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Scold women, the more poisonous the better.
2, your mother is a seven-color pineapple chicken, grass, mental illness, spring mental illness, your mother is looking for heaven.
Your appearance is out of proportion.
4, the waves have backbone, and Sao is foreign!
Let me ask you something. Are your parents close relatives married?
6. The other party said that Notre Dame de Paris lacked bell ringers. Feel the answer. Why? You resigned from there.
7. Put Laozi in the right position, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously.
I love you. Do you think I really loved you before? Stop bragging! I'm playing you!
9. If you talk to some people, you really have to forgive them 800 times a minute before you can continue talking to them!
10, scraping time-Mao Zuo chicken-act young.
1 1, someone actually wears blue eye shadow, which is simply insulting my dark circles!
12, please say hello to your mother for me. After all, a good boy has finally cultivated this man to put on airs.
13, the world is big, but it is bigger than the brain you lack.
14, I smiled, weren't you very proud at the beginning? What are you playing now?
15, I said it's actually nothing to grow a steamed stuffed bun. After all, you lost your appetite after reading it. If the dog ignores it, it is really a personality problem.
16, don't always pester people, people will say: you are not tired, I am still tired.
17, I think you are quite suitable to be a shemale, otherwise it is really a waste of talent!
18, I forgot there is another kind of people in the world-Martians, where are you from?
19, spring has passed, what are you still doing in spring? It turns out that spring has no seasons.
How can you say that he is crazy? Only if you have a brain.
2 1, telling lies with real names in reality, and telling the truth with pseudonyms in the network.
22. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you know me in the future ... you will definitely hit me.
23, you big bastard, I hate you so much now, I can't wait to rush to your house and kill you!
24, you haven't fully evolved, and elephant man is really hard for you.
25, you have a long history of love, throughout your life, that is narcissism.
26. Your appearance is inaccurate and your proportion is not good.
27. Let me kick your ass when you die. I take it out on you when I'm in a bad mood. You are still happy. I took you there!
28. Dead? Then I'll shut up. I'm not interested in wasting my breath on a dead man Rest in peace!
29. Don't keep your mouth shut. Take your parents for example, you are so filial.
30. I think your temperament is particularly like an expert in advertisements that specialize in treating various diseases of men and women. You are old and confident.
3 1, as soon as you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.
32. Friends say that we are made for each other. Bah! You really don't deserve me!
33. You are an abstract collection.
34. You and your dad are standing on Qianmenlouzi Street in winter, with cigarettes in their mouths.
When my mother became a swan, you were still an egg.
36. I want to bite you, but unfortunately I am a Muslim. Because Muslims don't eat pork
37. After all, this is not a society that bitches love. You'd better restrain yourself.
38. It is God's creativity that created you and your courage to continue to live.
39. I will never buy wool for your mother again. That sweater is an insult to me!
40. You are patriotic, dedicated and have a lot of backbone.
4 1, in order to leave you, I want to immigrate to Mars.
42. Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.
43. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.
44. I can't eat the rice you want. That's disgusting!
45. What did you say? You want to * *? You are really not human. I want to die after bullying you for less than two years!
46. Women refuse love with friendship, while men exchange friendship for love.
47. I heard that you are rich and recognize Erlang as your master.
48. Although you are tall, you are from China. Do you think I don't know until you tell me?
49. Kissing a woman who smokes is equivalent to kissing an ashtray.
50. Is it bad for a girl to wear a skirt or trousers of regular length, get some jewelry to decorate herself reasonably and behave politely? !
5 1, bitch is always a bitch, even if the economic crisis, you can't be expensive.
52. I am not ugly, but I am not prepared to be gentle.
53. Excuse me, can I ask you for some faces? I don't think it matters if you have three layers outside your face.
54. People can be shameless, but not as shameless as you.
55. You are a negative IQ imbecile who lacks words, a low-quality child who always greets other people's parents.
56. It's not your fault that you are ugly. It's your fault to run out and scare people.
57. Don't patronize other people's space all the time. I don't know which state of others makes you unpredictable.
58. I can't describe you any more, because you have gone beyond the description of the earth people.
59. Where did this bitch come from? Summer has come, and she is still in heat.
60. You are really creative and have the courage to live!
6 1, why are you so right with Xifeng? You are really golden couple.
Don't make me add verbs or nouns between me and your family.
63, don't always want to talk to others, every word of others always makes you aftertaste for a week, people just ignore what you said, indifferent.
64. Don't hate others. You have nothing to let others remember. Don't blame others for being rude to you.
65. When I was a child, I gave Altman more lasers and grew up with gene mutations.
66. I don't understand. How dare you make a fool of yourself with a penis smaller than your little finger?
67. Don't think you can cross the ocean by force.
68. Look at your angry physical environment. Don't you feel that you have played a great negative role in China? Don't feel inferior?
69. Damn, you are too easily recognized.
70. Sister and aunt, please be realistic! You think this is Andersen's fairy tale! This is not!
7 1, a dinosaur that degenerates three times a day, is the strongest waste in human history.
When you can talk about civilization and quality, I think it's time for me to be reborn.
73. After meeting you, I finally fully understand what a freak looks like.
74. You look very creative and live with courage. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper.
75. Give me a beautiful photo of you and go home to ward off evil spirits.
76. You asked me to go with you. Do you think it's possible?
77. If scientists can take the initiative to study it, it will make a great contribution to the world's understanding of extraterrestrial life!
78, others want to say, I c your mother, you can answer that I castrated your father.
79, and cockroaches * * * super-individual survival, semi-plants with rotten vitality.
80. You can't do this. You didn't know to come to me until you lacked dog food?
8 1, don't stretch your legs, if you stretch your legs, the ants will be smoked to death by you.
82. Our rival in love fell into the water, so we have to pee.
83. If I don't fuck your mother, you don't know that I am your father.
Ugliness is not your intention, but God's temper. Don't you dare to look at your face like a toad?
85. Stick a picture of xx on the wall to ward off evil spirits during the day and prevent contraception at night.
86. Don't always treat me like you ordinary people telling the story of that B club. How can I stop looking for you? No matter how strong you are, you can't hold back your urine.
Look in the mirror and see how big yours is. How long is it?
88. Don't always talk about your weather-beaten face. Beauty is not outstanding, ugliness is not natural and unrestrained.
89. A hateful guy like you can only play a piece of shit in TV series.
90. Explain is cover-up. I'd rather believe in ghosts than your stupid mouth.
9 1, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and when I turned around, I counted myself a hooligan!
92. Don't shake your head. It's all water colliding
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