Talking about making fun of bad cooking

I like cooking very much, but the kitchen industry is not so good. I find it interesting to cook every time. The following is my ridicule of poor cooking. Welcome to read!

1, can you believe that I can make a contribution?

No matter what others do, it's a dark disc, and I'm a black hole disc.

3. Invite friends to my house for dinner: "Boil water to make buns, and bring your own."

Eat three meals a day for eight hours on average. This is eating goods.

5. Burn the kitchen.

6. I am serious about cooking. It tastes terrible. I was born.

7. In theory, you can cook any dish, in theory.

8. Did God cover the curtain in front of my eyes and forget to open it?

My golden retriever has fallen in love with dog food since eating my cooking.

10, be a carefree foodie, be a carefree fool.

1 1. If your date is a foodie, get married. As the saying goes: eating goods is good for feeding.

12, the highest level of eating goods is to eat.

13, a senior foodie only cares about two things: 1 What to eat in the future? What did I just eat?

14, eating like a train, eating like crazy. Eat like crazy.

15, on the road of no return, human beings will never be lonely!

16, if I can control myself, I will definitely resist eating.

17, in a world of eating goods, there is no heat, no heat, only delicious.

18, when I saw people cooking in the sun, I thought of buying some millet. Cooking for the second time is better than pure rice.

19, you may not believe it, but the pot moved first.

20. Rock, paper, scissors Whoever loses cooks will eat out as long as I lose.

2 1, I'm completely cooked.

22. Cooking by others is life, while cooking by me is survival.

23. My cooking is the only thing in Fiona Fang that can make my picky brother eat two bowls of rice at a time.

24. Growing up means going to which city to eat from which restaurant.

25. Being in an invincible position in the instant noodle industry, is it braised, spicy or spicy pot to eat instant noodles?

I like watching others cook in the sun. After reading myself, I want to try. After I finished eating, I still didn't move. Feel hopeless.

I haven't cooked in the sun for a long time. Today is Monday, all vegetarian. Simple food, but it is not easy to make simple food delicious.