A circle of friends with narcissism and humor. What are the sentences?

1, I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out to study when I was a child.

I treat you as a friend one by one, but you treat me as a goddess.

Everyone says that making more friends with beautiful people will make you look good. No wonder you find that your friends are getting better and better.

You should find someone who can make you laugh, not me who can make you cry.

5, the kind of person who talks super funny and has a good temper is really impeccable, such as me.

6. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

7. It's not easy to cheat if you look good. The invigilator couldn't help but take a look. No wonder it was often found that year.