Don't go, stun and drag away.

55. If you can sell cute photos, you won't be so ugly.

56. I swear I'll chop my hands if I surf the Internet again. I found myself a thousand-handed Guanyin.

57. I love you so much that you can run amok in my world for so long.

58. I never speak with a thorn. If my words embarrassed you, I did it on purpose.

Don't look at me like that, my face will turn into a red apple.

60. You choose between loving me and eating shit.

Girls say that the length of the encyclopedia is cute, and qq says that the encyclopedia is cute and cute.

Girls are cute. Let's talk about the whole book

1, true companionship, can withstand ups and downs, and can withstand dullness.

2. Life is a tree full of flowers, destined to be baptized by fate. On the journey of life, there are many things that cause memories, but few are worth remembering, only those that are true and flawless and spotless; It seems that I didn't get it, but I already have it; What you already have, but don't seem to get, is the most valuable and nostalgic thing.

3, want to live, have the fun of cooking, have the mood of reading, have time to travel, and most importantly, all this is companionship.

4. When I am silent. I just hope you can take the initiative to find me, and I want to know that you care about me.

5. Some things can only be remembered. Some people can only be passers-by I can't escape those memories after all, I can't forget that person, and I can't change the role of a one-man show. As the years passed, I meditated and recalled, looking back on the past, and the scars of my thoughts became deeper and deeper. The familiarity of many years ago, many years later, has long since vanished. You are still you, I am still me, the same stranger.

6. Be a quiet person, read, travel and wait for love. Give yourself a soft time.

7. There are no assumptions in life, and the present is everything. Better be yourself than envy others. Wise men always warn against impoverishing the mind. The mind is barren, or quicksand spreads, or weeds are overgrown. My eyes grow old with my heart.

8. Cherish the people around you, because you never know which will come first, the accident or tomorrow.

9. Remember, the sun is new every day. Don't let down the beautiful morning light.

10 Some people, the more they look at strangers and think about something, the more sad they feel.

1 1, we sometimes mistakenly think that what we can't get is precious and what we have is cheap. No, because of the lack of in-depth understanding, it is just a beautiful illusion, showing us a gorgeous appearance. If one day, you get close to it and know its truth, you will find that it is so similar to what we have. Don't stay in your imagination, all you have is your happiness.

12, but I can't say it, but I can't help it.

13, I have no time to hate those who hate me, because I am busy loving those who love me.

14, love at first sight is such a thing, romantic but not necessarily lasting. It's hard, but it's harder to be apart. Love at first sight is always related to looks, and love over time is always related to habits. The slower you fall in love with someone, the longer you love him. Love can be short-lived, but it takes time to water the truth.

15, life is a pursuit, but also an understanding. Letting nature take its course is the most appropriate footnote to life and the most perfect answer to yourself. People's life, sometimes have to compromise in the world, of course, there will be lingering self-love and dignity, but also lingering nobility and pride.

16. Words themselves don't hurt people unless the person who said them is very important to you.

17, don't dwell on the past to heal the wounds of the past, but live better in the present.

18, what do women want? Isn't the answer simple? No matter what she seems to want, she only wants two things: a lot of love and a lot of security. Amy Cheung

19, a person should be crazy once in his life, whether it is for a person, a relationship, a journey or a dream.

Be smart from now on. Don't ask others if they love you. If you say it, I will tell you, but if you say it from your mouth, others will be too proud to talk to you. Don't care too much about some people, too much about some things, let nature take its course and face it with the best attitude, because this is the world, and we are often the least valuable in front of the most important things.

2 1, don't always pretend to be too strong, because maybe then no one will really comfort you. People who often want to understand me will understand my silence and my disguise, but the reality is not that idol dramas don't have so many natural feelings. People's feelings only exist in people or things they are interested in. You don't say that no one knows that you are shrinking, and you want to find someone who can see through yourself, but they are obviously preoccupied but indifferent. In the final analysis, it is not that we don't want to talk to someone, but that no one understands.

22. Memory is like water in the palm of your hand. Whether you spread it out or hold it tightly, it will eventually flow clean through your fingers. The so-called forever only represents yesterday. The so-called love only represents time. Some people live in memory, unforgettable; Some people live nearby, but far away. Acacia becomes sorrow, and when you look back, it becomes resentment! The old bright moon, an everlasting promise that cannot be maintained, an oath that cannot be kept.

Many years later, I discovered that the dream I kept repeating was the dream that we could never go back.

