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How to write a composition entitled "Harry Potter arrival"

Miss Rowling, the author of Harry Potter, came to Hogwarts with unprecedented pomp.

Rowling: "As a character in my work, you must understand my painstaking efforts in this work. So now I'll give you a test of four main characters to see if you can really see the foreshadowing left by my efforts in the book. These answers are all people who may appear in the future. "

Harry, Ron, Hermione and? Brother (Draco), the four most important and popular protagonists, all have incredible expressions on their faces.

"Ah ~ ~ ~ no ~ ~" Ron groaned painfully.

Hermione nudged Ron carefully. "shh! Stop it. "

"What's the matter?" Rowling said coldly, "You guys don't want to think about it. Your future fate is in my hands ... I think it doesn't matter who dies ... "

"No, no, I'm not upset ..." Ron shook his head in despair, savagely, hopelessly and not afraid of death. ...

"Well, that's more like it," Rowling said. "Now I'm going to hand out the test paper."

Topic 1: (20 points)

What are the names of Zhang Qiu's brothers and sisters?

Topic 2: (20 points)

What are the names of Seymour Diggory's brothers and sisters?

Topic 3: (20 points)

What are the names of Malfoy's brothers and sisters?

Topic 4: (20 points)

What are the names of rubeus hagrid's brothers and sisters?

Topic 5: (20 points)

What are the names of albus dumbledore's brothers and sisters?

When the test paper was handed out the next day. ...

"It's Hermione, only you get full marks." Hermione took the test paper with a happy face.

"Harry, Ron," Rowling said, "both of them are sixty. Are you cheating? 」

"No, we definitely didn't cheat." Harry and Ron get their test papers back carefully.

Then Rowling roared, "Huh? Brother! ! 」

My face turned pale.

"On this issue, you are right only in your own home! ! Are you reading my book? ! Punish your labor! ! Slytherin deducted ten points! ! 」

Poor thing? Dude, I pissed off Miss Rowling.

You can see it in the castle for the next three months? A picture of me kneeling on the floor ...