University graduation party, find a sitcom script, which should be light and funny.

People: Moderator, A, B (female), C.

Venue: Stage

Time: meeting place

serious drama

Lord: Hello, everyone. I am the head of the * * department. He is also the host of the column "Remembering the University". Today, I stand on the stage and host this program for the last time. As usual, three seniors were invited today. Now, please welcome three seniors to the stage with warm applause.

(A, B and C take the stage)

Hello, my name is a, and I'm from the * * department. Being able to attend the graduation party and recall the university program made me excited for half a night last night, so I got up early last night and wrote a novel My University, which is divided into four parts: the cry of freshman, the hesitation of sophomore, the mourning of junior and the flower picking of senior. Leaders, teachers and students, let me start with the cry of freshman. When I was a freshman-

B: Stop, stop and stop. I said, Lao Jia, I think your ink has become more and more like Tang Priest in recent years. Are you here to give a report? Do you understand what self-introduction means?

C: that makes sense. That makes sense.

A: God, God, I've been angry with you since freshman year! I went on stage today, and I've made up my mind!

What have you decided? What's the matter? Is it backwards?

I've made up my mind-bear it! Do whatever you like.

Is that all you can do?

Teenage ninja turtles, teenage ninja turtles

B: Next, as the only female guest, let me introduce myself.

Don't misuse that useless adjective. What do you mean unique? I am the only male guest, and the only one. What are you doing with that useless thing?

C: that makes sense. Is it? Then what am I?

Master: Lao Jia, correct me. Two male guests were invited today. Hehe, please continue.

My name is B, and I'm from the Ministry. Please remember me, female number two, * * is a flower, B. (pure)

Oh, oh, my God! (vomiting)

B: Why? What's the matter with you?

C: Nothing, nothing, God threw up.

A: You! ! !

Master: Don't take it amiss. These three people always do this. This is another interpretation of deep friendship. Let's ask C to introduce himself.

C: (Silence)

Master: Old C, old C, introduce yourself.

C: My name is C. Haven't you finished? What else can I say?

Master: Self-introduction is not just a name introduction!

C: I've been thinking about this sentence for a long time. I'll let your boy grab the lines. It's disgusting, it's disgusting.

A: He can't talk. Don't be like him

B: Yes, yes, he has had this temper since he was a college student. He has studied * *.

Master: Ha ha, well, let's get into the theme of remembering the university-reminiscence. The three seniors have experienced four years of college time, during which they may have had many years of passionate collision, bitter and depressed feelings, proud and brilliant achievements and lost feelings. We recalled the university column by asking three seniors to tell us these stories. Now, let's remember them from freshman year! What impressed you the most when you were a freshman?

A: Of course, it was military training in my freshman year. Military training, just use one word to describe, tired! I am tired. At that time, our military training was really strict. I spared the playground for 20 laps in the morning, 20 laps in the afternoon and 20 laps in the evening. I only had one wish at that time.

Lord: What wish?

A: Sleep. Get up early and crawl to sleep in the middle of the night.

Lord: How do I remember that it was not so strict?

B: He was punished for skipping class and military training, but it wasn't that serious.

C: Yes, it should be!

I said, why are you so stupid? Besides, is this a punishment? That's called intensive training! That's the double strengthening of body and will. Look, look, a man with perfect combination of beauty and strength, a man with a unified contradiction between chic and coldness.

B: Buddha, bodhisattva!

A: Why?

C: God vomited again.

Lord: I said don't do this. Actually, Lao Jia is really handsome. I think there must be many girls chasing Lao Jia in those years, right?

A: The host has a vision. Haha, I tell you, I used two words to describe it when I was a freshman.

Lord: What?

Welcome to visit! I tell you, I was in 1 1 row, and 10 row was the opposite women's volleyball team. The whole row of girls have a crush on me.

B: I've seen thick-skinned, never seen you so thick.

C: People can be shameless, but they can't die shameless!

A: Why? What's the matter? I have proof. Moderator, I tell you that all the little girls in row 10 smile at me whenever and wherever they see me. Tell me, if young girls always smile at you, does it mean that these girls are a little interested in you?

B: You're the only one in the emergency March. Who doesn't laugh at you?

Hey, boss, where's my face? Where is my face?

A: Moderator, don't ask me. My fiery heart, which has been inflated for four years, is now MINUS one degree. The most unforgettable thing about freshman year has changed since then. I must be calm.

Master: Well, well, let's ask B, what was the most memorable thing in your freshman year?

B: What impressed me the most when I was a freshman was, hehe (shy), and people were embarrassed to say it.

Master: What's so embarrassing about this? We remember that the purpose of university is to share. What's so embarrassing?

A: You tell me, just say that Niu Niu is not pinching properly. What does it look like?

flower girl

She is a flower girl.

A: Like you, Sun Erniang will be scared away. What happened to that girl?

C: that makes sense, that makes sense.

Host: I said, don't interrupt. Let b talk.

B: Just now, just now, someone wrote me a love letter. (shy)

A: You can also receive love letters? Oh, I said this guy, when you were a kid, did you get your head caught in the door or choke on it?

B: Why? This young lady is also as beautiful as a fairy, with more wisdom than Ruby Lin and a sense of humor like Song Dandan. What's wrong with receiving a love letter?

