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2020 humorous talk.

1. Live like Spongebob, laugh mindlessly all day, and annoy those annoying people with happiness.

2. I am obviously a rich second generation, but I work to earn money myself. You can drive a luxury car, but you are crowded with buses every day. Obviously, I can eat by my face, and I work hard myself. This is me and Ming.

I don't like playing with idiots. If it's you, cerebral palsy doesn't matter.

Your good brother is moldy there. Can he have children of his own? Why did you keep it from me?

People say that leg hair is good for tonifying kidney. I touched my leg hair with satisfaction. Why does a girl want such a good kidney?

6. If the whole world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.

7. Don't get too close to me, or you will get drunk.

8. Don't ask me why I am single. I am a fairy. It is illegal to fall in love with mortals.

9. I wanted to live in your heart, but I found it was a neighborhood with many neighbors.

10, I haven't spoken for more than ten hours, which is not difficult to see. I am a taciturn, introverted, shy, mature and steady boy.

1 1. Do you like barbecue stalls, and fruit stalls are my little cerebral palsy?

12, who says I can't play any musical instruments without musical cells? I retired. Good play!

13. If you make others unhappy, you must find the reason from yourself to ensure that you can make them unhappy next time.

14, don't ask me why I'm not in love. Why don't you go to Tsinghua, because you don't want to?