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I was woken up in the middle of the night by a neighbor's quarrel.

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On Christmas day, I woke up in the morning and heard the neighbors quarreling next door.

I can hear clearly through the wall because of the loud quarrel.

I don't know what caused the contradiction. It sounds like both sides are indignant.

The woman shouted at the top of her lungs, "After so many years of marriage, you will only lie on the sofa watching TV and playing mobile games when you get home from work. You never care about your children and don't do any housework. Too selfish! "

The man responded at the top of his voice: "You need a nanny for housework, but I just won't do it."

The woman is not to be outdone: "You think you are a rich second generation. You don't mop the floor when the dirt pile at home reaches your knees, and you don't wash the dishes in the kitchen when they are soaked by long hair. Do you think you earn a lot of money? " Find a nanny at every turn. Even if you can find a nanny to do housework, you haven't coached your children when they are in primary school, and you haven't done your duty as a father! "

The man's voice didn't weaken at all: "you didn't help your child go to school well." You only helped one child. Some women don't help two children and three children like you. "

The woman began to choke: "I have been married for several years. What do I want you to do? " You work, I work. You do nothing but work. You usually play games and cards. Besides work, I have to take care of this family and children. Ask yourself, you are so selfish and lazy, aren't you ashamed of your family? "

The man is even more angry: "You were gentle and capable before you got married, but now you have become so nagging that I don't want to go back to this home!" " "

The woman began to cry in a low voice: "I have become so nagging because of you!" " If you are as diligent as other children's fathers and help share some family affairs, I won't get angry and nag you ... "

Man: "You are becoming more and more unreasonable, like a pussy."

The woman is completely out of control: "Get out, don't come back, get out ..."

The man slammed the door and left.

From the cat's eye, I saw him take the garbage at the door to the trash can downstairs when he left.

The man walked away.

Women cry at home.

A woman crying while talking on the phone sounds like calling her best friend: "I used to think he was full of advantages, but now I think he is full of disadvantages." I don't know how to live with such a person. I'm too lazy. Where did all his good qualities go before? ..... I have a bad cough recently, and I have to take care of this family. He ran away from home, don't come back, I don't want to see him ... Why is marriage sometimes like drowning, which makes people breathless ... "

As we all know, fairy tales often end with this sentence: the prince and princess held a grand wedding and lived a happy life from then on.

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The couple next door have been married for nearly 10 years and have a seven-year-old child who goes to primary school.

I have known them for many years, and I have witnessed them from their love to their marriage.

At the beginning, two people were very in love. Men hold women in their hands. When walking on the road, men hold women carefully, hold her in their arms in public, and even kiss loudly. When eating, they will leave delicious food for women. Of course, the man will even coax the woman to say, "You are the most beautiful at any time."

When a man goes out to work, a woman will definitely open the door and snuggle up in a man's arms.

When a man comes back from work, a woman must open the door early and greet him shyly, waiting for his gentle touch and sweet kiss with open arms.

Not to mention, in the middle of the night, they frequently disturb their neighbors to have sex, which is shocking and deafening.

Borrowing a famous poem I Nong Ci written by Guan Daosheng to her husband 700 years ago, this fascinating state is described:

"You nong nong, te evil spirit.

A lot of feelings, hot as fire.

Turn a piece of mud into a part of you,

Let me, let us both,

Break them, mix them with water,

Twist the other you and shape the other me.

I got you into the mire, and you got me into the mire.

Having the same child as you,

Died in the same place. "

It is a beautiful thing to enjoy love.

Gradually, with the passage of time, the men and women next door began to quarrel more. They later gave birth to a child, which itched for seven years. Love seems to begin to fade, perhaps lost to the years, perhaps lost to the heart that gradually slackened in the years.

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The men and women next door are fighting crazily. I thought men would run away from home today and never come back.

It was dark and the man came back.

The man has a pile of things in his hand. When he knocked at the door, he murmured, "Wife, I'm back. I bought you your favorite grapes and cough medicine. I will take you and your children to enjoy a big meal tomorrow. "

The woman opened the door.

The woman said, "I have prepared your favorite dinner, waiting for you to come back."

There was no quarrel next door.

The next day, I saw three people next door happily going out to enjoy a big meal through the cat's eye.

I smell the long-standing taste of love "breaking the cocoon into a butterfly".

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Some love is like a ephemera, fleeting; Some love is like weeds, which come and go with the seasons. Some love is not passion. Once it burns out, all that remains is ashes.

Love is the growth of two people.

All the deep feelings are originally composed of many small fragments of time, just like a string of small light bulbs emitting misty light, illuminating the interdependent figures.

The deep affection in the world must be reflected in time. I'm busy with daily necessities most of the time.

Love will sprout, grow and be dull, but dullness does not mean that it is no longer beautiful.