Master: Hey, hey, how to write a love letter?

B: It was written by a legendary senior.

A: Huh? Or an old cow? .

B: I am professional, proficient and knowledgeable. I have the characteristics of a college student, which is different from not having been to college.

A: This old cow can eat young grass!

Master: Senior, come quickly. How do you write it?

B: That's what it says, the report of courtship experiment!

Experimental purpose: Through this love letter, I touched Miss B's heart and made her throw herself at her.

Experimental principle: When I first met Miss B, she had too much hormone secretion.

Experimental requirements: it will be done in three days.

Experimental steps: Miss B received a love letter-Miss B was moved to tears-had a candlelight dinner with Miss B (there was a casserole in No.2 canteen)-and fell in love.

Experimental instrument: 10 RMB.

Supplementary explanation of the experiment: due to my limited funds, the candlelight dinner can not be successfully completed. Please give some support from Miss B, and the experiment is over! ! !

Black boy! Absolute killer!

C: Men, absolute men!

H: Did you agree later?

B: I just replied. Experimental result: Failure, disqualification.

Lord: You are a man of your own mind! I didn't expect Sister B's freshman year to be so interesting.

Things. I believe that the story of old C must be more exciting. Next, please ask old C to talk about his freshman year.

Hou's story! Applause! ! !

(Ai Leqi)

C: I remember it was on the morning of 18 10 and 2 1 am in September 2003.

A: The distance is 9. N years have passed since the 18 incident.

B: We are deeply saddened by such a sad day!

C: At the school hospital, I was very nervous and opened this new one.

A judgment that concerns my life and death. Ah! ! ! My university has just begun, and my life has just begun. How did this happen? How did this happen?

A: A fresh life has just passed away! The verdict reads impressively: experimental results, failure, disqualification! (Music stops)

God: Did you write that love letter? You are the legendary old cow?

C: The flowers are similar every year, but the fallen flowers are heartless!

B: People are different from year to year. Love has been empty since ancient times!

A: After a long relationship, it's hard to match bad karma mandarin ducks!

Lord: alas! Love is difficult, it is difficult to go to heaven! Hey, I said, what is this mess?

A: In short, he was full of vigor and vitality when he was a freshman. She thought that her beauty was better than the fairy in the sky, and she was mentally shocked and became like this.

Lord: There are many fish in the sea, old C, across this meadow, there is a forest waiting for you ahead.

C: I'm lost!

Master: Well, because of the time, we will combine the stories of sophomore and junior.

3. What unforgettable things did you have in your sophomore and junior year?

A: During this romantic period, my life goal is very clear.

Lord: What?

A: Upgrade! ! !

Main: Online games?

A: My record is 4 days and 3 nights in a row!

Master: The school leaders in the audience, look at what perseverance Senior A has been honed by military training. Cancel military training!

B: Let's say sophomore and junior, whoa, whoa. . . . . . (intoxicated)

Lord: What's the matter? b？

B: In Happiness, please interrupt!

Hey, hey, hey, what are you pretending to be pure there?

Oh, what are you doing? Scared somebody else's little dream plop plop.

A: That's it! This woman is crazy!

B: Why, you were so happy in your second and third year of high school, couldn't you? Just like you. Be a bachelor all your life!

A: Still in love? What are you humble for? I tell you, my sophomore and junior divorced 8.9 times! ! ! In the game.

Master: How did you spend it, Senior C in Senior Two and Senior Three?

C: Study! Study! Study again! Anyway, I'm also the seed of Tsinghua. I made a mistake in the college entrance examination and didn't go to Tsinghua.

H: Really? What's the score of the college entrance examination?

C: 402, I failed in Tsinghua.

H: that's impossible.

C: In the past two years, I have obtained CET-4 and CET-6, oral English, CET-2 and CET-3, reading card, library card, book return card, medical card, health care card and student card.

A: Shit, didn't you get a marriage certificate? Why don't you talk?

C: In grief, please interrupt!

A: That's it, another crazy one! Hey, that's right I said host, your boy stood on the stage and asked questions. What privacy did you ask? Aren't you a senior three? Tell me, what are your unforgettable things in these four years? Let's also listen to it.

B, C: That's it.

I think what I remember most is not things, but people. It is you around me, my brother and sister who have lived with me for four years. Four years ago, we came together with great ambition, and today, four years later, we are about to say goodbye. I really don't want to bring up such a sad topic. If time can stay, I don't think any of us will choose to leave.

Yes, I remember yesterday's class meeting. Although it only lasted for ten minutes, we held it for two hours. Because no one wants to leave first, because everyone knows that, perhaps, such a class meeting will never exist in this life.

Last night, my roommate told a joke about college girls. It is said that freshman girls are like cherries, whether they look good or not. Sophomore girls are like apples, beautiful and delicious; Junior girls are like pineapples, which are not good-looking or delicious; Senior three girls are like tomatoes. Do they think they are fruits? I laughed for a long time, and then everyone cried. Yes, we are all out of the era of fruit.

C: It's been three years since I sent graduates away. Today, I stand on the stage, but I am sending myself away. There is no banquet that never ends, and there is no platform for not crying. I just want to have a good look at the familiar faces of my classmates and say goodbye silently.