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Double Eleven is suitable for making friends.

1. In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately on the Double Eleven, I spent all my money in advance. Great, I'm clean and upright. This is me, different fireworks. I think I'm angry.

2. It will be the Double Eleven soon. Buy yourself a globe. The world is so big that you can not only look, but also look around.

I don't want to buy a shopping cart this year.

4. Double Eleven, whoever helps me empty my shopping cart, I will introduce all my girlfriends to you.

5, double eleven don't know what to buy? Why don't you transfer the money to me to buy a lesson?

6. I heard that everything is cheap on the Double Eleven. Can you be cheap with me?

7. I am still a bachelor on Singles Day this year.

8. It's quick and easy to pay the down payment, but uncomfortable to pay the final payment.

9. The laborer worked very hard for a month and finally gave it to the anchor because he called me a girl.

10, you can make more money if you lose it. When the baby is off the shelf, it's gone.