Besides life and death, there are two things that you can't control. One is the one you love and the other is the one who loves you. Gu Xijue

25. Every step of a person's life is inseparable from the help of others, no matter how big or small, it is worth cherishing and remembering. When we learn to face the troubled world with gratitude, you will see the world differently, and you will feel that there is nothing to cross and nothing to put down. The sky is so bright, the lake is so quiet and everything is so beautiful.

26. I only believe in one word about friendship and love. I've been watching people for a long time, so I'd better save it for the last.

27. What you often need to be grateful for in life is to teach the people you love, but when you realize this sadness, that fate has already become a promise to meet again in the next life. Perhaps, love has left, but it began because of each other's ignorance and cherish. I think the word cherish is sometimes not waiting.

28. One day you will understand that people can't be too kind. Good people are bullied because they only pick soft persimmons and push their luck. If everything is too generous and tolerant, others will not appreciate you, but will push your nose and face. Sometimes you have to be a little angry with them. Some people really can't be too gentle and patient, because being too kind is also stupid.

29. Giving up someone who doesn't love you is not worth being sad about. What you can't get should be enough.

30. Actually, I am very tired. I am used to pretending to be strong and facing everything alone. I don't know what I want. Sometimes we can chat happily with you, or we can be presumptuous, but no one knows it's just a disguise, a deliberate disguise; I can make myself happy, but I can't find the source of happiness, just giggle.

3 1, you help people 100. When one day you are only willing to help 80, he will empty all your gratitude and would rather choose someone who only helps him 70 points as a friend. A grain of rice nurtures benefactors and a stone of rice nurtures enemies. The old man is right. Don't give yourself everything easily, leave some pride and love for yourself, remember, this is the coolest thing.

32. Once the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, it's not worth getting together after all.

33. Men and women can't be good friends without liking and affection, appreciation and congenial feelings, and countless heart-to-heart conversations in the evening. There are too many reasons to be friends instead of lovers, just like fireworks. In this life, we have many wonderful encounters. We love more than one person, only the one with the deepest fate. Others, only gloomy mood to step down.

34. I would rather stay alone than stay with people who are out of step.

35. If you don't work hard, the opportunity may come. Efforts will increase the probability of meeting opportunities.

36. It is better to face it bravely, avoid detours and miss the scenery than to escape passively. Anyway, thank you for your experience; The theme of life is to face complexity and stay happy; Now, now, you can follow the fate; Future, future heart, why bother.

37. I would like to grow towards the sun, be a warm person, and live humble and clean.

38. The present state is that we can't see the future clearly and we can't go back to the past.

Life lies not in length, but in width. Life, sometimes inner peace, quietly feel the peace of life, everything goes well, and the days are beautiful; Life, sometimes ups and downs, sometimes sad, sometimes excited, sometimes sad, sometimes happy, but, in any case, you must have firm beliefs and persistent life goals, so that you can go forward and pursue unremittingly.

40. When two people walk together for the first time, we will all be moved when the other person does a small thing for himself. Later, he will do more things, and we will be moved. Later, he had to pay more and more, and we were moved. What a greedy animal is man? Zhang Xiaoxian's "Butterfly Overstaying"

4 1, because there is nothing to do, so let nature take its course. Because the heart has nothing to hide, so be it.

42. The power that can make people calm from madness and calm from violence is the so-called love.

43. Understanding happiness objectively is not what everyone expects. It is a kind of reluctance, awareness and insight into life beliefs. This is not a worry. I cling to it, or concentrate on it and increase my troubles. The values of happiness should be to broaden your horizons, understand the origin of the world, and accept those regrets, even regrets.

44, don't expect, don't assume, don't force, let nature take its course, if doomed, it will happen.

45. I wonder how long it will take to wait. All I know is that I can't wait for you all the time, not to find someone to start a new life, but whether you deserve my fantasy of future life.

46. Life is like a book without words, and everyone is reading it. Life is like a cup of black tea, everyone has everyone's taste; Walking in Qian Shan, it is still simple and beautiful; After colorful, it is still indifferent for a long time; Through the noise, it is best to be healthy; The world is very big and the scenery is very good. There is fragrance in the eyes and green in the heart. Take an easy step and make every day's life full of sunshine and laughter.

47. In this world, the pursuit of happiness and happiness are nothing more than two things. The real way to happiness is not the accumulation of years, nor the persistent pursuit, but to cherish all our paths, cherish every good luck, be open-minded, think of others everywhere, and enjoy the gift of life while helping others.

48. One day, I will point to my heart and proudly tell you that there is a substitute here.